Chapter 5

You can't bully me. I've just been bullied.

What kind of shit is that?

The classroom was quiet for a moment, and then the students were more active.

"Teacher, do you know how cute your mother is?"

"I've just been bullied. Who is killing people?"

"Wow, he is the monkey that GuanShiYin invited to make us happy. Mr. Fang, can you turn over? Give us a somersault. "

-----------Fang Yan is not angry and angry. He stands on the platform and laughs at the students under the platform, who are shouting and attacking him.

Gradually, the students found that the situation was not right.

Tranquility is the omen of the storm. This guy laughs so obscene. He looks like he has a plan in his mind. There must be some big killers that haven't been used. Some smart guys shut up knowingly.

One, two, three - ---

more and more people are silent, and the classroom is quieter and quieter.

"Why are you my teacher?" A sudden voice sounded from the back row.

The students turned to look at the past and saw the fierce man who was wearing a pair of deep glasses and holding a thread bound book "twenty four histories" all day. His eyes were full of excitement.

It's a good play!

Huang Haoran is a smart man, but he doesn't keep silent like other students.

There's something others don't say, he said. Some things others don't do, he does.

Huang Haoran's father is a reporter of Huaxia Metropolis Daily, and his mother is a university professor. Strictly speaking, their family is also a scholar brother.

Huang Haoran's Chinese level is very good, and his writing skills are excellent, because his Chinese performance in the middle school entrance examination is the first in the whole class, and he was appointed as the temporary representative of class 9 just after entering Zhuque high school.

His ideal is to become a reporter who will expose the shortcomings of the times in the future, so he is now learning knowledge and nutrition like a sponge.

However, the school sent them such a Chinese teacher?

"What did you say just now? I didn't hear it clearly. " Fang Yan looks at Huang Haoran and asks aloud.

"I said," Why are you my teacher? " Huang Haoran looks at Fang Yan directly. Hao doesn't avoid it.

Fang Yan narrowed his eyes and smiled.

He only asked Fang Yan why he was "my" teacher rather than "our" teacher, which showed that he was a very proud guy.

In his eyes, other students are not worthy of comparison with him.

Fang Yan is curious about him. He wants to know what kind of freaks there are in class 9.

"I'm curious. What standard does it take to be your teacher?" Fang Yan asked.

Huang Haoran closed the "twenty four histories" in his hand and said in a loud voice: "my teacher wants to be broad-minded, well-informed, and strong in mind. The official history is familiar with the heart and the unofficial history learns from its shape. The social experience is rich and the thought is clear. Such a person is worthy of being my teacher. "

Huang Haoran's eyes were not good at staring at Fang Yan and said sarcastically, "what can you do?"

Provocation!

Naked provocation!

Many students have flames in their eyes, and more people's mouths are twitching.

It's fun. It's so fun.

They were curious to see how the doll teacher could cope with Huang Haoran's challenge.

If he can't give a satisfactory answer today, if he can't subdue Huang Haoran's arrogance, then it will be difficult for him to stand in this class again.

Even the students are not sure of the teacher, who will put him in the eyes of awe?

Fang Yan sighed gently, glanced at the whole audience, and said with infinite emotion: "I can't hide any more now - I've always been a low-key man. How do you say that? The gun shot the first bird. I'm not a showman. "

"But since you are determined to have an answer, and there should be a harmonious environment of frank communication between teachers and students, I decided to confess to you -"

hold your breath, everyone is looking forward to it.

Fang Yan stood upright on the platform, his eyes were deep, his sword eyebrows were flying, and he said one word at a time: "he knows everything from ancient times to modern times, knows everything and remembers everything. He is familiar with the official history and learns from the wild history. The social experience is rich and the thought is clear. I am the kind of teacher you want. "

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silence.

Dead silence.

What is the answer?

Is that the answer?

Isn't that shameful? How could he say such a thing?

Some people can't help laughing.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." A little fat man's face was red and he waved to apologize.The laughter was like a signal. After a few seconds, everyone else laughed.

"Mr. Fang, would you mind not doing this? I find that I like you a little. "

"Teacher Fang, don't teach Chinese. Come and teach us jokes?"

"It's really shameless --"

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Huang Haoran's expression is extremely embarrassing. Incompetence and arrogance, such a teacher --- he was completely disappointed.

Pa pa -

Fang Yan tapped the table with a eraser and shouted: "quiet. be quiet. We should be serious. We are in class now - "

so we laugh more happily.

This guy is so funny!

Fang Yan also grinned and said, "don't you believe it?"

"I don't believe it." All the students answered in unison.

"How can you believe it?"

"I ask you three questions, as long as you can answer them correctly, you will pass the test." Huang Haoran said aloud. "Don't worry, I won't deliberately make trouble for you. If you think it's unfair, you can ask me three questions. "

"Is the scope of the examination limited to high school Chinese knowledge?"

Huang Haoran sneered and said, "you only know Chinese knowledge in high school?"

"I'm afraid that when I write the question, the content is beyond the high school Chinese knowledge. You said I cheated." Fang Yan said.

"Let's start." Huang Haoran snorted: "apart from being an instrument, the bell and drum also refer to time in ancient times. What time does the drum refer to?"

"Night." Fang replied without hesitation.

Fang Yan can answer this question correctly, and Huang Haoran is not surprised. It's a common sense question. If you are a little more involved, it's not difficult for many people.

"Which story in history do we often say that the transmission of the goose originated from?"

Fang Yan looked at the students and asked, "do you know the answer?"

"I don't know. Don't say even if you know - "

" teacher, what others say doesn't count, even if you lose - "

" cheating, this is cheating - "

Fang Yanxiao said:" I ask you if you know the answer - --- just want to say the answer when you don't know. Only in this way can I show that I am better than you and have the capital to be your teacher. "

Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said, "this sentence comes from the story of suwu shepherd. Fifty four volumes of Hanshu, several months later, Emperor Zhao ascended the throne. For several years, the Huns and the Han made peace. Han asked for martial arts and so on. The Huns said that they died of martial arts. Later Han envoys returned to Xiongnu, and they often invited their defenders to join them. They had to see Han envoys at night, with their own way. The emissary said that Shan Yu, Yan Tianzi shot into the forest, got wild geese, enough to tie silk books, Yan Wu and so on. After listening to Shan Yu, only let Su Wu return home. Later, people used wild geese as a metaphor for people who wrote letters and delivered them. "

Huang Haoran's expression is moving. It's not a big problem to be able to tell the source of the allusion of the book. However, it's very difficult to recite the original words in the book of Han without moving a word.

Huang Haoran admitted that he had read many ancient books, and some allusions could tell his background and general story, but he could not recite the original text to Fang Yan.

"Is that the right answer? Who knows? "

"Really? Is that too much? "

"Who has Hanshu? Check it quickly - you can use your mobile phone without Hanshu. Didn't hear that internal affairs never ask Baidu external affairs never ask Google house affairs never ask Tianya

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"the answer is correct." Huang Haoran said in a heavy voice. "And the last question."

PS: what can I do if I am moved by you