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The good song saw his own spirit of chivalry was humiliated, irritable, 8.2 points of good score gave him infinite confidence.

He said, "Let's bet! The first place will have twenty-eight Spirit Stones, and we'll bet two to make up for thirty of them. Do you dare? "

Jiang Feng shook his head slightly and thought, "Looks like Liangge doesn't have much money left. I'll have to change someone else to scam in the future."

But no matter how small the mosquito is, it's still meat. Jiang Feng said, "Alright, then I'll accept Teacher Liang's two spirit stones."

The corner of Liangge's mouth twitched. Fuck, this person's program hasn't even been acted out yet. Can you not be so shameless!?

Fourth program, fifth program, sixth program... It was soon Jiang Feng's turn to perform for the last program.

The host gave a brief report behind the scenes, and Jiang Feng walked to the front desk with an open arms.

Ahh!" Great Deception! " Mu Qing's northeastern voice sounded behind him.

"Argh!" Seeing the two of them in such a state, the audience burst into laughter.

"Earth, too earth!"

Who wouldn't think of themselves as the best in the show, but how was Jiang Feng different? However, why does this rustic outfit seem to have a sense of affinity with each other?

Jiang Feng, who was holding a pair of crutches, laughed slyly as he looked at Mu Qing and said to the audience, "What are you yelling for? Can you not call me by my stage name and come out to sell this today?"

Mu Qing, who was still a little nervous, immediately said, "Son's father, if you want me to tell you not to sell this crutch!"

Jiang Feng: "Because of what?"

Mu Qing said, "The streets are filled with people with good legs. Who would want to buy something like that?"

Jiang Feng said," "You're talking nonsense. I'm not selling it, but you've been working on it and preparing it. You haven't slept for a day and a night, don't you want to pay me for it?"

"..."

"Argh!" The audience was amused again. Teacher Jiang's smooth talking was way too smooth!

However, Teacher Mu Qing was calling him an old man. How displeasing!

"Creak creak creak." Sikong Da was already riding the two wheels.

"He turned, turned, turned …" Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"I say, why are you blindly directing me? "You know where I want to go, but you're just letting me go?" Sikong Da said angrily.

Mu Qing chuckled foolishly. "No, I sold it. I sold it. I sold it..."

Jiang Feng smiled as he watched the two coordinate with each other. After he received the notice of the welcoming party, he recalled the bicycle-like bicycles of the Immortal Pet Continent and immediately decided to perform Uncle Shan's classic skit "Selling a Crutch!"

What a joke, to say that this puny stuff was suitable for all of the old and young, that it was popular throughout the country!

He adjusted the brim of his hat and looked at Sikong Da and Jiang Feng, who were about to ride their two wheels and leave. He knew that it was time for him to speak.

He sat on the bench and pointed at Sikong Da as he said to Mu Qing in a low voice, "It's true, it's extremely serious!"

Sikong Da's attention was instantly pulled back.

Jiang Feng waved his hand. "Heh heh, it's none of your business. Let's go!"

Sikong Da wanted to leave, but Jiang Feng seized the opportunity and said, "Not telling him that this disease is dangerous! I can see that there's something wrong, but you can't trust me either. Go, leave me alone, there's nothing wrong, leave me alone! "

Sikong Da was once again a little displeased. What was this person muttering about behind his back? He turned his head and said a few words before ignoring him.

Jiang Feng followed the script and looked at Sikong Da's leaving figure. He shouted to Mu Qing, "This illness is the advanced stage, discovering this disease is the final stage!"

"Whoosh!" Sikong Da scuttled back, "Big brother, what are you talking about? Who's the late stage, the late stage!"

"Hahaha!" The audience could not help but laugh. The female host said to the male host, "I didn't know how to announce the scene when it was announced. I didn't expect this story to be so interesting."

The male host said, "It's called a skit according to Teacher Jiang's words. I thought it was just a casual show by him to perfunctory welcome the newcomer. Now, two minutes have just passed and I'm already laughing. This swindling image is simply a classic!"

With the development of the plot, it has come to the critical turning point of the brain meridian.

Yes, Jiang Feng didn't tie himself to the Spring Festival Gala when Ben Shan had turned "Selling a Crutch" into a trilogy, but rather broke it down and made a melody based on his memory.

From the looks of it, the audience was still very fond of Sikong Da as the clumsy and witty chef!

"Ask!" "Seven monkeys on a tree, one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys in total are there?!"

Without hesitation, Sikong Da said, "Eight!"

Jiang Feng said, "Wrong!"

Sikong Da did not understand and asked, "Why?"

Jiang Feng pointed at Mu Qing and shouted, "Wife, tell him!"

Mu Qing smiled foolishly and said to Sikong Da, "Two correct answers! Riding a monkey on a tree, riding a horse! "

At this time, Sikong Da's immortal pet, the Fiery Eyes of the Moon, also jumped onto the prop tree, vividly showing him riding a monkey!

"Hahaha, this brain hole is too big!"

"His mind is in too much of a rush, he can't keep up with the tempo at all!"

"Pig hit a tree, did you hit a pig?"

The songs that were watching Jiang Feng's show in the backstage also couldn't stop praising him. At first, he really did slander Jiang Feng's program for a while.

At the same time, he realized that the last two spirit stones in his pocket belonged to Jiang Feng.

"..."

"What second wheel!" What second wheel car did you say you want! " Jiang Feng said to Mu Qing.

Mu Qing threw up her hands. "I didn't say I wanted a second wheel car!"

When Sikong Da heard these words, he carried the second wheel carriage and arrived in front of Jiang Feng.

The kind-hearted Mu Qing stopped him, "Big brother, hurry up and go home. He is trying to scam you!"

Sikong Da's face darkened and he shouted, "You're trying to scam me! Why are you like this? I was puzzled. Why is there such a huge gap between the two of us, who are also living together? "

"..."

As the skit ended, the audience broke out into a thunderous applause.

"100 points, Teacher Jiang, I will give you 100 points!"

"I'll give a thousand points. There's no problem!"

"I'll give you 10,000!" The one with no problems, if there's nothing wrong, you can just walk for two steps, just walk for two steps! "

People from all walks of life who had received invitations to attend the welcoming party sensed the business opportunity.

City Lord Bai Lan: "This show is not bad. We can wait for the mayor's birthday to perform."

The theater's owner: "I've already recorded all the lines. I've even rehearsed through the night. I'll switch out all tomorrow's scenes to 'Selling Crutches'!"

Second Wheel Seller: "Little Wang, quickly change the name of our second wheel car. It's called the 'What Second wheel car' brand second wheel car!"

Little Wang: "Boss, our competitors have already gone to bet on this brand just now …"

"Oh yeah!"

In the backstage area, Jiang Feng clapped Mu Qing, Sikong Da, Song Xue, Lin Yi, and Jiang Xiaoyue. He received two Spirit Stones from the singer with an amiable expression.

Patting Liangge on the shoulder, Jiang Feng smiled evilly and said, "Aiya, Teacher Liang, the front desk is calling me a winner, where are the twenty-eight Spirit Stones!" This is really troublesome, I'll be leaving first! "

Slightly …" Jiang Xiaoyue made a face at Liang Ge, "Let's go first!

Good song thought: "MMP, what am I betting with Jiang Feng for! "My Spirit Stones …"

After Jiang Feng received his spirit stones, the party ended. Just as he was about to call Mu Qing and the others to go for a celebratory feast, he was instantly surrounded.

Looking at the crowd, Jiang Feng said weakly, "I know that you worship me because of how handsome I am, but please restrain yourself. I'm not a casual person."