"I think it's good for martial uncle to wear this white robe, and people look very energetic. At a glance, he looks like prince charming - our God, Andy Lau, also said that if a man wants to be handsome, he must be white," said hero Fang, holding a robe in his hand.
"I think it's better to wear black. The black color is sharp, serious and cold. If you can't beat the old monster of Chiba army, it's convenient for you to slip away in this suit. Think about it, the whole mountain is black. In this suit, little martial uncle hides in the woods behind the rocks. Where can Chiba army find it? "
PA!
Fang Yingxiong is about to take Fang's head out of his hand. Unexpectedly, Fang Yingxiong is now well prepared for this move. As soon as Fang Yingxiong's hand reaches out, he is slapped askew.
Fang Yingxiong is furious, but he points to Fang Haohan and scolds him: "Fang Haohan, you idiot, how can you raise their morale and destroy the prestige of little martial uncle? Now the war is coming, what do you mean that little martial uncle can't defeat Qianye army?"
"I didn't say that little martial uncle can't defeat the Chiba army." Fang explained. "I mean, if you can't defeat the Chiba army --"
"yes, that's what you said. This is your great distrust of martial uncle. If not, martial uncle must have fought in Chiba. " Cried Fang Yingxiong angrily. "If you can't defeat the Chiba army, you and I will have to go back to Yanjing. Others will look down on us and laugh at us. Maybe Miss ye will beat us up every day in a rage - "
" the beauty you want. " Fang said. "Do you think anyone can let Miss ye do it?"
"You -"
PA!
Hero Fang gets a slap on his head. Hero Fang turns around and wants to run. He is still slapped on the head.
Fang Yan just came out of the bath wearing a white shirt and said, "are you two bored? I want to be quiet in the bathtub for a while, and then I hear you two idiots buzzing like two flies, which makes people's ears hard to be quiet. "
hero Fang's head is burning and painful, but he looks at Fang Yan pleasantly and says:" little martial uncle, we are choosing the battle gown for you tonight. I think it's the best way to wear the white one with your temperament , Ximen is wearing white. One sword, one white robe, standing on the roof of the Palace - "
" no culture, it's the Forbidden City. " Fang said contemptuously.
"That's the roof, too." Fang said. "My martial uncle likes Ximen chuixue best, so I think you should wear a white robe."
"Who says I like Ximen chuixue best? I like chuliuxiang best. " Fang Yan didn't say well.
"Why?" It's hard for Fang Yingxiong to understand my hobby. The name Ximen chuixue sounds cool and makes people shiver. Other people's girls depend on their faces. You just need to hand out your business card and the girl will go back with you.
"Chu Liuxiang has many wives." Fang Yan said. "Which do you think looks good on me?"
"White."
"Black."
There are still huge differences between the views of Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan.
"I look good in either." Fang Yan said.
He took the white robe from Fang Yingxiong's hand and put it on himself. He took over the black robe in Fang's hand and put it on himself.
White robes make the lining, black robes make the face. He wore both hearts on him.
Seeing the solemn expression and sad look in the eyes of Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, I know that they are moved by their own behavior.
Fang Yan patted Fang Yingxiong on the shoulder, patted Fang Haohan on the head, and said with a smile, "it doesn't matter. It's cold. Put on more clothes to keep out the cold. If the Chiba army is frozen to death on the top of a sword peak, then I won't get a big bargain?"
Fang Yingxiong, with regret on his face, said: "I knew I had prepared a piece of armor for my martial uncle -----"
"yes. It's better to buy a set of transformer suit and wear it on you - "
" - "Fang Yan looks at these two bastards with gnashing teeth, hoping to squeeze them into meat. Do they think they are afraid of death by wearing more clothes?
Fang Yingxiong stood at the gate of the school for a long time, then a taxi slowly stopped beside them.
"Where to?" The taxi driver asked, looking at the three strange looking guys in front of him. Of course, he didn't open the door easily.
"A sword peak." Fang Yingxiong said without expression.
"Too far to go." Before the voice came to the ground, the car had already run away.
"Little martial uncle, those taxi drivers treat us as kidnappers --" said Fang heroically.
This is the sixth taxi they stopped. Every taxi driver saw their three faces, heard that they would arrive at their destination at this time, and then drove to a sword peak. What are you so nervous about? Aren't we kidnappers with such formal clothes?Fang Yan's heart is extremely sad. He is going to win honor for his country, and he is going to fight against the eastern sword God. Why can't he even fight a taxi? That's how you treat national heroes?
Fang Yan suddenly felt that he would never love again and wanted to turn around and go back to sleep.
"With taxi software." Fang said. "I set a tip of fifty."
Thankfully, with the 50 yuan tip, a taxi finally stopped by their side.
"To yijianfeng?" Asked the black faced taxi driver.
Fang Yanfang hero Fang Haohan is going to think of a reason to explain why he went to yijianfeng in the middle of the night, when the taxi driver asked the second question: "go to see the competition?"
"You already know?" Fang Yan asked, looking at the taxi in shock.
"Hey, I've sent two groups of people." The taxi driver said triumphantly. "Otherwise, who is willing to run to that place
"A lot of people in the past?"
"Many. It is said that the Guanyin platform under yijianfeng is almost full. "
"Ordinary people can't watch this kind of competition, can they?" Fang Yan said. I thought it would be a big loss not to sell tickets in advance.
"Bah, how can there be any peerless experts these days? Isn't it a boast that two prodigies want to be famous? What Taiji master? What is the eastern sword God? I guess it's not as wonderful as the "Wulin wind" I watch every night in the challenge Arena - "
Fang Yan touched his face, but fortunately there was no saliva. For the sake of relying on his driving to find the way, Fang Yan resisted the impulse of killing people.
Fang understood Fang Yan's mood and whispered, "I can drive, martial uncle."
"Shut up." Fang Yan said.
When the taxi driver drove to guanyintai, he refused to leave, saying, "one hundred and six in all, plus the tip you said, fifty, two hundred and one in all - man, do you want an invoice?"
Fang Yan looked at the dense crowd of guanyintai and said, "master, can you walk up there? It's only halfway up the mountain. "
"Oh, man, it's not that I won't go. Look what the traffic is like in front of me? I can't leave if I want to. " The taxi driver cried.
Fang hero paid, and a group of people got off and walked towards the top of Jianfeng peak.
"Melon seed peanut beer telescope -"
hey, someone else came here to do business. These businessmen are all pervasive.
Yijianfeng belongs to the undeveloped mountain range, which was the base of the motorcyclists before. Today, the mountain road is full of cars. The racing party has no chance to play. However, they put the gorgeous sports car on the Guanyin platform for a stop, hehe, the awe and envy they received was even more proud than they won a hundred times of racing champion.
The higher the mountain road is, the more rugged it is. At last, there is no way to go. This is also the reason why most people stay at guanyintai because it is very dangerous to climb in the middle of the night. If you fall down accidentally, you may not even have a life.
Of course, this kind of steepness is not an obstacle for Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan. They ran to the top of the mountain as fast as they could and watched the moon buds in the sky.
"It's cold." Fang said. Little martial uncle is so smart. He put on two coats in advance.
Fang Yingxiong didn't speak. He stood on the top of the mountain with his head held high, bathed in cool wind and moonlight, as if he was about to face a battle of life and death.
This sense of substitution is really wonderful!
Who doesn't want to be at the top of the world?
Just then, a white figure rushed towards the mountain quickly.
He is like a white ape, like a cheetah, like a born immortal. No hands climbing, feet a little bit has jumped up several meters away. Those strange big rocks, barbed thorns and thorns didn't bother him.
In a flash, the Ministry of Chiba is standing in front of Fang Yan.
"You are punctual." The thousand leaves Department said with a smile.
"This is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation." Fang Yan said.
Chiba military pointed to the crowd at the waist of the mountain and said: "there are many people coming -"
"it's normal for a master like me to have three or five hundred fans. They all want to see me beat you. "
Chiba military department chuckled and said: "some people deliberately let the news out. They want you to die, be defeated under the eyes of countless people, and lose your reputation. It seems that your popularity is not so bad."
A wise man like the thousand leaves Army knows the whole picture from one leaf. Seeing the people below, we can see that there is another group of people behind the battle who are manipulating and pushing. Moreover, it is a group of people who are not kind.
Of course, there is no good intention for the Chiba army to talk about this topic with Fang Yan before the war.
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