Chapter 569： Goddess Eris dismantled

Looking at the destroyed pool, the muddy water inside rushed in all directions, polluting the surrounding land.

Zhou Fangwu was stunned.

He swears!

He really didn't do it on purpose!

With his current magic power, it is not a problem to release such a powerful explosion magic, but the key is that he is just using ordinary explosion magic as usual!

What exactly is going on? !

But now there is no time for Zhou Fangwu to think.

The destroyed water pool produced high waves one after another, turned into a raging river and overflowed from the gap, roaring straight to Axel Novice Village in the distance.

The embankment broke!

If it takes a while, Xinshou Village will probably be flooded!

"Senior Zhou Fang! Senior Zhou Fang! Help us! Ugh—!"

"Wu-!"

"Mr. Wu—!"

The cries for help from everyone in the team came from below, and Zhou Fangwu came back to his senses after seeing the few people who were swept up in the vortex by the water waves.

And now the goddess in the team who can decisively control the water is being held in his arms and laughing loudly at the people below.

Don't be like this Akua, you will get beaten.

Even if you are a goddess, there is still that vicious guy in the team who claims to believe in the idea of ​​equality between men and women, and he will definitely fight again afterwards.

Quickly brought Akua to land on the water.

Obviously they didn't use magic power, but the two of them just stepped quietly in the rapidly surging water waves, completely unaffected.

This is the power of the goddess of water!

Of course, not all, but the most superficial application.

And then, Akuya demonstrated textbook-level water control for Zhou Fangwu. Her slightly moving fingers were like the baton held by the commander-in-chief in a symphony. The surging water waves rose and fell with her, and finally slowed down Slowly die down.

Rely on the exaggerated affinity of water to adjust the surging water waves.

It can be called a magic skill!

No, Akuya is a goddess in the first place, so what she uses is naturally a divine skill.

Zhou Fangwu was not idle either.

When Akuya controlled the water, he quickly used earth magic to isolate the rushing water in the pool. From the outside, it was the same as the previous pool except that it was a little bigger.

But at this time, Zhou Fangwu noticed it carefully.

The magic he used this time is not as powerful as before.

This discovery, he kept in mind.

After the turmoil subsided, General Zhou Fang pulled out the team members who were soaked in the water one by one.

"Everyone, are you okay?" He asked concerned.

It was everyone in the team who responded to him saying they were safe.

"I'm fine, I'm just a little dizzy. But this feeling... um... great!" Darkness is not a woman with a full resistance point, and this sudden accident is not a problem for her at all.

The other three were even worse.

Hui Hui's stomach was a little bulging, she lay on her back on the ground and looked up at the sky blankly.

Beside her was Yoyo who cared about her, but she also had a slightly distended belly, lying together with Huihui.

Needless to say, the two of them were absolutely full of water.

By the way...

Miss Yoyo, since you are also suffering, why don't you take care of yourself first?

As for Sato Kazuma, he was lying on the side throwing up.

Unlike Darkness, who was already highly resistant, and Megumin, who was protected by Yoyo, Sato Kazuma really had nothing to do in the water.

Whether it is magic, skills, or talents, they are useless in water.

People have to sigh: water really beats him.

Overall, he was the worst one.

…in various senses.

But no matter what, the team successfully defeated the eight-headed basilisk, and the difficulty was comparable to that of an S-rank horror monster.

This is something to be thankful for.

Although the ending was embarrassing, the process was safe and sound.

It's just that the wet people looked a bit like victims, even though Akua cleaned up the strange smell from their bodies.

"…Let's go back."

Sato Kazuma's deep voice came from the somewhat silent shore.

Usually, when fighting against powerful monsters, he always yells loudly and shows off his role in the battle.

But this time he couldn't say anything.

Maybe it was so embarrassing that he couldn't speak.

People can't help but suspect that if it wasn't Zhou Fangwu's mistake this time, Sato Kazuma would definitely go crazy.

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After that, everyone went back home.

The crusade against monsters this time is also a great achievement, and it is a great achievement worthy of praise. Naturally, the [Hero] team will not let go of this opportunity.

Sato Kazuma has already decided that he will definitely go to the Adventurer's Guild to brag about it.

Just go back and wash your body first.

If he had such a disheveled look, then most of the glorious image he had established would be ruined.

This is the experience he has explored for a long time.

Fortunately, the Lord's Mansion is in the outskirts, and it is now approaching evening.

Fortunately, I did not meet acquaintances on the way, which prevented such a humiliating scene. (Sato Kazuma thinks)

The rest of the squad went to shower first.

Sato and Makoto wanted to go together, but before his little thoughts became active, Zhou Fangwu locked him down first.

"Sato-kun, there is something I want to ask you."

"What's the matter, Senior Zhou Fang?"

"Since you came back this morning, you seem to be hiding something... what it is, I'm so curious."

"Uh... this..."

Sato Kazuma glanced around, and he looked like he didn't want to say anything.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Zhou Fangwu took the lead to ask questions.

"Did you make another mistake?"

"No, no."

"Did you do something crazy again?"

"This... is nothing."

"Is there any answer?...Could it be that you fell in love with a certain woman and secretly told her..."

"No! Senior Zhou Fang thinks I'm someone!"

Hearing what Zhou Fangwu Yue said was too much, Sato Kazuma loudly proved his innocence, as if this would clear his suspicion.

However.

It never occurred to him that his evaluation from others was already the lowest.

It's human scum, it's ghosts, it's hooligans, it's non-recyclable garbage!

Zhou Fangwu didn't speak, just looked at him quietly.

The silence speaks.

Obviously not belittling or mocking, but Sato Kazuma gradually lowered his head, covered his cheeks and covered his eyes in embarrassment.

"Okay, stop dawdling." Zhou Fangwu became impatient: "Tell me, what happened."

"this…"

Sato Kazuma was silent for a moment.

Gritting his teeth, he told the truth.

"Senior Zhou Fang! We have been to the capital before, right?!"

"Yes, that's right."

"We resisted the invasion of the demon king's army in the capital, destroyed the plot of the former lord, and finally repatriated the demon lord, right?!"

"...Then, what do you want to say?"

"The conspiracy of the former lord was solved before, and what was manipulated was actually Princess Alice's artifact necklace, right?!"

"Sato-kun, if I don't get to the point, I'll be angry."

When Sato and Mazuo talked about it, seeing Zhou Fangwu's unhappy expression and knowing that he was really angry, he quickly told what he knew.

"Actually, Chris is a goddess."

"Oh."

"..."

"..."

"...'Oh' what 'oh'! Senior Zhou Fa, you don't seem surprised at all!"

"Speaking of which, I'm surprised, did you guys take so long to notice?"

Zhou Fangwu scratched his head.

I really don't know what to hide about this kind of thing.

With a sneaky appearance, as if hiding some shocking secret, he made himself frightened all day long for no reason.

That's it?

That's it? !

"Wait, wait! Did Senior Zhou Fang actually know that Chris is a goddess?"

"Ah, I do know."

Zhou Fangwu didn't mean to conceal it deliberately, and by the way, he also revealed Chris' true identity.

"She is the goddess of currency, the goddess of the country, and the goddess of luck—Eris."

"Sure enough! I knew it! Damn—!"

Sato Kazuma covered his head, he couldn't believe that he was such an idiot.

He claims to be very smart, but he is really slow in this kind of thing. If it weren't for Eris' reminders many times and the relationship between death and resurrection, he really couldn't realize that Chris is actually the goddess of Eris. this matter.

In fact, the process of knowing is also very dramatic.

When he was in the royal capital, he once attacked Chris who broke into Alderp's mansion.

Although

There is a relationship between being unable to see people clearly at night (in fact, he has the ability to see through in the dark), but the fact that he offended the goddess is a fact that cannot be refuted.

But at that time, he didn't know that Chris was the goddess Eris, and the identity of Chris who broke into the house at night was embarrassing, so it didn't matter in the end.

Since Chris, who is careless, doesn't care, ghosts and animals who like to take advantage don't care even more.

Afterwards, they made a fuss in the royal capital, searched everywhere, deliberately sneaked into other people's homes to find artifacts, and finally locked on an artifact.

-Princess Alice's necklace.

After some operations, they finally sealed the necklace, and then he secretly stole it and handed it to Chris, and the hidden danger in the capital was lifted.

The matter should have ended here.

But after returning to Axel Novice Village, Chris came to ask for help again, asking Sato Kazuma to help her find the lost artifact.

Originally, I wanted to refuse, but she gave too much.

In addition, the target this time is in the next town, Sato Kazuma agreed after haggling for a while (on the condition that he will date him after the event is completed), and even quietly left one The letter ran away.

But what he never expected was that the owner of this artifact was violent and powerful.

Even if Sato Kazuma has the [Acceleration] talent and other convenient skills, there is no host who won the artifact.

On the contrary, it was an inadvertent move and was killed.

Just when he was distressed that he could not be resurrected without Aqua, the goddess Eris appeared in front of him.

Soft-spoken, good-natured, and generous.

In his opinion, this goddess is the real protagonist.

They talked a lot.

Mostly Kazuma Sato was complaining.

Originally, he had this kind of personality, complaining about Chris' tough demands, complaining about artifacts being left in the world, and complaining about the fact that he was injured every time.

Said a lot.

And the goddess Eris accepted it.

First, I apologized for Chris, saying that it was Chris' fault that he was forced to come here, but she still asked for it, etc., and said a lot of words of comfort.

But because of the relationship that Sato Kazuma had been complaining about before, Eris felt more aggrieved and complained back.

It is said that he played hooligans with women, that he lost the chain at critical moments, and that he talked about equality between men and women but always wanted to take advantage of it.

But too much talk is bound to fail.

Eris accidentally reveals some secrets that only Sato Kazuma and Chris know.

Although she vehemently denied afterwards that she learned about it from peeping, under the constant probing by the cunning Sato Kazuma, the simple Eris still showed a fatal flaw.

As a result, the identity that has been hidden has been exposed by Sato Kazuma.

That's the end of the matter.

"Senior Zhou Fang! Say, Goddess Eris is too much!" Sato Kazuki said angrily.

To be honest, I really don't know where he is so angry.

Zhou Fangwu sighed softly: "I don't know if she is too much, but I know you are too much."

"...Am I going too far?" Sato Kazuma didn't know why.

Zhou Fangwu was silent for a while, and then, caught off guard by Sato Kazuma, he grabbed his head and clenched it desperately.

"Because... in my opinion, you're just throwing out dog food, brat!"

"...I was wrong, I was wrong! Please let go, Zhou Fang-senpai! My head is going to be crushed!"

Seeing his pitiful appearance begging for mercy, the sullenness in Zhou Fangwu's heart dissipated a lot, and he gradually let go of his hand.

A little punishment is fine, just pretend that I have listened to a lot of [complaints that seem to be complaints that are actually sprinkled sugar] to make up for it.

"Then, what do you think, Sato-kun?"

"…sorry, I do not know."

"Huh? It's a man, why don't you just be neat!"

"I know it too! But I just can't face her! That's a goddess, a goddess!"

Seeing Sato Kazuma making a fuss, Zhou Fangwu really wanted to slap him.

So far, the reaction has been so messy.

By the way, Aqua is also a goddess, right?

Why do you look indifferent, even disgusted!

"Huh? Is Akua a goddess? Sorry, I don't recognize her as a goddess from the bottom of my heart." Sato Kazuma pouted.

No wonder this guy didn't get Aqua's blessing, it turns out he doesn't believe in goddesses at all.

"No matter what, Chris is still Chris, and the relationship between you is the same as before! ... If she didn't avoid you on purpose."

"Well, it seems so at the moment."

Sato Kazuma, who has always been shameless and shameless, is like an ignorant and innocent boy at this time, completely unable to deal with the next thing.

Even if I have learned a lot on the Internet and have been a theoretical master many times, I will become extremely timid and cowardly in actual operation.

That's who he is.

—Ghost man.

"Eh? Senior Zhou Fang!"

Sato Kazuma seemed to have remembered something.

"It's strange, Senior Zhou Fang, when did you find out that Chris is actually the goddess Eris?"

In his opinion, Zhou Fangwu basically never met Chris a few times And he found out Chris' true identity in such a short period of time, Sato Kazuma was also very curious.

"Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?"

"lie."

"Just guessed."

"...What about the truth?"

"When we first met."

"Heh heh heh—!!"

Zhou Fangwu's answer shocked Sato Kazuma even more.

"The first time... mean?"

"When Darkness first joined the team, I realized that she had an unusual identity. Later, after various verifications, I discovered that Chris is actually Aqua's descendant—the goddess Eris."

This is a lie.

In fact, what I really want to say is that I knew each other before we met.

However, in order not to scare Sato Kazuma from the secular world, Zhou Fangwu decided to lie to him.

Even so, Sato Kazuma was shocked.

"That…"

"You want to ask why you didn't say it?"

Zhou Fangwu knew what he wanted to say.

"Think about it carefully, Sato-kun. Since Aqua came to this world, the goddess with the most comparisons is her descendant, the goddess Eris. How can I say it at this time?"

"…really."

Sato Kazuma naturally knew Aqua's temperament.

If she really knew the true identity of Chris, there would be a huge change by then.

What happened next is obvious.

His premonition came true.