Chapter 537： How can the Goddess' affairs be called stealing?

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Zhou Fangwu thought too simply.

He originally thought that Akua was the only one who caused the sabotage, or someone from Akua's side was right.

But within two days, there was also a complaint from Eris.

Not from Axis Cult.

It was another noble in the territory—the Andyin family.

Although they are also nobles, they are not as famous as the Dustinis family, and of course they are not as famous as the [hero] Zhou Fangwu who has been in the limelight recently.

However, he is an aristocrat anyway, and his background is still there.

In addition, An Dai's family did not collude with the former lord Aldarp to exploit the people, so Zhou Fangwu has a good impression of them.

They also visited each other several times for public security issues.

The friendship is not deep, but at least the past is on the surface.

Zhou Fangwu doesn't care about these, as long as it doesn't hinder him from improving the economic development of the village.

As long as we can live in peace like this all the time, everything will be fine.

...if only that were the case.

"So, Oniku Sato, you finally became a hopeless scum, sneaking into other people's rooms in the middle of the night to steal people?"

"how could it be possible!"

Sato Kazuma couldn't accept Aqua's contemptuous eyes.

Right now he is confessing.

Of course, the target is still Zhou Fangwu.

As for his goddess... Eris is also kneeling in front of Zhou Fangwu to repent.

I didn't expect the two of them to do such a thing.

"Then let me explain. As a goddess, you, Eris, took the lead to break into other people's homes at night. If you are really hungry, the ghosts and animals in our team complement you perfectly. I suggest you try it together." Huihui also Teased aside.

"That's not the case at all! . . . Well, listen to me, Wu, there's a reason for doing this."

Eris blushed immediately after hearing Megumin's violent teasing.

"Let's talk about it, let me hear how you argue." Zhou Fangwu also took advantage of the situation to pursue.

"Ah, let's quibble... sophistry! Wu, how did you become like this?!"

Eris was dumbfounded after a barrage of teasing.

"Actually, there is a reason, please listen to me, Wu!" Eris suppressed her embarrassment and pretended to be serious and explained: "My assistant Jun and I found out that there is an artifact in that nobleman's house—the Holy Armor A Keith!"

"So you went to steal it?"

"It's taking! Taking! How can the matter of the goddess be called stealing?!"

"...But haven't you always been proud of yourself as a righteous thief?"

"This..."

You will be proud if you are not exposed, but how can you admit that you are a thief if you are exposed?

Eris couldn't say that at all.

"Forget it, what about the result, you guys stole it... Cough, did you get it back?"

In order not to provoke Eris again, Zhou Fangwu changed his words halfway.

I was grateful for the eyes of the goddess of thieves.

"This...um...how should I put it...sorry, no."

Sato and the real mother-in-law's eyes wandered around at the same time, and finally admitted after looking at Zhou Fangwu's serious expression.

"It's useless! Fortunately, you are still a member of the Goddess and the [Hero] team!"

"…sorry."

Zhou Fangwu reprimanded the two of them for losing face.

But they also immediately realized that Zhou Fangwu was not angry because of the exposure, but because he didn't succeed.

Wait, can you be called a hero like this? !

Eris argued excitedly: "You can't blame me, if it wasn't for that **** Holy Armor who yelled and said things that made people angry... dare to say that I am a goddess with a brain problem! Just wait and see, I will definitely To destroy it beyond recognition!"

"Don't you want to recycle?!"

Maybe she is still a thief now, which makes her have a strong adventurer's aura, or it may be that the holy armor Aigis is really disgusting.

At this moment, Eris yelled at her, and Agis must pay the price for belittling her.

"Really, you two..." Zhou Fangwu patted his head in distress, and reprimanded: "In short, let's calm down for a while. Look, your arrest warrants have all come down."

Throw two arrest warrants with pictures that resemble them in half, and at the same time tell them to be more honest.

And Akuya on the side suddenly made a move: "By the way, since your persuasion is fruitless, how about luring it?"

I don't know what's going on with this stupid goddess recently.

Is it because this method gave this stupid goddess a taste of the sweetness? Recently, she has been very proficient in using the trick of "lure".

This proposal immediately woke up Sato Kazuma.

"That's right! Since there is no way to take it away by force, why not use the benefits to seduce it and let it take the initiative to go with us?!"

Sato Kazuma clapped his hands excitedly, and praised: "Not bad, Aqua, you know how to use tricks."

"Hmph, don't you even look at who I am?"

Akuya raised her nose proudly, and at the same time said triumphantly: "How about Kazuma, do you want to return to Axis Cult? Yes, if you beg me obediently, I will be merciful." Accept you."

"No, forget it."

"why?!"

Sato Kazuma refused bluntly, and Aqua wanted to hit him excitedly.

Ignoring Aqua who wanted to fight, Sato Kazuma asked with concern, "Senior Zhou Fang, Goddess Eris and I are wanted now, won't it affect our two daily activities? Find a sponsor Things like that will be affected."

"You guy, you're actually worried that you won't be able to go to the succubus shop because you're stuck at home."

Zhou Fangwu exposed his little trick.

What Sato Kazuma said is also a problem. If they are really identified as wanted criminals, the two of them will definitely be arrested later, even if Eris is a goddess.

But this is not going to bother Zhou Fangwu As long as you don’t admit it, it’s fine?

The arrest warrant is in my hands, and it can be solved by just changing a few strokes, and Zhou Fangwu is the lord of Axel Xinshou Village, so the final interpretation is in his hands.

In the end, isn't he the one who has the final say?

In addition, the people were not harmed in any way, only the Andyin family was stolen, even if he wanted to make trouble with Zhou Fangwu, there were ten thousand ways to stop him.

I can't believe you guys haven't done anything bad.

Therefore, only the world where the Andyin family was injured was completed.

Of course, the premise is that Sato Kazuma and Eris are not caught, and there is really no way if people get the stolen goods together.

But in the same way, Zhou Fangwu also gave the two of them a message - as long as they were not caught on the spot, there would be no worries.

Looking at Sato Kazuma, a man who has no bottom line, he immediately understood the meaning hidden in Zhou Fangwu's words.

He gave a thumbs up secretly, indicating that he would definitely complete the task.

"However, you will be punished for this incident." Zhou Fangwu didn't mean to let them go easily.

"punish…"

"There is also Megumin who blew up the Axis Church and caused damage to the farm. Eris and Aqua, both of you must be punished!"

"No way, Wu!"

"Wu...Master Wu?!"

Ignoring Aqua and Eris' begging for mercy, Zhou Fangwu issued a mission for them both.

The slightly depressed face made the two goddesses move closer to each other, holding hands and cheeks together, looking at Zhou Fangwu in fear, thinking that they would be given some difficult tasks.

But did not expect.

"Both of you, bring your chosen companions and deworm me!"

"Deworming?!"

It was such a simple task!