Fang Yan didn't wear blue clothes. His only blue shirt was torn to pieces during the battle with Bailu.
Instead, he brought several bottles of liquor, which was a gift prepared by Lu Chaoge for the old drunk. Of course, those things and other gifts were packed in boxes, and Fang Yan couldn't bring them to the plane.
All he brought to the plane were cell phones, wallets, documents and two living treasures.
"I think that stewardess is very beautiful, melon seed face, white skin -" Fang said with wide eyes.
"I like that goofy face, and there are two dimples when I laugh. I want to jump into the dimples and get drunk -" said Fang Yingxiong, who was also intoxicated.
"You're too fat to jump in, aren't you?" Fang Haohan reminds us of his kindness.
"Fang Haohan, can you talk? Why am I fat? I'm stout do you know what Stout is Fang Yingxiong is furious. He hates people saying that he is fat and blaming him for not being handsome.
"Even if you jump in --" Fang then mends the knife. "That's not drunkenness, it's smashing people to death --"
"Fang Haohan, our friendship ends today."
"You stole my uncle's twelve skills in the jade room -"
Fang Yingxiong was shocked and said with a pale face: "starting tomorrow, you are my eldest brother."
Fang Yan's eyes came back from the air travel magazine in his hand, and looked up at the furtive hero Fang, who said: "a free book is my own, which was put into my arms when I left home - I don't understand. What do you two old virgins do to study that kind of Science?"
Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan look at each other and look down.
"What? I'm sorry to say that? "
"Fang Yingxiong said -" Fang Haohan wants to push Fang Yingxiong out of the VAT.
Fang Yingxiong is smart this time. It's better for him to be frank than to be betrayed by Fang Yingxiong. He hurriedly said: "I think there must be a place for us to surpass little martial uncle. Little martial uncle is so excellent. We have a lot of pressure around you. "
"And then?"
"We can be fat and ugly, but we can't be without self-esteem. We want to win you once, we want to have one thing in front of you -- "
" and then? "
"We want to finish virginity earlier than you do."
"Innocence?" Fang Yan looks at the baozi face of Fang Yingxiong in shock, and says, "this thing didn't exist when you were born?"
"Young martial uncle, I'm talking about virginity - virginity. Virgin. " Fang said with a red face.
"Virgin?" After Fang Yan thought about it, he slapped Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan on the head and said with a sneer, "I'm afraid your wish will fail, right? I've been ahead of you for a long time. "
"You didn't." Fang said, gritting his teeth.
"You said no, no? There are a lot of women who like me, you know -- "
" it has nothing to do with whether you are a roommate or not. " Fang Haohan stands firmly on the side of Fang Yingxiong this time.
Fang Yan was a little angry and said, "I said no, I didn't. Do I need to prove it to you? "
"Little martial uncle, we have learned" Xianggu skill "-- Fang Yingxiong said carefully.
"Master taught us. Who has Kung Fu we can see at a glance, who is the room man we can also see - "
" what do the old Boozer teach you to do? Don't your Kung Fu keep improving. You are always studying these heresies - go back and walk one hundred plum blossom steps for each person. "
"Little martial uncle, you won." Fang Yingxiong said with a face lost. "We concede defeat."
"Yes, we admit defeat." Fang Haohan joined in succession. "Don't let us take the plum blossom step?"
"What do you mean? Because of submission to violence, you have to give up? "
"We don't mean that. Not at all. "
"I don't care." Fang Yan didn't say well.
With a smile on his face, Fang said pleasantly, "I didn't think you would come back last night."
"What do you mean?" Fang Yan asked.
"We heard that you called Miss Lu and asked her to have dinner together in the evening - so Fang and I bet you'll stay at Miss Lu's house."
Fang Yan shivered with rage and shouted in a low voice: "you two idiots, what kind of people do you think I am?"
Seeing that Fang Yan was really angry, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan apologized repeatedly and said that martial uncle misunderstood them, they didn't mean that at all. They believed that martial uncle's character, even if men all over the world did that kind of thing, he would not hesitate to refuse.
"They didn't invite me again. How can I stay?"
"-"
thinking of last night's events, Fang Yan was a little sad.
How can there be such a person? It's cuddling and cuddling. Just after the plot, you send people to the door to say happy new year and goodbye next year——As a determined teacher, what Fang Yan hates most is the person who gives up halfway - what will he do in the future?
Remembering that he should be despised by the two idiots Fang hero, Fang Yan wants to blow them up.
This year's snow is earlier than in previous years. When the plane landed at Yanjing International Airport, except for the cleared runway, the ground was white. The whole Yanjing airport is a black-and-white ink painting, the runway is ink color, and the snow covered area is left blank.
"I see the snow at last." There was a scream in the back cabin. It was the first time that tourists from the South saw snow make a joyful cry.
Fang Yan has a knowing smile on his face. He left home for half a year and finally came back.
The snowy winter is the winter. He likes the snow covered world.
When the hatch opens, Fang Yan leaves with Fang Yingxiong.
"Goodbye." The beautiful stewardess bowed.
"Those with oval faces look better." Fang Yan said to the hero Fang behind him that there is a sense of one stroke. "Her breasts are fuller."
Speaking of fullness, he thought of something familiar. What is it?
Fang Yan is in a good mood and likes everything.
Of course, there are some who don't like it.
A group of people in black came towards him, or the direction he stood.
Fang Yan winks at Fang Yingxiong, and then the three martial nephews turn aside to the side of the aisle.
The passage is narrow and there are too many people on the other side. It's natural that we can't get through when we collide head-on. Only one side can avoid.
Fang Yan is willing to be the one to avoid. It's often said in public service advertisements that everyone takes a small step back and the society takes a big step forward.
Unexpectedly, the gang of men in black stopped in front of Fang Yan. The leader was a young man in a black suit. The man was very handsome, with delicate features. He could be a captain or a beautiful man in any idol combination.
Hua Meinan holds the small gold rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose and asks with a smile, "Fang Yan?"
He laughs very well. He has the feeling of melting the ice and snow outside. Even the two stewardesses standing at the door of the cabin were dazzled, forgetting to say "goodbye" when the guests left.
The men in black blocked the passage, and the first guests were afraid to approach. The people in front dare not go, and the people in the back can't go, so there are voices in the cabin. Many people don't know what's going on outside.
"It's me." Fang Yan said frankly. Since people come to us, it's impossible to hide our identity.
"Someone wants to see you." Huameinan said. "Oh, forget to introduce myself. My name is muying."
"The Falcon?" Fang Yan's eyes shrunk. "Dragon in the sea, female tiger on the ground and Falcon in the sky."
Hua Meinan once again habitually helped the small glasses on the bridge of his nose and said, "if I remember wrong, the person you are talking about is me - I think you are not very busy now, come with me."
"Sorry, I can't go with you." Fang Yan said with a smile. "When I got on the plane, my mother began to stew my favorite beef bones. I hurried back to eat. It's late to go back. Either the meat is stewed or the bones are cooled. The taste changes. "
The animal eagle is not angry, looking at Fang Yan and asking, "are you seriously refusing me?"
"Look at my face -" Fang Yan said. "Am I laughing?"
"The people I want to hire have never failed." Said the shepherd. He laughed again, revealing eight neat white teeth. Fang Yan sighs in his heart that it's a pity that this guy doesn't cheat the little girl's screams and tears. "Don't embarrass me, and I won't embarrass you, OK? We are all literati. "
"You're embarrassing me when you let me go with you. Don't you have any consciousness?" Fang Yan said seriously. "I'm not those little girls. If you give me a wink, I'll go back with you willingly --"
"how about going back with me?" A bright voice suddenly sounded behind the crowd.
Men in black were separated and a group of women in black camouflage strode over. The military boots under their feet clattered on the concrete ground, like stepping on everyone's heart, which made people breathless.
A woman with a big silver ring on her plump ears strided to Fang Yan and smiled at him, saying, "a man with a strong and unyielding character, who would like this little white face? How about going back with my sister? My sister will buy you sugar. "
A woman's facial features are rough, but they are not ugly when they are matched together. Instead, they give her a different sense of beauty. Tall and strong, it's like an aggressive beautiful heifer. Every man who saw her had a desire to conquer her.
Fang Yan looked at Hua Meinan's animal husbandry eagle and the camouflage woman who stood in front of him and wanted to hold him in her arms. She narrowed her eyes and smiled and said, "it's really hard for me to choose if you want me to go with you. Otherwise, if you two want to fight each other, I'll go with whoever wins."(PS: the new volume of Yanjing wind and cloud is staged, which takes more time, and the update is late, I'm sorry!)