The third brother is the character on the scene. Naturally, the character on the scene should say something about the scene at the critical moment.
He hugged his fists, made a bow to the villagers, smiled and said, "folks, friends and elders - is there any misunderstanding in this? We didn't mean any harm when we came to this swallow dock. We just wanted to find someone, a friend. If you have any trouble, please take care of it. I apologize to you. I sincerely apologize. Let the brothers go today, and they will be honored in the future. "
Three elder brothers in the heart is very sad, very sad, so many years of smooth wind and smooth water, let him to own request higher and higher. He does not allow failure, let alone such humiliating failure - he wants to win 100% of his own, and he wants to become a third brother who is 100% like the king's God of war.
But, who can help explain, what the hell is going on?
No response. The villagers of yanziwu looked at the third brother strangely, as if they were looking at an idiot.
"That - I left my words here today. Isn't it near the new year? Each family sent a pig leg and a basket of noodles - "three brothers decided to pay a lot of money. Although these rural people are strong enough to fight, they have never seen much of the world. Give them a pig leg and a basket of noodles. I'm afraid they can't close their mouths to smile?
The villagers in yanziwu couldn't close their mouths with laughter. They also talked in groups and pointed to the third brother.
Even if the three brothers and Huang Yida and Guo Nu can't hear what they are saying, they can guess something from their expressions and actions: look, these three fools!
Huang Yida wants to cut the mess quickly and solve the problem. He thinks that the more delay, the more unfavorable it is to them. That Fang Yan has cheated them here, but it hasn't appeared yet. Who knows what's wrong with him?
Huang Yida said to the third brother in a low voice: "the third brother, you have to pay a lot of money - these tricky hearts are wild. Don't worry, I'll give you the money. "
Being criticized by Huang Yida, the third brother's face was not very good-looking, and he shouted to the villagers: "villagers speak of righteousness, and I can't be too stingy - each family has a pig, and each villager has 100 yuan. Everyone has it. What do you think of it? Should I be satisfied now? Villagers, don't be greedy. If we can't - then we'll call the police. When the police come, you have nothing. Can't fall, can't you? "
"It's the first time an old man has heard of such a thing when a rogue calls the police to protect him." An old man said with a laugh.
"Yes. Do you want to be ashamed? "
"These black rice eaters are also heartless. I think Lao Tzu's grandfather wore a steel nail and kept a clean face, but also wanted to smoke. "-
three elder brother, they were scolded by a gang of clay legs and a knack of being a professional. This made them blush and face. They wanted to force a crowd through the crowd. But they saw that they had spade, spade, spade, and spear, and sharp weapons. A thought.
"We're really looking for someone." Huang Yida tried to squeeze a smile on his face and said, "I am a student of Yanjing Conservatory of music. We come to yanziwu to find our friends --"
"who are your friends?" Someone asked.
"Fang Yan." Huang Yida said.
"It turned out to be Fang's friend -"
"don't listen to them, but come to see them and bring so many people? This guy with a knife and a gun can come to see a friend? "
"No matter who you are looking for, you can't bring weapons into the village. It's the rule --" -
Fang Yan came over with a bowl of pig's foot rice in his hand, stood in the middle of the crowd and said, "I don't know them. They're armed with knives and guns. Don't they want to come to our village to rob? "
"Fang Yan -" Guo Nu stared at Fang Yan fiercely.
"It's him. He is Fang Yan. " Huang Yida whispered to his third brother.
"Don't worry, brother. This kid has a number on his brother's side. I'll see him hit him once in the future. " The third brother said in a low voice that he also remembered the shame he had suffered today on Fang Yan.
"Thank you, brother." Huang Yida whispered. "What now?"
"Recognition." Said the third brother.
Three elder brothers came to Fang Yan, took the initiative to extend his hand to Fang Yan and said, "Fang Yan - brother, right? I'm the third. Friends in the circle call me "third brother". I heard that you and my two little brothers had some misunderstandings, so I came here to understand the situation. I didn't expect to be misunderstood by the villagers. You see it's causing trouble - hahaha. "
Fang Yan didn't mean to shake hands with his third brother. He put a piece of stewed pig's feet into his mouth and chewed happily, saying, "I have some misunderstandings with your two little brothers. One of your two little brothers - I guess Huang Yida felt very aggrieved and called you for help. You want to please Huang Yida or one of his family, and then bring a dozen younger brothers to revenge for him, but you don't expect to be beaten like a group of dogs when you enter this swallow stronghold - so now you come here and want to shake hands with me and beg for peace. It's not too late to have a chance to revenge for a gentleman again in the future? "The third brother's face darkened and said, "brother Fang, it's not good for the swallow dock. I've just learned it. However, this yanziwu is only yanziwu after all. Brother Fang will go to Yanjing city one day - at that time, you are not afraid of any unpleasant things happening? "
Fang Yan stared at his third brother and asked, "don't you want to hit me?"
"For example, a car accident happened while driving, people poisoned food when eating, or - you walk on the road and people stabbed you in the back of your heart - the world is too dangerous, anything can happen." The third elder brother's voice said calmly, the threat means obvious.
"Do you know the difference between ideal and reality?" Fang Yan tries not to see the two big gold teeth in the third brother's mouth, which will affect his appetite. The pig's foot rice that Mingming thought was delicious just now became tasteless after seeing the third brother's face and teeth. If it were not for fear of wasting food, he would have no appetite to eat.
"What do you mean?" Third elder brother looked at Fang Yan and asked.
Fang Yan said: "your ideal is to give me a man-made car accident when I go to Yanjing city or to be stabbed when I am poisoned and walking when I eat. In reality, it is --"
Fang Yan abruptly buckled the sea bowl in his hand towards the third brother's face, letting the cooked pig's feet and fat rice water his face.
"The ideal is very full, the reality is that I invite you to eat pig's feet rice."
Everyone laughs. People in yanziwu are very satisfied with the way they treat each other's inflammation. For thousands of years, they have never accepted threats. This is what they are born with.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu look at Fang Yan with shocked faces. Doesn't this guy really know how to write dead words?
Does he know what the third brother is like? Do he know - if he does this, he will suffer from the eternal Revenge of his third brother.
No matter where he is, the third brother will find someone to bring him fatal trouble.
Thinking so in my heart, I have irresistible secret joy again.
If the former three brothers were forced to fight because of Huang Yida's invitation, then later - he may hate the existence of Fang Yan more than Huang Yida.
First, the rice bowl fell, and then the sticky rice fell from the third brother's face. A few pieces of pig's feet fall off, and two pieces of carrot fall off. But there is a pig's foot that is too tenacious. It is firmly absorbed in the face of the third brother, that is, it is unwilling to fall on the ground with its little friends.
The third brother reached into the leather pocket and took out a handkerchief from the pocket.
He wiped off the pig's feet with the handkerchief, and wiped the rice grains and juice off his face.
When he finished all this, he dropped the handkerchief on the ground, stepped on the leather boots on his feet, rubbed it left and right, and stepped on the handkerchief deeply into the soil to make it never appear in general.
The third brother looked at Fang Yan and said, "killing is just a big scar. What you just did - that's a lot worse than killing people. "
PA!
Fang Yan slaps San Ge in the face.
PA!
Fang Yan slaps his third brother in the face again.
Bang!
Fang Yan kicks his third brother's body away.
When the third brother's body is still flying in the air, Fang Yan's tiptoe is a little bit, and people will jump to the third brother's body and stand on it.
This movement of Fang Yan is very casual, and the posture is very handsome.
Even the villagers around did not give him a little applause.
Huang Yida and Guo Nu stare at each other. With a click, they feel that something is broken.
Fuck, this guy is a martial arts expert?
How can they revenge?
Bang -
the third brother's body fell heavily on the ground, and there was a lot of snow.
Fang Yan also followed the landing, still stepping on the stomach of third brother.
Three elder brothers frown to hum a, the mouth spits out big stream of bright red blood water.
Fang Yan looked down at the third brother and said: "as a rogue, you bully other ordinary people or get some gray profits - in case I can't see, no one will deliberately go to your trouble. I'm not a meddler either
"But if you dare to be so arrogant and lawless when you break into yanziwu, it's no wonder that we kill people. Swallow dock does not accept threats. Swallow dock is not afraid of challenges. Swallow dock -- "
Fang Yan stepped on the third brother's arm.
Click -
the third brother's arm was broken by him.
Fang Yan kicks his third brother's left leg again.
Click -
there was a clear fracture sound in the left leg bone of the third brother.
Fang Yan looked at the three brothers who were howling miserably on the ground and said, "it's the first time you've come to yanziwu to see each other. I hope you don't like it. "
PS: I'll call the police if you don't vote again