In order to evade military training, the students used their own techniques. ````Some people ask for regular leave, some people ask for sick leave, others say that their father's mother died suddenly - in fact, grandma has died for several years.
Some people fainted while standing, others practiced running away.
Therefore, the instructors of military training and the counselors of each class go on rounds and keep a close eye on each other to avoid any escape.
Now it's time for military training. Fang Yan, a young fellow, appears in the shade of the woods beside the school. The instructor who is practicing nearby sees that he thinks he can't stand the hardship and is ready to escape. He shouts at him from afar.
Fang Yan glanced around to make sure there were no other students who had missed class. Then he said, "I'm not a student. I'm the security guard of the school."
"Hahaha --" there was a laugh from the students' team.
It's a girl's team.
The instructor looked at Fang Yan and shouted, "why don't the security guards wear security clothes? Come and take two steps. I see whether you are a real security guard or a fake security guard, whether you are a real Li Kui or a fake Li Gui. "
Fang Yan has no choice but to walk towards the military training team with a teacup.
The students wore military green uniforms and military green hats. From a distance, we can't distinguish men from women. From a close look, we can see that every student looks the same.
Didn't someone say it on the Internet? The girl who can stand out from the rest in the military training team is the real beauty. Every new year's school season, there will be a large number of beautiful students' photos on the Internet. Of course, there are also a lot of deliberate speculation.
Fang Yan also found a girl who stood out from the crowd, Su Qi, who was in the first row of the party.
Su Qi saw Fang Yan and said happily, "teacher Fang, how did you get here?"
Teacher Fang?
Everyone looked at Fang Yan with puzzled eyes.
Is this guy really a teacher? Didn't he say he was a security guard?
What's more, Suki knows this guy?
Beauty is always easy to get more people's attention, although just a few days after the start of school, Suki has already had a remarkable popularity among the students of Zhuque middle school. The first beauty of new life, the first beauty of Zhuque, and countless titles of beauty superimposed on her head. There are countless boys who come to the square or go to the classroom to peep at her every day.
Both boys and girls, as well as teachers and instructors, all know the existence of Suqi.
Now, Suki's greeting to a small security guard is really surprising.
Fang Yan wanted to take a long look, but didn't want to get close to that party or provoke anything. He had long found that he had a sarcastic face, and everyone wanted to slap.
But now Suki actively greets him. If he doesn't respond, it's very impolite.
So Fang Yan smiled at Suqi and said, "I'll walk around and have a look."
Su Qi's next words pushed Fang Yan to the top of the wave. She smiled sweetly. The military training uniform and the military green hat that didn't conform to Fang Yan's aesthetic standards couldn't cover up her smiling face. She said to Fang Yan, "teacher Fang, wait for me for a while, and we're going to end this exercise - I'll invite you to drink coke for a while."
Wow -
the audience was shocked!
Suqi invited a little security guard of the school to drink coke? And what she said was clear - it was her treat.
It's not overt - about?
"Suki, what's your relationship?"
"Suki, you don't like this little security guard, do you?"
"God, Zhuque school flower and Zhuque security - how can this combination feel so mismatched?"
-------
the students talked about it in succession, and the girl standing next to Suqi directly asked Suqi boldly. Now high school students don't know what it is called shyness and shyness.
Fang yanleng for a moment, said: "I still have a lot of things to do - you good military training, do not distract."
Finish saying, Fang Yan wants to leave this right and wrong place.
"Wait." Cried the black faced instructor.
Fang Yan turned to look at the instructor and said with a smile, "Hello, what can I do for you?"
"What's your name?" The instructor looked up and down Fang Yan's face and asked aloud.
"Fang Yan." Fang Yan said aloud.
"Are you really the security guard of the school?"
"Yes." Fang Yan nods. "I often work at the school gate. Many students present should have seen me, right?"
The instructor sneered, pointed to Fang Yan's black Zhongshan suit, and said: "I'm not the first time to see the school's security guard. I'm very familiar with Captain CAI of your security office, and we had dinner together - everyone else was wearing the school's security uniform, why are you the only one wearing Zhongshan suit? Yes? Think the security uniform is ugly? "To be honest, Fang Yan does not think the security uniform looks good. I'm afraid that many of these students who are in military training feel that their military training clothes are ugly.
But it would be very offensive to say what you really think in public. Not conducive to unity.
Fang Yan laughs and says, "I don't think the security clothes are ugly. That is - --- the clothes have just been washed, there is no other change of clothes. So I put on my Zhongshan suit. "
"Do you have any sense of discipline and obedience? Do you have any professional pride? " The black faced instructor shouted angrily, "if a soldier suddenly finds that his gun has been forgotten when he is fighting, can he not shoot?"? If a soldier finds that his clothes were washed and not dried last night during military training, can he wear them casually? No, absolutely not. If you don't have a gun, you're not a qualified soldier. Without the prescribed clothes, there is no organization and no discipline. Other people are wearing military uniforms, you are the only one who dresses strangely - are you with everyone? Are you and the team one? "
Fang Yan thought about it seriously and said to the black faced instructor with guilt, "instructor, I'm sorry, it's really my fault."
"Of course it's your fault. Is it not your fault or mine? " Seeing Fang Yan's apology, the instructor was more proud and proud. He straightened his back and said, "although you are only the school's security guard, you are also part of the team of Zhuque teachers. At least I should be a teacher? Do you know how bad your influence on students is? If all the students I bring come to the military training in their own clothes, what does the team look like? Is there a little bit of heroism? Is there a little military style? "
Fang Yan felt that he was about to cry. He thought what the other side said was reasonable. He was speechless.
So Fang Yan once again apologized to the instructor and said, "instructor, I'm sorry, it's really my fault. I'm not organized and disciplined, and I dress too independently and walk alone -"
and he said to the students in the military training: "students, I'm a bad example, you mustn't learn from me. Since it's military training, you should look like a soldier -- don't think your clothes are ugly, don't think your hat is eyesight, don't think that the hat covers your flowing sea pressure, cross your hairstyle carefully, and then you will feel ugly -- no, the bleeding man is the most handsome, and the sweaty woman is the most beautiful. You abandoned the soft beauty and had a harder beauty - "
Fang Yan felt that he was almost sentimental, smiled awkwardly, and said:" fellow students, you continue military training. Military training is necessary - I will not disturb you. "
The black faced instructor's face looked better, and he knew how to joke with the students.
"Military training is really necessary," he said with a smile. Will let the students have profound knowledge at the same time also have a strong physique - --- no longer how do you need to stay in school after graduation as a security guard
The girls giggled again, as if they had heard a good joke.
The smile on Fang Yan's face solidified.
Fang Yan turned to look at the black faced instructor and said, "as a security guard, I am unqualified. Because I dress independently, because I work carelessly, and even often leave work - but the security profession is also great. They are as great as the military profession. "
The black faced instructor looked at Fang Yan and said, "do you think security is as great as soldiers? You don't have water in your head, do you
Fang Yan shook his head and said, "great people have said that careers are not different. Why do you think soldiers are greater than security guards? Soldiers are amazing, well-organized and well-trained. When the country needs them, they will throw their heads and blood to defend the frontier. Soldiers are the backbone of a country. If the backbone is not crossed, the country will always be prosperous, strong and healthy. "
"But security also has the professional characteristics of security. They wake up early every day at the school gate and check the clothes of every student. Let them focus more on their studies, instead of focusing their precious time and energy on something that doesn't matter - at least for you now. "
"Some students leave early. They ask about the situation. Some students are late. They give a warning. With their presence, students will know more about the concept of time - until you go to society, you will understand how valuable a good habit of punctuality is. "
"If any students have problems, they should come out in time to help. If the students are in danger, they use their own body to block in front of them - just now the instructor mentioned captain Cai, who also has a nickname called baldness. Maybe you new students don't know him, but you will know him later ---- because, there are many students, their articles accidentally fall on the quehe River, they are bald and jump into the water to salvage them. Some students' keys or mobile phones have been thrown into the cesspit of the toilet.
"He jumped into the cesspit?" The girls asked excitedly."No jump." Fang Yan said, "it's too fat to jump when it's stuck."
(PS: Thank you for the ten thousand rewards of Meng Xiaoguai. Who is the goblin? Why are you so happy to see her tail?
In addition, today's post on wechat public platform is "the ultimate teacher": if you can't let it go, hold on to her. It's about Fang Huo and yanziwu's three years of filial piety.
What's more, I'm going to reprint the book "I will harass you if I love you" on wechat public platform. Do you like it? I'm talking about the whole book. If you have support friends, add Liu's wechat public account: liuxiahui 28, and send a "1" on it. If there are enough people, let's start.)