Chapter 328

Lu Wan, such a gentle woman, has an impulse to strangle Fang Yan and bury him in the snow. Is this son really born by herself? How can I have a son with such a character?

If we still don't understand Fang Yan's trick, then Lu Wan grows up in a family of literati. People who read more are naturally smarter than ordinary people. At the moment when she saw her son at the door, she understood what kind of ghost idea his son was fighting.

This son of a bitch is worried that he will be bombarded by his family when he comes back, so he calls in advance to say that he won't go home for the Spring Festival. It's very sad to receive such a call. When he can't help but stand up to speak for him and first have a civil war with the party who is most angry about his escape, he suddenly appears at the door - isn't that adding fuel to the fire?

Lu Wan felt very sorry for her husband. She had given birth to such a son, which was pitiful enough. She was also scornfully scolded by herself --

"you have come back long ago, haven't you?" Lu Wan asked, looking at Fang Yan.

"It's not early either." Fang Yan said. "Just got home."

"I mean you decided to come back to Yanjing for the spring festival very early, but you didn't give me a phone call in advance - the call came, but you lied to me that you won't go home for the Spring Festival, which made me feel bad for a while."

"Mom, I also want to give you a surprise." Fang Yan said sheepishly.

"Surprise? Ha ha, it's really a surprise. " Lu Wan waved to Fang Yan: "Fang Yan, come and show her mother."

Fang Yan stared at Lu Wan with wide eyes and said, "Mom, you don't want to hit me, do you?"

Lu Wanbai glanced at his son and said with a smile, "what am I doing with you? You're my son. I want to see if you're thin, and if you can eat outside and sleep well -- "

" in fact, it's OK. " Fang Yan moved to Lu Wan's direction step by step. "But I want to keep fit. I dare not eat too much. It's Fang Yingxiong who's a little fatter. "

"Yes, yes. I'm fat, I'm fat -- "Fang Yingxiong joined in succession, trying to attract his mother's eyes to him.

What makes him sad is that what he does is not work hard. No one looks at him at all.

Fang patted him on the shoulder and said with empathy, "no one looks at me."

It's OK that Fang doesn't speak. Hearing this comforting words, Fang's tears will come out.

It's so fucking sad!

Fang Yan moved to Lu Wan and said, "Mom, what do you want to see?"

Lu Wan suddenly took out his hand, grabbed Fang Yan's ear and pulled his body towards his front.

Fang Yan called for pain repeatedly and said, "it's so painful. Mom, take it easy. I'm going to break my face."

"what do I want to see? What do you say I want to see? " Lu Wan scolded angrily. "I just want to see if your face is thick again - ah, does it bother your parents so much? Why did I have a son like you? When you get home, you still call home to cheat people, and make me quarrel with your father. You see, I don't tear your ears off -- "

" Mom - Mom, I'm wrong, I didn't want to do this at first, but Fang Yingxiong said that we should call home to inform them, and Fang Haohan also said that it would bring a sense of surprise -- let people down first, and then I Suddenly appeared in front of you - they all said that you would be very happy, blame me for listening to their slander - "Fang Yan did not hesitate to sell the hero Fang.

What is nephew's use for? Isn't it used to carry bags and block arrows?

As expected, Lu Wan's eyes swept fiercely to the hero Fang, and said, "the hero Fang -"

there was a kind of resolute determination that both the hero Fang and the hero Fang looked at each other, willing to cut themselves and pull Fang Yan off the horse.

Fang Yingxiong ran to Lu Wan with the big leather box in his arms, put down the box, and knelt down with a plop. He knocked his head three times and cried with Lu Wan's legs: "my mother, I miss you so much. Is your old man OK? I went to find a little martial uncle who can't be filial to you. You must take good care of yourself. When you are hungry, remember to eat, when you are cold, remember to add clothes. "

seeing Lu Wan's face getting darker and darker, Fang Yingxiong realized that he had overdone his performance. He quickly pushed the big box in front of him and opened it. He said politely:" look at my mother, this is the gift your daughter-in-law has chosen for you There must be something you like -- "

" daughter in law? " Lu Wan was stunned. Fang Yan got married outside? Did the daughter-in-law bring gifts?

Sure enough, the effect of this move was good, and Lu Wan's focus was immediately shifted.

The muscles on Fang Yan's face twitch ceaselessly. It's a kind of impulse to chop up a thousand and eight hundred dollars and throw it out to feed the dog.

You son of a bitch, why don't you open or lift that pot? Do you still let people live a safe life? Do you have a sense of righteousness when it comes to morality or not?

As soon as he saw that hero fang had used up all his stunts, he was not willing to show weakness. He fell to his knees in front of Lu Wan with a plop. After three bangs, he shouted: "my mother is up, the hero kowtowed to you - Fang went to look for martial uncle at the order of Shifu, and finally found him in Huacheng. Originally, we wanted to return to Yanjing with my martial uncle at once, but he has been working in Huacheng and is determined to teach all the learning to the students. This ambition is not small, I and hero dare not disturb, can accompany around only"It's my daily job to burn the fire and cook. I take turns doing laundry and mopping the floor with heroes. Little martial uncle ate before we ate. Little martial uncle slept after we slept. We never let little martial uncle starve for a cold day. We are loved by the kindness of Fang family and my mother. All grievances are not grievances. All the hardships are not hard. Just want to come back to give my mother an account, we will be satisfied. "

Lu Wan's tears came out, stroked Fang's head and said: "hero, you have worked hard. I know you are a good child. You and the hero are good children. Your master is too selfish. Fang Yan is a bastard. We shouldn't go to him."

now Fang Yan is not only shaking his cheeks, he is playing all over his body.

How hateful!

It's so hateful!

I beat wild geese all day long. Today, I was blinded by two little geese. Is it the truth to listen to what they say?

Fang Yan wants to kick Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan's ass and swears: "you two bastards, you touch your conscience and say - you tell my mother, who is looking after who in Huacheng? Whose food do you eat? Whose house is it? How did you survive in Huacheng when you were broke? You make it clear to my mother -- "

it's a pity that he forgot, and Lu Wan still grabbed his ear in his hand.

At the sight of Fang Yan, Lu Wan wanted to move boldly, but he was still on the move. He pulled hard, and Fang Yan's foot fell.

Lu Wan slapped Fang Yan's head and said, "you son of a black sheep, when did you do housework when you were at home? How could you survive in Huacheng if it wasn't for hero Fang? You don't know that the benefactor is still being treated with kindness. Fang Yan, you are so disappointing. "

Fang Yan is crying!

He wants to run away from home!

This home is too dark for him to feel a little warmth -

the city is gradually turning into night. When love passes by, there will be a few happy people

no one is loving me, no one will wait for me

I think I will not be lonely

the people in this city are too cold, too fragile and the result is

I'm the only one who is lonely Turn

please save your love for me

my heart is cold, waiting for you to ache -

PA!

Fang Yan got another slap on his head.

"And what about my daughter-in-law? What's the height of most girls and what's the occupation? Is it good if you don't know how to get married? Are you going to marry your son? Is this the showdown with me? If I don't promise you, I'm going to elope with someone - explain it to me. "

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Fang Yan is completely stupid.

Mom, did you watch too much dog blood at 8:00? What makes a man marry? What goes home for a showdown? What do you want to elope with?

What are you talking about? I don't understand at all, OK?

At that time, even the first reciter, Fang Yingxiong and Fang Haohan, became idiots and could not speak for a long time.

They only said "daughter-in-law" and they didn't say anything else. You should be careful before killing people.

"Mom, will you let go first?" Fang Yanhong said with her eyes. "Let go first. I'll explain to you."

"Let go of your explanation? You can call and cheat when you stand at your door. I can still believe what you said if I let go? " Lu Wan sneered. "Say it. Or I'll work hard. Although your mother hasn't learned Kung Fu, she still has the strength to tear off one ear -- "

" Mom, this is a misunderstanding. That's Fang Yingxiong's nonsense. How can you have a daughter-in-law - "ouch, it hurts -" what do you mean? How can you have a daughter-in-law? I have a son, why don't I have a daughter-in-law? Can't you even find a daughter-in-law? " Lu Wan's Qi made his teeth itch. "It's no wonder your father said that you escaped in battle and didn't fight. You are afraid of death and have no face and skin. You can't even find a girlfriend. Are you still worthy of being a man in our family?"

Fang Yan is totally desperate.

He raised his face 45 degrees and looked out into the dark sky. The snow and ice were flying and the cold wind was howling, just like his humid mood at this time.

"Mom, I have explained so much, I just want to ask a question --" Fang Yan's voice asked sadly. "Which is the best excavator technology?"

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