Chapter 5

In addition to Ye Chen, everyone is far away. Even director Yan is coughing. It's really... Delicious! I can't stand it!

"Let him have a rest, I can't! Let him go home and rest first

Seeing Gao Jianwen's eyes closed and his face flushed, all the teachers didn't care. Anyone who came across this would be ashamed to see others!

This kind of situation, fainting, I'm afraid is the best result!

"All the other students go back to class as soon as possible! That... Ye Chen, you wait here. When he wakes up, please send him back home! " Director Yan said carefully.

In his heart, Gao Jianwen pretended that he would wake up after a while. Now what he hopes most is to hide himself and never be noticed by his classmates!

Other teachers also nodded, ready to organize their students to leave.

However, at this time.

"He must be taken to the hospital now! You can't wait here! Otherwise, he will die Ye Chen said very seriously.

what? You have to go to the hospital right now, or you'll die right away?

Was it a fart?

People want to laugh!

"Ye Chen, are you serious?" Director Yan asked.

"I'm not alarmist! You see, he's sweating, his temperature is rising, his pulse is quickening, his breath is shortness, and he's in a deep coma! His symptoms are very similar to those of biogas poisoning! If the rescue is not timely, it may cause life danger! Even if the rescue is too late, it will cause permanent damage to the brain! "

"What? Methane poisoning? "

"Is... Is... He... Poisonous in his fart?"

Everyone looked at each other, laughing and crying, feeling some brain... Messy!

Ye Chen said so, director Yan and the teachers no longer care what taste, quickly came forward to investigate his situation!

"Fever, rapid heartbeat, shortness of breath, pupil dilation, it's really deep coma caused by poisoning!" A teacher said seriously.

"I'll go! In the fart, it's really poisonous! " There is a strange cry from a classmate!

"And he poisoned himself to death!"

"Anecdotes of the world! What a wonderful story

Although some people are joking, but ye Chen and those teachers did not dare to delay for a moment, regardless of the taste, directly carried him to the county people's hospital!

Watching Gao Jianwen pushed into the rescue room!

Ye Chen's heart beats incessantly, uneasy!

"I seem to have gone too far this time!"

God knows, the power of my fart is so big!

The head teacher Li Weihong came over and patted Ye Chen on the shoulder.

"In the face of danger, there is no chaos, there is responsibility! Don't worry about the past! You've done a good job

"Father in law... Teacher, you flatter me. I didn't think so much about it!"

"That's what's valuable. That's what you mean! " Later, Li Weihong sighed: "I didn't expect that you stood up at the critical moment when so many teachers were there! I don't know if I should be ashamed or glad! "

Hearing the praise of the father-in-law, ye Chen was speechless!

Now if I tell my father-in-law that all this is caused by my own fart! I don't know if he's going to throw himself upstairs!

When Gao Lin heard the news of his son's fart poisoning, he was almost choked to death by a mouthful of tea he had just drunk!

Fart poisoning? Or the son's own fart?

He wants to curse!

Now, he is dangling at the door, while Gao Jianwen's mother is crying!

An hour later, the door of the emergency room opened!

"How's my son, doctor?"

"Lao Liu, how is my son?" Li Fengmei, Gao Jianwen's mother, asked eagerly.

She is the head nurse of this hospital. She is naturally familiar with biogas poisoning. If it is handled properly, there will be no danger, but if it is... She can't imagine it!

"Jianwen is out of danger, but he needs a rest!" Doctor Liu said to Li Fengmei and Gao Lin.

"Lao Liu! thank you! thank you! You saved my son's life

"Fengmei, you are also a medical staff. Naturally, you know that the most grateful person is the one who sent Jianwen in time. If you come late, I'm afraid the consequences will be unimaginable!" Liu said.

"Yes, yes Li Fengmei nodded again and again. Then, the two couples came to Ye Chen. Thanks a million!

Make of leaf dust, that is quite embarrassed! Quite... Guilty!

If so, let these two couples know that the fart is put by themselves. I don't know if they will tear themselves on the spot!

When ye Chen came home, it was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon!

"Xiaochen, you're back just in time. Don't go to huailingshan today to help your father sell things. Help your mother to calculate the accounts of this month. Your uncle Liu's father is in an emergency. He's waiting to pay the bill. " Said Feng Guizhi, ye Chen's mother.

Ye Chen's family condition is not good.

His father, ye Zixiang, had a car accident when he was young, and his legs were paralyzed ever since. Sitting in a wheelchair all the year round, I can't do anything else. Fortunately, close to huailing mountain, I can often carve some gadgets with my own hands, or make some clay sculptures by hand, sell them to tourists and subsidize my family!

Her mother, Feng Guizhi, was a vegetable peddler who sold vegetables all year round. In the past two years, the supervision of urban management has been strict, and the business is not as good as before.

However, the three members of their family did not ask for too much, and they enjoyed it as much as they liked.

"I remember there was some confusion in my account. When you calculate, pay attention to it. Don't make a mistake." Feng Guizhi gives a yellow exercise book to Ye Chen.

Ye Chen opened the "small account book" and wrote a lot on it!

"3.1, purchase: tomato 1.28 yuan, 56 Jin, cucumber 2.35 Jin, 62 Jin, coriander 5.36 yuan, 2 jin, zucchini 1.35 Jin, 42 Jin

Return: tomato 0.63 Jin, 7 Jin, cucumber 1.14 Jin, 15 Jin, zucchini 0.65 Jin, 4 jin. "

3.1 business is good, should be met with a big customer.

The night before the purchase, the next day can not sell out, you can return, but the price to make a lot of discount.

A total of 20 days of bills, every day, purchase, shipment, piecemeal, all kinds of calculations.

To tell you the truth, when ye Chen first calculated for her mother, her heart collapsed!

Now, I'm used to it.

Looking at this book, he is ready for a protracted war, at least... Two hours.

Want to take out the mobile phone accounts, but, touch the pocket to find... Their mobile phone, has been eaten!

To tell you the truth, it's impossible to say that you don't regret eating your mobile phone. If you don't play games without your mobile phone in the future, it will be a lot more difficult to even settle accounts.

"Mom, I'll use your cell phone. I left my cell phone at school." Although mother's mobile phone is five years ago, it is better than nothing!

With that, he went to his mother's coat to get his mobile phone while sweeping the small account book.

However, walking, he was stunned!

"Tomato 1.28 Jin, 56 Jin, a total of 71.68 yuan, cucumber 2.35 Jin, 62 Jin, a total of 145.7 yuan, coriander 5.36 Jin, 2 jin, a total of 10.72 yuan... Purchase, 412.67 yuan, return 102.16 yuan, the first day to pay 310.51 yuan."

"200.69 yuan the next day"

"156.58 yuan on the third day"

"Day 4 166.31"

"The fifth day..."

“……”

"A total of 3032.56 yuan in advance payment is payable."

Patta!

The small account book fell on the ground!

Ye Chen is scared by himself!

In the past, even with a calculator, it took me an hour to work out the result, but now... One minute!

no It's less than a minute!

The answer comes at a glance!

Even... No need to calculate!

It seems to be a subconscious reaction!

Ye Chen is stunned!

Then quickly took out his mother's elderly machine again to verify their results, unexpectedly... All correct!

"This... What's the matter with NIMA? How a time this paste like brain, became the strongest brain? As fast as a calculator? " Ye Chen is confused!

But then, ye Chen's brain hole opened, and his spirit flashed!

"Did... Did I swallow my cell phone and digest the computing power of my cell phone?"