Li Shuai and I exchanged glances before we got ready to go. Before I even landed on the ground, Old Man Hu had already shouted, "Wait! You can't go like this. "
Old Man Hu's shout almost scared me to the point that I almost fell down. I looked at him strangely. Old Man Hu awkwardly smiled and said, "You guys are men, so you can't enter the demon fox cave. Only women can enter. Otherwise, why don't you guys go in as girls! "
What? How could a man dress as a woman! I angrily said, "I don't care about what damned place they are at. I'll head there now to meet them."
Pop Hu didn't dare to say anything as he saw me angry. He watched us disappear into the forest. It was not hard to find the Demon Fox Cave. As soon as he walked out of the forest, he could see a large hole. and I stood at the entrance of the cave. Acupoint. The door opened wide in shock. Wow! Too... It was too exaggerated. The entire cave entrance was made of white jade with many exquisite relief carvings. If not for the words "Demon Fox Cave" written in large characters, people would have mistaken the cave as the residence of a large family. I told Li Shuai to ambush by the side and knock on the door by himself. The little vixen heard the knock and opened the door a crack before poking his head out, "Who is it?"
I said, "I heard that the King is getting married. I'm here to congratulate him."
The little fox girl sized me up and said, "Forget it, our King will only invite beauties tonight and not men. You should leave, otherwise the King will treat you like a piece of cake."
The little vixen closed the door, and the moment she spoke, I began to pant. Once the Dragon Bone Sword is out of the door, we'll cut them down. I don't know why the unbreakable Dragon Bone Sword didn't touch the door at all. I quickly used my radar to check, but the radar showed that the door was immune to attacks. It seemed like he really couldn't force his way through this door. I called out to Li Shuai and we went back to the hut. Papa Hu was not surprised to see us and took out two sets of female outfits from the hut. He didn't listen to the words of the old man! These are two sets of clothes for my daughter.
Being able to bend and stretch a man, wasn't it just a matter of putting on a woman's outfit? It wasn't a big deal. However, the clothes were too thin, and it was impossible for me to tie it around my waist. Li Shuai watched by the side as he laughed so hard that the floor was covered with clothes. I angrily ripped off the clothes and said, "I don't want to wear any more, these clothes are just too thin."
Mr Hu also forced himself not to laugh as he entered the cabin. After a while, he took out a set of female clothing and said, "These are my wife's clothes from before. Try them on."
Even though he was angry, he had to consider the bigger picture. This set of clothes was still okay, but it basically fit him when he wore it. Papa Hu took a few hairpins and randomly stuck them on my head. He also used rouge powder to rub against my face, making me feel very uncomfortable. After a long time, he finally stopped and looked at me, "Ai!" "He really does look like my wife!" "# $%..." I'm only twenty-five years old, and I'm not much dressed up. How could an old woman be an old woman? At this moment, a "fair lady" came out of the cabin, she saw me trying not to laugh as I walked past and said, "My daughter greets Mother. "Kiss." With that, he began to laugh maniacally.
This beauty was actually Li Shuai, tsk tsk tsk, he's really pretty when he disguised himself as a woman. It's a pity that I'm not handsome and my figure isn't that good. Looks like I can only act like a f * * ker. When I saw that the powder box that Papa Hu was holding was so beautiful, I took it and poured it away before taking out a luminous pearl and putting it in the box. How can I drink wedding wine empty-handed! I took out my leopard skin and tore off a small piece of it so that Father Hu could sew it into two tails and tie it to Li Shuai and I's farts. The back of the stock, so that we become the mother and daughter leopard.
Returning to the Spirit Demon Fox's cave, I asked Li Shuai to knock on the door this time. When the little vixen saw Li Shuai, he immediately opened the door with bright eyes.
Li Shuai hurriedly pinched his voice and said, "This little brother, she is my mother. "Kiss."
The little fox spirit glanced at me and said, "Go in. I really didn't expect that such an ugly mother would give birth to a daughter as beautiful as a fairy!"
I didn't dare to let out my anger as I thought to myself, "Just you wait. I'll show you later."
Entering the demon fox's cave, he discovered what it meant to be luxurious. The walls here were all made of gold and inlaid with all sorts of precious stones. If King Zhou were to come here, he would definitely be angered to death. As he passed through the corridor, he saw a magnificent palace. It was surrounded by crystal tiles with gold edges and jade green jades. Pillars, white steps, and the surroundings were lit up by many gold and silver lamps. It was as bright as day here. At that time, Li Shuai and I were completely dumbfounded, even Xia Jie's drop in status was not even one in ten thousand.
A little fox that looked like a maid walked up to us and said, "May I ask if you two are here to congratulate us?"
I pushed Li Shuai a little, and he came forward and said: "We came from afar to congratulate you. I'm called Little Sister Bao, this is my mother. "Kiss."
The servant girl nodded and said, "Do you have a congratulatory gift? Our King values his reputation a lot, if it wasn't for Ji Ji, he wouldn't even think much of it. "
Hearing her words and seeing the decorations of the Spirit Demon Fox Cave, Li Shuai was truly afraid that he would not be able to take out the Night Pearl in his hands.
The maidservant looked at the Night Pearls in the pink box and said, "Hmm, not bad. We also have many Night Pearls, but none of them is as big as this one. Although the wedding gift is rather small, you can still meet people. I will lead you to your seats."
I'm dizzy! This is also known as Weibo... The maidservant led us to the end of our seats. The feeling of being looked down on was extremely unpleasant. Moreover, the other party was not a human. People who came to congratulate... There were many monsters to congratulate him, from rats to tigers. If they were to fight, it would be very passive and could only be done with wits.
The originally noisy hall suddenly became silent. A handsome man led Jane out. Her dull eyes were probably mesmerized. This extremely handsome man was Great Fox King. He pulled Jun'er to sit on the large chair that was carved with gold and waved at everyone.
Li Shuai whispered into my ear, "This fox spirit is really handsome. If I were a girl, I would definitely listen to him."
I chuckled. "It's not too late!" Your current attire is not inferior to Jin`er's. In the future, if my wife has a tenth of your looks, I will blast off all over the streets. "
Li Shuai was so amused by me that I ended up attracting the attention of the spirit demon sitting next to him. When the spirit demon saw Li Shuai, he immediately opened his eyes wide, and laughed mischievously as he walked over: "This lady here, which family's young lady is he? "Tell me, I will immediately take the palanquin to marry you."
Li Shuai used his sleeves to cover half his face as he giggled and said: "I dare to ask, big brother. Which mountain did this grandpa cultivate at? "
The Goblin was completely amused by Li Shuai. He pulled Li Shuai's hand and caressed it, saying, "I'm the King of the Wolf Mountain of the Western Zhou Empire. If you follow me, I'll definitely give you a good time."
Li Shuai cleverly withdrew his hand and said: "Aiya, I have a lot of people. That's why we haven't been able to get married up till now. "
Upon hearing that, the spirit immediately asked, "How could that be? Tell me, what's wrong with you?"
Every morning, you have to drink a bowl of dew from a flower. At noon, you have to eat a hundred chicken tongues, a hundred duck paws, a hundred rabbit lips, a hundred dog tails, a hundred hearts, a hundred crab yolks, a hundred snake gall, a hundred frog legs …" At night, it was simple. The bedding had to be made into ten layers before it was soft enough. Furthermore, fresh fur had to be changed every day for food … Just a heart of a wolf and a lung of a dog... Ah? Why did you leave? You won't marry me?
Just as I was about to speak, I saw Li Shuai pouting towards me. It turns out that I did not know when Great Fox King had already left with Little Jun and I gave Li Shuai a look, before sneaking out. As long as he gives the male spirit a flirting look, he would definitely answer his questions. With Li Shuai's charming eyes, we will quickly find the Great Fox King's palace. When Li Shuai and I pushed open the door and entered the room, Jane was sitting on the bed, oblivious to what was happening in front of us. I grabbed Jane and ran outside, but just as I was about to leave, I met the Demon Fox King, who immediately stood up and prepared to fight.
Li Shuai had a bright idea and imitated a girl and said: "Mother, if I am discovered, I won't be the Demon Fox Queen anymore!"
I hurriedly said to King Demon Fox in a flattering manner, "My King, my daughter has admired you for a long time, but you want to marry someone else. That's why we want to kidnap the bride. Please don't be angry and let us go!"
After hearing what we said, the King Demon Fox changed his stance and said, "So that's how it is. Let me take a look …" "Hmm …" Very pretty! Why haven't I seen you before? "
We were getting goosebumps from Great Fox King's stare, so I bit the bullet and said, "Sigh! I had to take my daughter to a distant relative, but my daughter hurried over when she heard that you were going to get married. "
Li Shuai used a voice that sounded like it would vomit and said: "I wanted to be your bride since I was young, but you wanted to marry her? Mother … I don't want to live anymore! "
Li Shuai's act was extremely useful to the Demon Fox King, who then said to Li Shuai gently, "Beautiful girl, don't cry. How about I marry you and become the second wife? "
After Li Shuai heard this, he leaned towards Demon Fox King and said, "There's no basis for words. You have to bring me to the guest face to face, otherwise, no one will know about my existence!"
King Demon Fox was so captivated by Li Shuai that he immediately brought him to the great hall. I pulled Jane back to the room. It seemed like it would not be an easy task to bring Jane out, as a fierce battle was unavoidable. I pulled a curtain around Jane's gorgeous bridal dress, ruffled her hair, and blush redder than Guan. This way no one could tell that she had once been a great beauty, and I found a tablecloth to pull her head up and out. But then there was the new problem. Jane was too young to keep up with my speed, so I had no choice but to carry her on my shoulder like a sack. Along the way, I was filled with the different gazes of the goblins. I laughed as I said, "Hehe, my daughter is drunk. I'll bring her home."
Fortunately, the Spirit Demons were eating and drinking until they heard my explanation before they stopped paying attention to my movements. When they finally arrived at the corridor, they heard Jane who was on their shoulders coughing, and a black pearl fell from her mouth to the ground. Just as I was about to go and pick it up, Dou Dou quickly took a step forward and put the pearl in my pocket, I praised her with a smile.
"Aiyo!" Put me down. " Jane actually spoke.
I put Jane down and dragged her along. There was no time to explain. Just as I was about to walk to the door, I saw a person appear in front of me. I looked at him … F * * k! It's actually King Monster Fox, he's glaring at me.
"Brother Long, not good. King Demon Fox has discovered our plan … "Huh?" "Hee hee …" Li Shuai ran over from the back and shouted.
It seemed like a fierce battle was unavoidable. I pushed Jane to the side and smoked her as well. The Dragon Bone Sword that was hiding in her skirt was preparing to fight the Great Fox King for three hundred rounds.
Great Fox King ignored me. He looked at Zhen'er with sadness and said, "Do you really hate me that much? "I've loved you for three hundred years. Actually, as long as you say it, I can even give you my life."
Jane sighed and said, "I cannot love you, because before you, I had already fallen deeply in love with someone. People are meant to be related to him. You're actually very good... It's really good, but I... "I don't love you …"
Listening to the conversation between Yue'er and Great Fox King made my scalp tingle.
Great Fox King was furious after hearing what Jie Er said, he waved his right hand and a cold spear appeared. He held the spear with both of his hands and thrusted it towards me, I hurriedly used my sword to block it. This Great Fox King sure has a lot of strength. My hands are numb from the collision of the weapons. The corridor was too narrow and I didn't dare to use a large range of techniques. I could only use 'Nine Swords Converge' and 'Imperial Sword Technique' to click on them, and just as I was finding it harder and harder to fight, a sudden stab from the Great Fox King shot towards my heart. Li Shuai shouted from behind me: "Look at my 'Meteor Arrow'!" Although Li Shuai was a sneak attack, the Great Fox King dodged it agilely. With a "Meteor Arrow", it flew past the Demon Fox King and straight towards Zhen'er, who was behind him.