, the fastest update, I didn't expect it, I went through the latest chapter again!
who I am?
where am I?
What am I going to do?
Accompanied by headache, thirst, and hot discomfort, the classic three questions of the soul emerged in Zhou Fangwu's mind.
Shaking his dizzy brain, he looked up at the familiar ceiling. He knew that he was in the mansion in the suburbs he bought before.
Struggling to sit up.
Looking around and looking at the large French windows on the left, he realized that this room was his own.
I am back?
He subconsciously had this question.
After that, I began to rack my brains to recall carefully.
Sato Kazuma proposed to hold a welcome ceremony for him, and originally wanted to go back to the mansion to hold it alone, but Akua said: "As a hero who saved the village, shouldn't we make a big splash when we come back again to increase our popularity? "
Zhou Fangwu and Sato Kazuma knew that she wanted to show off.
But the two also knew that recently because of the relationship between Akuya and the group of problem children, the evaluation of the [Heroes] team in Novice Village plummeted, and their good reputation was about to go bad.
It should also be a wave of activities to increase fame.
So, let Akuya handle it.
It's just that I didn't expect that the name [Zhou Fangwu] was too famous, and all the adventurers wanted to come and get acquainted with him.
And every adventurer came with wine, so Zhou Fangwu had to drink with him.
In the end, the alcohol paralyzes the brain and drinks too much.
It's not that he doesn't want to purify the alcohol himself, but enthusiastic adventurers surrounded him, and he used the [Purification] skill to eliminate the negative effects of alcohol under everyone's noses. Wouldn't it be very ignorant and embarrassing for them?
This will offend all the adventurers in Novice Village.
Originally, he thought that Akuya could give him the answer, but he didn't expect that Akuya, who was mentally retarded, drank too much before him!
And it wasn't just Aqua, Sato Kazuma, who was complimented by others, also drank too much.
In Zhou Fangwu's impression, Huihui, who seemed to be unruly, also secretly drank, and then she also passed out.
And then later.
All the adventurers in the guild drank too much, and they all lay down as dead dogs. He was one of the few warriors who persisted to the end.
Only in the end, he also fell down.
So, how many people did Darkness bring back?
Well, that's right.
Darkness never messed around with the team members.
Moreover, the muscular female knights in our team are extremely powerful, so it is not a problem to carry a few people back.
Easily.
After smoothing his thoughts, Zhou Fangwu looked at the sky outside from the large French window.
It was pitch black.
It was still night, and there were bright lights not far away, so it should not be long after nightfall.
Drink at noon, lie down in the afternoon, return in the evening, and get up at night.
Perfect.
"It's so hot and sticky."
Zhou Fangwu twisted his body, feeling hot and sticky all over his body.
"Go take a shower."
After finishing speaking, he staggered out of bed.
There is an unusual sense of silence in the mansion tonight. Is it because of the noisy problem that the children are asleep?
It's the first day I just came back, do you want me to get used to it first?
How considerate! ...if only it wasn't about getting drunk.
Without thinking about it, head to the bathroom.
The lights were not turned on, and the sign was not hung.
Well, no one.
In a daze, he took off all his clothes and walked into the bathroom naked.
Just walk in!
The tantalizing and extremely beautiful picture was unfolded in front of him like a scroll.
It was the back of a woman.
Her skin as white as jade shone dazzlingly under the bright moonlight, and there seemed to be an unknown crystal radiance flowing under her white and tender skin.
The long golden hair was tied on the head, revealing the fair nape of the neck. The beautiful and round slender jade legs, the round beaded peach-shaped plump buttocks, and the towering peaks of her full and plump chest can be seen even from behind!
The double S curve is so perfect!
There is no obstruction in sight, and all the beautiful scenery is displayed in front of Zhou Fangwu!
How can teenagers stand such a big stimulus? !
Suddenly, the heart beat rapidly, and the blood surged up instantly.
The brain, which was still a little confused, also returned to normal at this moment.
The beauty under the moon who was washing her body froze when she heard the bathroom door was opened, then slowly turned her head and looked over.
In addition, the fullness of the chest also danced in a beautiful arc, all of which were exposed in front of Zhou Fangwu.
Seeing her face, Zhou Fangwu shouted in surprise, "Darkness?!"
"For, for, for, for... why is Wu Hui here? Aren't you drunk?! And... I, I, I, I, I, I should have put a sign on it!"
When Darkness saw the person coming, she quickly covered the redness on her chest with her hands that had been washing her body.
In an instant, a large swath of crimson was painted on her pretty face, and her eyes circled like mosquito coils. The rosy little mouth was half-opened and half-closed, wanting to scream, but didn't know whether to scream or not.
Now she is extremely flustered.
"Wait! Darkness, listen to me first!"
Zhou Fangwu hastily stopped her.
If she woke up Akuya and Huihui and the others by yelling, then her reputation in the whole life would be ruined.
To be more serious, the "hero" image he had built up for the team with great difficulty would collapse in an instant!
"Actually, I'm still in a state of drunkenness, my eyes are hazy, and I can't see anything clearly! And my brain is also in a mess because of alcohol paralysis, and I can't think at all."
Zhou Fangwu spoke nonsense in a serious manner, while soothing Darkness's extremely flustered heart.
"Yes, is that so?"
Darkness looked at him suspiciously, "But, you called my name just now, didn't you?"
"Uh…"
Zhou Fangwu choked.
Forgot, Darkness is different from Aqua, although she is hopelessly perverted, her IQ is still online.
"Isn't that because you called my name first?"
Zhou Fangwu tried to reverberate the audiovisual, "Although my eyes are not good, my ears are still fine. I can hear the sound."
"is that so?"
Darkness couldn't make up her mind because of her panic, "Did I call Wu by my name first?"
She completely forgot that it was actually Zhou Fangwu who called her name first.
"Yes, yes, that's it!"
Zhou Fangwu was ambiguous and wanted to skip this topic, and said to her again: "Darkness, since you are taking a bath, I will go out first, so I won't bother you."
While talking, he gestured to close the door.
But before he touched the doorknob, he heard Darkness say something.
"and many more!"
"Uh…"
The movement to close the door suddenly froze.
"W-what's the matter, Darkness, is there anything else?"
Zhou Fangwu tried to calm his voice.
"That's right, Wu Lai wipe my back for me."
"Huh? You, what did you say?"
Darkness' words stunned Zhou Fangwu.
She repeated again: "Wu, come and help me wipe my back! Both Akuya and Huihui are asleep, and Wu is here, so I ask Wu for help."
"I'm here to wipe my back or something... This, this is not very good Zhou Fangwu tried to make the last struggle.
"What's wrong? It's common sense for team members to wipe each other's backs! Isn't that what you said, Wu!"
After finishing speaking, without giving Zhou Fangwu a chance to refuse, Darkness sat on the wooden bench with her back facing Zhou Fangwu.
"please!"
Ah, ah?
Why is this sentence so familiar?
Darkness's rare toughness made him a little overwhelmed.
"faster!"
"Um, good!"
no way.
This is the end of the matter, and we can only go on.