"Hehe, Teacher Number Two." Jiang Feng whispered to Xie Kun, "What did you say just now? I scored, but you changed your name? "
Xie Kun was fuming with anger. He was a middle-level teacher, but he had been slapped twice in the face in a row!
Xie Kun said, "Did I say that? Who heard it! "Even if I did, I won't. What can you do?"
"Hehe, I can't do anything. I'm just happy for that Jiang bastard who's missing a scum." Jiang Feng's next sentence caused Xie Kun to wish he was dead.
Fighting with me, wise Earth people can toy with the rest to kill you!
"Teacher, teacher, I have a problem!" I need to ask a question! "
After Nangong Zi Er left, the surrounding students surged forward once again.
Staring at the student, Xie Kun, who was two points behind him, quickly pointed to a tall and thin boy and said, "Ask!"
The skinny, tall boy was beside himself with joy as he bowed towards Xie Kun. "Thank you, Teacher Number Two, for giving me this opportunity!"
"Hurry up and ask!" Xie Kun said.
The tall and thin boy felt a little awkward. He said, "Um, Teacher Number Two, can you step aside? I'd like to consult Teacher Number One with a question …"
"Puff …" Xie Kun almost vomited a mouthful of blood. Damn it, don't look down on others like that! "
Jiang Feng, who was standing behind Xie Kun, spoke up, "Sigh, this student's thoughts are wrong. Teacher Number Two is also very outstanding! Ask away, and if his answer is wrong, I will point it out! "
Ah!" Great! Thank you, Teacher # 1. "Then Teacher Number Two, I asked …" The lanky youth said.
Jiang Feng and the lanky youth's questions and answers were no different from stabbing a knife into Xie Kun's heart, covering his chest and saying, "Ask! If my answer is incorrect, I'll go and eat Xiang! "
The lanky youth nodded and said, "This question has been troubling me for a long time. Every time I ask teacher or teacher, they would tell me to scram out of here, leaving me with no choice."
Xie Kun said, "Alright, get to the point!"
The lanky youth said, "Yes, the problem is whether we should get the chicken or the egg first. Teacher Number Two, answer me! "
"F * ck, you must be here to cause trouble!" Xie Kun shouted, "Get the hell out of here!"
Hearing this question, Jiang Feng felt like bursting into laughter. He asked the young man, "Then, are you called Little Ming?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Teacher # 1, how did you know I was called Little Ming? " The youth replied.
"It's nothing. I used to see you around." I will introduce Zen Master to you when I have the chance! " Jiang Feng said while holding his stomach.
"Alright." Little Ming nodded and turned to Xie Kun, "Teacher Number Two, you still haven't answered my question!"
"I told you to get the hell out of here …" Xie Kun was so angry that his liver hurt.
"Teacher Number Two, are you unable to answer?" If you say you can't answer it, you have to eat shit. " Little Ming said weakly.
"Scram!" Xie Kun roared with all of his strength. All the students retreated two steps in fright.
"If you want to leave, then leave. Since you're already used to it, why are you being so fierce?" Little Ming said and walked out.
"Little Ming, wait a moment!" Jiang Feng called out to Little Ming.
"What's wrong with Teacher # 1? Can you answer my question? " Little Ming said.
How could Jiang Feng not know how to answer this question that had been played to a pulp on Earth? That was why he didn't want Little Ming to leave. After all, this was a precious point!
Nodding his head, Jiang Feng said, "Alright!"
"Bullsh * t!" Xie Kun mocked, "Tell me, where did you get the egg on the chicken first? "Say, first there's an egg, where did the chicken come from?"
"How can I tell you that you're really going to eat shit?" Jiang Feng said to Xie Kun.
"I …" Xie Kun snorted a few times and then closed his mouth.
"Tsk, I thought you were a man!" Saying this in disdain to Xie Kun, Jiang Feng turned to the students and said, "Students, pay attention. Today, I will solve the riddle that has plagued us for countless eras, 'first there's a chicken, first there's an egg'."
Everyone pricked up their ears, afraid that they would miss a single word.
"This is how things are. In the past, there was a scientist called Darwin who proposed a big topic called species evolution. Under this big topic, it was revealed that the ancestors of humans were apes and monkeys. The ancestors of chickens were the Archaeopteryx …"
100,000-word treatise on evolution of species omitted here...
One hour later...
"So, first there is the chicken, then there is the egg. And the book by this Darwin boy is called The Origin of Species. If you have time, read it. Does everyone understand? "
After Jiang Feng finished speaking, there was a moment of silence.
"So that's how humans came to be."
"So it's a chicken that came first!"
"So this world is this crazy. The story of Adam and Eve is really touching …" "Sob, sob, sob …"
"Hey, they're just not wearing any clothes. How could they be touching?"
"Isn't it touching to be naked? I miss that time... "Sob, sob, sob …"
"Teacher # 1, teacher # 1, I vote for you. You are not only the only teacher who didn't tell me to scram, you are also the only teacher who answered my questions. I admire you so much!" Lil 'Ming, who couldn't control himself for a long time, finally shouted.
Mu Qing smiled as she added points to Jiang Feng, her interest in him growing.
"Where did this person learn such interesting nonsense?" I must discuss this with him in the future! "
In the distance, a high-ranking member of the First Immortal's Pet Academy had heard the news and arrived.
Principal Chang Qing said to the person beside him, "Interesting, very interesting. Our academy has produced a good teacher! "Tell me, which one of you is Jiang Feng and which one is Xie Kun!"
"Needless to say? "Of course, the talkative teacher who got three points in a row is this old man's grandson, Xie Kun. As for Jiang Feng, he's just a lowly low-level teacher, how overestimating his own abilities!" Xie Kun's grandfather and honorary teacher, Xie Ya, said proudly.
"That's right, that's right." The remaining people agreed.
Principal Chang Qing smiled and pointed into the distance, "Look, another student is asking a question!"
The few higher-ups no longer flattered Xie Ya. They immediately stretched out their necks and perked up their ears to listen.
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"..."
As the sun was setting in the west, the time for the Teacher Competition was up. The bell for the conclusion of the competition rang in Mu Qing's ears.
"Alright, fellow students!" Now that the Teacher Competition is over, I want to announce the results! " Mu Qing said.
"Hahaha, does Teacher Mu still need to be announced? Who can't see this 21: 0 record! " A student shouted.
"We have to announce the results as well as our identity as teachers. Aren't you all curious about which one of them is Teacher Jiang Feng and which one is Teacher Xie Kun?" Mu Qing said.
The student continued, "Teacher Mu Qing, stop joking with us. Of course, the one who scored 21 points for being so incredible was the intermediate teacher, Xie Kun! As for Jiang Feng, he had just sworn countless oaths. I'm afraid we'll be struck by lightning soon. "
"Oh? "Really?" Knowing the truth, Mu Qing smiled playfully and said, "I would like to ask the two teachers to take off your cloaks."
Jiang Feng removed his cloak in response, and Xie Kun, whose expression was as calm as water, took off his cloak as well.
At this moment, the large arena was so quiet that even the sound of a pin dropping could be heard.
"No, no, no! What did I see? Teacher Jiang Feng won? Was it Teacher Jiang Feng who'd been helping us answer our questions? "
"Quick, quick, pinch me. Am I dreaming? I heard that Teacher Jiang Feng is the only low-level teacher! How is that possible? "
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"I told you long ago that number one is Teacher Jiang Feng, you all don't believe me!" Humph! "Blame who?" A student said.
"Bullsh * t. You said that Xie Kun laoshi was awesome just now!" The student next to him laid down his power.
The student blushed, "I don't care, but in the future, Teacher Jiang Feng will be my idol!" "Teacher Jiang Feng, I really admire you!"
"Buzz …"
Following the student's voice, the arena was in chaos once again.
"I admire you, Teacher Jiang Feng."
"I worship Teacher Jiang Feng first!"
"It's not you, it's me!" I still need to give birth to a baby for Teacher Jiang Feng! "
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