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Martial arts? That's not … Wu Zetian? Looking at me in a daze, Wei Wu asked softly: "Brother Long, is this Wu Yu famous in history?"

I ruthlessly knocked on his head and said, "How could you not know about the first female emperor in history?"

Wei Wu looked at me pitifully and said, "Isn't she called Wu Ze Tian?"

"Wu is her real name, and all the rest of history is under a title or something."

Wei Wu suddenly realized and said, "Aw! So it's like that, but she's really pretty, so he's a bit fat. "

Before I could say anything, Hua Yu pulled us to the side and said, "The Tang Dynasty treated fat as beautiful, yet you don't even know this? Brother Long, how can we leave? There are soldiers outside. "

What a mess, just a moment ago, it was the Three Kingdoms and now, it was the Tang Dynasty. I said, "Do you have anything to eat? I'm hungry."

Hua Yu rolled her eyes at us and turned to go out to get something to eat. I found a seat and tried to send a distress signal to Li Shuai, but the system told me, "Your current situation isn't too dangerous, your request has failed." F * * k, looks like I should just call.

"Brother Long, where are you? Guess where I am? " Li Shuai's excited voice came out.

I laughed and said, "We are the first female emperors in history. I don't know what you are doing."

Li Shuai was silent for a while before laughing out loud, "I, you guys definitely won't be able to guess it. I'm in the Qing Dynasty, and Tzu Hsi is here. "

Once again, my mind went blank. I came back to reality and said, "You won't be able to pass this, Tang Dynasty."

Li Shuai rejected me unexpectedly: "No, it's still too early to go from the Tang Dynasty to the Qing Dynasty. I'm not going, I'll just wait here.

Yeah, if that's the case, why don't we fly over too? I'm trying to use a friend transfer … F * ck! The system said, "Sorry, it hasn't been 3 days since we last used this teleportation. Please try again later."

Three days passed quickly. I leaned over to my mother and said, "Mom, what do we do next?"

The mother didn't even raise her head as she leisurely said, "Just wait, three days will be enough. I also flew here." I fell into Cao Cao's camp, he insisted on marrying me, so I flew over to Hua Yu's place on the day of the wedding. "

Mother's words made me want to laugh, but I didn't dare to laugh. Cao Cao wanted to marry her! I couldn't help but to run to the side and laugh out loud. The veins on my mother's forehead and her murderous gaze made me shut my mouth obediently. Fortunately, Hua Yu had brought the dishes over in time for me to cover my embarrassment. However, I couldn't help but spurt out the food when I ate, as it always provoked my mother's angry glares.

After a quick meal, I burped on the chair to rest. When Hua Yu finished sending the bowl and chopsticks back, he ruthlessly kicked me and said: "Wake up, you're so sloppy, you don't even look like a hero."

Wei Wu laughed from the side: "He's a hero, no matter how you look at it … A Big... Lobster! "

I picked up a teacup and threw it over. Wei Wu dodged it with a shake of his head and the teacup smashed into a pillar behind him and shattered into pieces. Just as Wei Wu was about to say something with a mischievous smile, the door to the room was kicked open with a bang.

A large group of soldiers came rushing in. The room wasn't big to begin with, so there was no room for anyone to pass through. Subsequently. When a military general came in, he glared at us before his gaze fell on Wu Zetian. He shouted loudly, "Ta, the late emperor passed away, and the concubine who had not given birth was sent to the Tang Dynasty to recuperate. "But you, instead of abiding by the rules, found these wild men …"

"Pah!" It was a super crisp slap to the ear.

The general who was beaten up was confused and confused as he shouted, "Who is it? Who hit me? "

We all held back our laughter. Mother's slap came and went as fast as it came. I don't know what kind of kung fu it was, just sitting there and slapping people in the face.

Wu Zetian didn't even raise his head as he said, "This day will come sooner or later. You guys just have to suffer. Remember, if you want to kill me, you have to kill me thoroughly because … As long as I still have a breath of air left in me, I will seek revenge! "

General Wu was so frightened by Wu Zetian's fierce gaze that he sucked in a breath of cold air. The hand that he used to hold his weapon trembled slightly. My mother winked at me, and I understood immediately. I pulled the general to the side and whispered, "I'm an immortal. I can't help it if you don't believe me, but I have a way to make you rise to greatness. Do you believe me?"

There was deep suspicion in the general's eyes as he looked at me. I took the opportunity to pull Heng Ai out and said, "Did you see that? The emperor can only wear a dragon robe, but I am an immortal with a real dragon."

My mother also released a phoenix to cheer me on. The general looked at the phoenix and dragon hovering above his head and immediately lowered their stature by half. He kowtowed as he said, "Immortal has arrived. This little one has eyes but is unable to see anything. Please forgive me, please forgive me …"

Looking at the leader kneeling down, the other soldiers followed suit and knelt down as well. The first time I saw someone kneeling down to me was very awkward, but this time, I was very happy. I waved my hand and said, "Get up and tell them to leave first. I have something to tell you."

The high-ranking officer stood up and chased away the soldiers before saying in a flattering manner, "What orders do you have for me?"

I said, "Do you know who this woman is?" I pointed at Wu Zetian.

The high-ranking officer looked at him and said, "Is she the concubine of the late emperor?"

I chuckled. "That's right, you only know one thing but not the other. She's the future empress."

Obviously, my words knocked the guy out. He opened his mouth wide and didn't utter a sound for a long time. I took advantage of the situation and said, "If you follow my instructions, then your future days will be filled with gold and silver coins. Are you willing?"

When he heard that Jinshan Silver Sea guy's saliva had come out, he wagged his tail like a pug and asked, "What do you want me to do?"

I thought for a moment and said, "So, you can find a painter and draw her face. Then you can sneak her into the palace and let her fly with the wind to the emperor's feet."

The military general was a little timid as he asked, "If the emperor sees me being captured, what should I say?"

This fellow was quite considerate. I mysteriously smiled and said, "It's fine. If the emperor captures you, you can say that …"

After hearing this, the military general no longer had any objections. He happily went out to find a painter. After the painter came, he drew a few pictures that I was not satisfied with. The paintings of the ancient people were a little off the mark, so I really couldn't understand their aesthetic concept.

Flower Rain couldn't bear to watch any longer. She stood up and said, "Go, I'll draw." After a while, the painter's expression changed from contemptuous to admiring. I leaned over to take a look. Wow, what a talented girl. It was painted like a photograph, especially those virtual headdress and clothing that accentuated Wu's beauty.

I nodded and said, "Okay, that's it. "I didn't expect you to be so cunning, haha …"

The general carefully put away the portrait and left with the painter. Wu Zetian then asked, "Am I really the empress?"

I nodded. "That's right. Not only are you the empress, you're also the first female emperor in history …" His mother stopped him before he could finish, but it seemed too late. The words had already reached her ears. He didn't know why, but the smile that suddenly appeared on Wu Zetian's face was a little scary. I doubt it. Did he do something wrong?