Chapter 176

Hero Fang has produced scissors and hero Fang has produced stones. Stone smash scissors, Fang hero wins this round of competition and beauty priority.

His chubby face was full of smiles, and he came to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin with his most charming and charming image. Before he could open his mouth to talk, the two little girls bowed politely to him and shouted, "good uncle."

"Uncle ---- uncle ---- Fang Yingxiong's big face is white.

However, as a man, he must always maintain a gentlemanly demeanor. Maybe it's just another village? The most important thing is, don't young girls like old uncles now? Uncle is competitive.

Then, Fang Yingxiong said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin with a smile and a face ache: "Hello, two beautiful girls."

You see, what a gentle and proper response.

"Uncle, you look like Garfield." Yuan Lin giggled.

o:o！

Garfield?

Why am I a Garfield? What do I look like Garfield? How can I be like a cat? -

hero Fang is not suffering from facial pain, this time it's heartache.

"Yes. It's lovely. " Jiang Qin followed suit.

"Ha ha ha ha - ha ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha - ha. Put both hands on the ears on both sides and draw the gesture of Scissor hands, saying: "I'm Garfield, I'm Garfield from Garfield -"

JIANG Qin and Yuan Lin smile back and forth, tears and flowers come out.

Yuan Lin pointed to Fang Yingxiong and said, "it's so cute - fat uncle is so cute"

"yes, it's really like that fat cat. Want to squeeze his face - "

pinch his face?

Fang Yingxiong's eyes brightened and he moved to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin step by step, shouting, "master, pinch my face, pinch my face - pinch my face to unlock more skills."

Plop!

Fang Yan kicked him from behind.

"Who kicked me?" When hero Fang gets up from the ground, he sees Fang Yan's black face covered with black lines.

"Little martial uncle --" the anger on Fang Yingxiong's fat face immediately turned into a smiling face, and he said pleasantly: "your move of" White Snake shakes its tail "makes me more refined. I have no defense against kicking at all - good kicking, good kicking."

"You idiot scum, the descendant of Fang's Taiji, how can you do such a thing that will damage the family's prestige? As a top martial artist, we should have basic requirements for our own image. Stand like a pine, move like a wind, stand like a bronze bell ---- Fang Yingxiong, tell me, what did you do? Are you worthy of your hero's name? "

Fang's face was full of grievances and said, "little martial uncle, I didn't do anything standing here."

"Excuse me, I'm sorry." Fang Yan apologizes to Fang Haohan. Then he focused his attack on Fang Yingxiong and said, "you're good to wake up."

"Yes, martial uncle." Fang Yingxiong replied with a low brow.

Fang Yan sighed softly and turned to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin who were following him. "I don't want to be strict with them, but I have to be strict. There are national laws and family rules. Since they come from our Taiji family and call me junior martial uncle, I have to be responsible for their words, deeds and behaviors. You may not know that our disciples are very strict. Martial arts and virtues are indispensable. Only martial virtues have no martial arts, so it's hard to enter. Only martial arts don't have martial virtues, and disciples are easy to go out and do evil things - "

" we martial arts practitioners are like iron man, spider man, Batman in the city. If we don't stand upright, then we will become the villain in in the movie? Think about it. If Spiderman does harm to the people, how much will it cost? Is there any hope in this country? "

Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin looked at Fang Yan with little stars on their faces and said in unison, "teacher Fang, you are so handsome."

Fang Yan waved freely and said: "it has nothing to do with being handsome. This is our responsibility as a warrior - the greater the ability of a person, the greater the responsibility. I never dare to forget this sentence. "

"Mr. Fang, you are a good man with a sense of responsibility." Yuan Lin said holding Fang Yan's arm.

Jiang Qin pulled Yuan Lin away from Fang Yan and said, "you little flower maniac, you haven't explained to me why the number of Fang teacher on my mobile phone can't be reached? What do you say you did? "

Jiang Qin took Yuan Lin's place and grabbed Fang Yan's arm and said, "Mr. Fang, Yuan Xiaolin is too bad. She even changed your number on my mobile phone, which made me unable to get through to your phone. You should teach her a lesson quickly - "

Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan look at each other. Both of them are deeply helpless and sad.

Is it really a cruel world only looking at faces?"I still think Ren Jin looks good." Fang said. "I don't like any of these little girls."

Fang hero nodded and said, "too thin."

After thinking about it, hero Fang asked, "is martial uncle iron man, spider man, Batman?"

"He's superman."

"Why?"

"They all like to tie their underwear to their chest, but they don't even wear underpants."

Fang Yingxiong patted Fang on the shoulder and said with deep sympathy, "without pants, there is no limit."

The bald man came and patted Fang's hero on the shoulder, and then patted Fang's hero on the shoulder. He said nothing. When you say nothing at all.

Fang Yingxiong takes Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin into the room. Zhang Chen, a big man wearing a scarf, is busy working in the kitchen. Seeing Fang Yan coming in, he says with a simple smile, "master, the coffee chicken will be ready in a moment. You sit with the guests for a while first -- "

Fang Yan seriously corrects Zhang Chen's address, and says:" Zhang Chen, how many times have I said that our brothers are matched -- I am better than your Kung Fu and higher than your accomplishments, but this is not the reason why I can become your master -- "

" master, I will let you accept me as an apprentice. " Zhang Chen insisted with a face. "One or two years, ten or twenty years."

Fang Yan shook his head and said to Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin: "too many such difficult guys want to rush over to learn martial arts. If everyone I agree - how can I still do my favorite job of teaching and educating people? How romantic is it to read and write poems? What do you do to fight and kill? I am a man of peace. I hate war. "

Fang Yingxiong covered his buttocks and dared not say anything. The peace messenger was kicked just now.

"Yes, yes." Jiang Qin held Fang Yan's arm and nodded. "Teacher Fang is going to tutor me in Chinese."

"Yes. Mr. Fang is a man of profound knowledge, elegance and gentleness. How can he be such a little gangster who fights, kills and kills? " Yuan Lin's little tail also praised her. "But Mr. Fang's fighting posture is also very handsome."

"Is it?" Fang Yan's face brightened, and soon he said sternly, "martial arts are for the purpose of strengthening the body and protecting the country. If a warrior wants to play cool and handsome in a modern city with his martial arts, then I can conclude that this warrior will not achieve anything - I often say that to my younger generation. Fang Yingxiong Fang Haohan, do I often educate you like this? "

"------" Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan have no idea how to express their feelings at this time.

They have always thought that they can leave school, but the longer they have been in contact with martial uncle, the more they think that he is the existence of the mountain - only relying on the efforts of the day after tomorrow is not enough, and it is actually talent oriented to be shameless.

After a meal, Fang Yan said to Zhang Chen, who was standing on one side, "I'll feed you after dinner."

"Thank you, master." Zhang Chen is very happy. Fang Yan agreed to give him a feed, which is tantamount to disguised in pointing him out.

Fang Yan waved and said, "make a good chicken. Make a good chicken. "

"Good master." Zhang chenqiang, with a smile on his face, turned to make coffee chicken.

Fang Yan sat down on the sofa in the living room and said, "aren't you two going to ask me Chinese questions? Before the meal is ready, you take out your textbooks. I'll tell you something you don't understand. "

Fang Yan is a Chinese teacher. Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin are both students. He really wants to help them improve their Chinese scores. Junior high school is also about to take the mid-term exam. If we can help them solve several problems and improve their scores in the exam, Fang Yan also thinks that they didn't come in vain.

"Do you really want to teach?" Jiang Qin said with a bitter face.

"Yeah? Why don't we learn after dinner? " Yuan Lin also refused to study.

"Now." Fang Yan said earnestly. "You are students. The primary purpose of students is to study. Don't think about anything else. "

Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin look at each other and feel a little depressed. Teacher Fang has something to say.

"Take out the Chinese textbook." Fang Yan said.

Two little girls are very reluctant to take the bag down, and then look inside the bag for a while.

One second, two seconds, one minute, two minutes -

What's more strange is that the two women's skin, which can be broken by blowing bullets, is red and rippling, and there are even tiny beads of sweat on their forehead.

Fang Yan looked at Jiang Qin and Yuan Lin, who were almost putting their heads into their schoolbags, and asked, "what are you two doing? How hard is it to find a textbook? Is your bag bottomless? "

"Teacher Fang -" Jiang Qin's little face was about to cry. "I forgot to bring my Chinese textbook."

"Me too." Yuan Lin's face is red. "After school, I packed my Chinese textbook into my schoolbag. How come it's gone?"

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