Chapter 691

The bald man laughed and was very proud of his classic line. If he could, he really hoped that he could have a loudspeaker in his hand, so that the whole street could hear the joke he accidentally said - what a humorous line, tens of thousands of times better than those novelists.

The men who came in after him laughed happily, but also with some ill will.

No matter in my heart, I really think that he is funny to talk, or he is vulgar, and I think that he is obscene, and I still need to take care of his face - Taking People's hands short, eating people's mouth soft, and every time I eat, I have to pay people's bills, so I have to pay a little bit, right?

"Brother Jianguo, do you want to eat the noodles under little girl Baijie or the noodles under little girl Baijie?" A man with long hair and a shawl blinked his dirty little eyes and said with a smile.

"Lin Hai, don't you know why? Brother swindler is as like as two peas in a gray robe, and a large string of men who wear a gray robe around their neck and look at the same charms who are selling amulets around the streets and girls are always the same as the Bai Jie.

"Doesn't that mean the same thing? What's the difference between Baijie's face and Baijie's face? Are not they all edible? Should they all be delicious, too? " In the middle of the crowd, a small white face dressed enchanting said with an orchid root in a whine. "Bai Jie is so beautiful, and people are willing to eat it." -

Bai Jie looks like she knows these people. Her face is ruddy, her cheeks are puffed up, her eyes are killing at the bald man, and she says: "Kong Jianguo, don't talk nonsense - who wants to eat it for you? Don't even think about it. Go away quickly and don't enter my shop. "

Hearing Bai Jie's reply, Kong Jianguo is more energetic. He strides towards Bai Jie. Standing in front of the thin Bai Jie, his huge body is like a big grizzly bear coveting a little white rabbit. The little white rabbit has the feeling that it can't fly. He says, "little sister Bai Jie, you have a problem with this sentence? Do you have a noodle shop? Since it's a noodle restaurant, come here, brothers. You don't want to give us the following food. Do you want to give us egg fried rice? "

"You -" Bai Jie steps back to avoid the man's close coercion.

"What happened to me? Do you think brother's words make sense? " Kong Jianguo's fish eyes are full of undisguised evil light, saying: "sister, my brother asked you to go to the bar with him in the evening? I'll tell you what you want to drink. Brother can give you something to drink. Brother can let you play whatever you want. You can choose the bars in Houhai and Sanlitun - how about that? "

"I won't go." Bai Jie simply refuses.

"Bai Jie, don't you give face? I tell you, if other students and younger sisters don't have this kind of treatment -- "

" then go to those who are willing to go with you. "

"No style." Fang Yan tut. "It's really out of style."

Kong Jianshe only treats Fang Yan as an ordinary eater. Unexpectedly, Fang Yan will suddenly give a loud roar - this guy is really an idiot. When you roar, you don't look carefully at the brothers. There are several people here. You and an old man sit together. It's not enough to start to look at you.

Everyone wants to save the United States with heroes, but before saving the United States with heroes, we need to think about it carefully. After the release, whether you are a hero or a bear - even if the bear saves the United States, most of them just exchange a sentence "you are a good man", and then the sister disappears without trace. No one from the police investigation helps to make a confession.

Kong Jianguo's eyes finally turned to Fang Yan's face and looked at him carefully. He felt that it would not be a prominent person to eat fried noodles in such a small shop. How could the famous people come here to eat the fried noodles with 18 yuan and a big sea bowl?

Of course, Kong Jianguo is an exception - if not for Bai Jie, he would not take his brothers to this kind of shabby shop to eat noodles. It's a decent life to drink beer at wanglaoeryaozi shop in the front door.

Pa -

Kong Jianguo's thick palm slaps Fang Yan's shoulder heavily. Fang Yan frowns slightly, but he doesn't say much. He just lowers his head and eats up a long piece of noodles in his mouth.

It has to be said that the sauce noodles of Bai Xiu's family are not as delicious as what he said. No matter how delicious the noodles are, they are just a bowl of noodles? And there are so few diced meat, and the bittern material is not spicy enough - I don't know how this kind of broken shop can open for so many years, how could it not starve Bai Xiu to death at the beginning?

In this way, Fang Yan opened the chili bottle on the table and poured a big spoon of chili oil onto the dough. Stir hard, the taste is very different.

Hot and sour!

"What do you say, brother?" Kong Jianguo's body bowed slightly and said with a smile.

Because his big fat head is too close to Fang Yan's bowl, Fang Yan is particularly worried about the sweat beads on his face dripping into his bowl.

Although it's said that every meal and porridge is made by the sweat of the farmer's uncle, if you pour the sweat into the porridge directly, few people will be able to eat——Fang Yan had to stop the chopsticks, wipe the pepper oil stains on the corners of his mouth with a paper towel, and said, "I said there is no style."

"Oh? Is that a little interesting? " Kong Jianguo smiled at Fang Yan and said, "do you think our brothers have no style?"

"That's not what it says." Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo with a serious face, and said: "this way of speaking seems to have no quality, so this man doesn't need to talk about style -- quality is the foundation, style is a deeper level of self-cultivation."

Kong Jianguo was happy, and the big hand patted on Fang Yan's shoulder began to work hard, saying: "what kind of way of speaking do you think is more qualified How about the tune? "

"For example, you just said that sentence is very wrong." Fang Yan looks like a teacher. He seriously discusses with Kong Jianguo on his face. As for the weight on his shoulder, if the fat man is not afraid to dislocate his paw, he will continue to exert himself, which will be regarded as a free massage. "What did you just say? You said you were going to eat Baijie girl -- "

Fang Yan looked at Baijie's angry face and said:" to be honest, I don't have the courage to repeat that. I can't say it. I'm sorry - in fact, I can't blame you, because many people in the society will make this kind of fault. I don't have any culture, but I like to take shamelessness as fun, obscenity as humor, and the lack of style as Yapi man to show off to the public -- "

" how can you talk to our brother Jianguo? Brother Jianguo, slap him in the face - slap him dead and shameless - "the sissy jumped out very discontented.

Fang Yan looked up at him and remembered his appearance in his heart.

"That's to say, it's like a bull to drag him." the swindler pointed to the direction of the red wall and said, "do you know where it is? If you want to be a real bull, you can go there and sneak around to show the man - "br >

" I just came out of there. " Fang Yan replied truthfully.

"Bow head eat noodles gentleman looked Fang Yan one eye, say:" don't dazzle rich

"-"

the little gangsters first froze for a moment, then laughed.

The sissy covered her stomach and said, "I'm so happy that I can't help laughing at people. Hey, this little guy is so cute."

"brothers, have you heard that? He said they had just made a walk there - believe it or not? Believe it or not, I believe it -- "

" this guy, this time we've hit the iron plate -- hahaha, I'm so happy -- "

" we've really been there. " Fang Yan is unwilling to explain another sentence. I'm really a tough guy, and they're really playing hard - why don't they want to believe their own judgment?

Kong Jianguo's face was gloomy, and he clapped his big hand on Fang Yan's shoulder harder. He said: "since my brother said that, you have to tell me something about it - what is a real funny and humorous yuppie, and let my brothers have a good long experience."

Kong Jianguo also felt strange. He likes playing with walnuts, and his strength is not small. He once pinched other people's hands and put them on the boy's shoulders. The guy went straight to bear, crying for his parents to let go? He didn't realize that he had made so much effort?

Or do you have no strength in your body today?

"Well, since you ask for leave modestly, I'll give you a good lesson." Fang Yan nodded with a smile and said, "the Chinese characters are broad and profound. If you combine them at will, they will have endless wonderful functions - for example, we use the sentence" a little salty under the goddess "- white and clean powder with frost, stamping your feet angrily, and said:" brother Fang Yan, how do you speak? "

"Oh, I'm not talking about you --" Fang Yan quickly explained, "I'm talking about under the Goddess - you'd better regard the goddess as other women."

Fang Yan looked at Kong Jianguo's friends, asked in a professional and conscientious tone that a teacher should have, and said, "how many layers of meaning do you think this sentence expresses?"

"Two layers." The sissy raised her hand and replied. "The first meaning is that under the Goddess - it's a little salty under the work, and the other one - Hey, I'm sorry to say, anyway, you can think about it yourself."