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A fart sounds like a trumpet!
Ye Chen's face is green!
"Fat man!"
"What for?" Asked the fat man with an innocent expression.
Ye Chen's dead heart!
fuck! Ye Chen won't eat these books under the fat man's buttocks!
Otherwise, he will spit out his own bile!
"Are you out of your mind? When did you treat books so well! Fart! What a big reaction? " Fat a pair of you rare how strange appearance way!
"..." Ye Chen is about to cry!
But what can I say!
"Your sister! Half the interest on the money owed! " Ye Chen said angrily.
Ten minutes later, ye Chen Ran to the library again and bought the books back!
This time he went by himself. As for the fat man, ye Chen naturally didn't hesitate to let him go!
Sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade, ninth grade!
Especially the sixth grade math problem, is a watershed, if only with primary school knowledge to solve, the difficulty can be imagined!
Even, sometimes, compared with the third year of junior high school and the third year of senior high school!
When eating these things, leaf dust takes a long time to digest them.
However, after a period of time, these things were finally eaten by Ye Chen!
Chinese, mathematics, English, physics, chemistry, biology! Geography, history!
Not one!
After eating these, ye Chen feels that his head is almost big!
Before a lot of things do not understand, now there is a sudden sense!
When he ate his last math textbook, ye Chen couldn't help burping!
"Full, really full! If you eat more, it will be bad! " Ye Chen said to himself.
After eating, check your income... Harvest rich!
High school knowledge points, any one of their own can accurately say.
The efficiency of digestion and absorption is as high as 95%.
Because the digestion and absorption of more, so, this generated waste, naturally a lot less!
After eating so much, it's just a fart thunder!
The absorption efficiency is a little high!
Ye Chen is very satisfied! At this speed, it's not far away from the day when you become the number one student bully in the universe!
Look at the time, it's more than six o'clock!
It's getting dark!
"It's time to pick up Dad!" Ye Chen said to himself.
……
Huailing mountain!
The mountain is not high, there is no sea of clouds, no dangerous peaks and cliffs, and there is no thousand year old temple. However, there are many tourists here. Although it is not as famous as some famous mountains in China, it is very famous in Qingyun province!
Because it is said that there are immortals here!
Mountain is not high, there is a fairy name!
What's more, the immortal is also very effective. He will answer every request!
That is greatly increased the reputation of huailing mountain!
Moreover, it is precisely because it has not been developed that it has created a landscape inconsistent with other famous mountains!
Halfway up the mountain!
Originally, the slope of the mountain, like a fairy in the middle of a knife in general, formed a relatively large flat terrain here! From a distance, it looks like a simple stone chair.
Fairy sit!
It's the name given to the place by the local people.
In this immortal seat, some local people set up stalls here to sell things.
Snacks, drinks, local specialties and all kinds of gadgets!
Now, it's getting dark, and all the tourists on the mountain have dispersed. They also begin to pack up and go home.
At the edge of the fairy seat, a man with short hair and gray hair was also slowly packing up, but he was a little slow because he was in a wheelchair.
"Dad Ye Chen quickly walked in the past, at the same time also began to help clean up those left a lot of gadgets.
These are carved by men themselves. Although they are not so exquisite, they are also vivid and interesting.
Hearing Ye Chen's voice, the man showed a trace of satisfaction on his rough face, and his eyes became unusually gentle.
"Dad, you're growing up again! Look at the horse carving. It's really impressive! It's a pity that it's too thin. If it's stronger, it'll be more beautiful! "
"You mean to make fun of dad, don't you? That's a donkey Ye Zixiang said with a smile.
On the way!
"Xiaochen, do you want to learn this craft? You are smarter than dad. You must learn fast! Master Chen also said that you are very savvy. If you are willing to learn, he will only charge you half of the tuition. It's said that it's easy to find a job in a big city. Master Chen's apprentice is working in a large company in Mingzhu city with an annual salary of one million yuan! When I come back for the Spring Festival, I always run in a big car. I gave you master Chen two bottles of Maotai! "
"Dad, what are you talking about? I also want to give our Guangzong Yao zukao number one
“……”
……
Midnight!
Feng Guizhi holds a crystal pyramid shaped jade pendant with complicated eyes!
"Children grow up, we are old! Follow us... Only suffer! If you find his biological parents, maybe... It will be much better! "
"Ah Ye Zixiang breathes out a breath leisurely!
Full of wrinkles on the face, now, it seems more vicissitudes!
After a while, he said again.
"If he does find his own parents, will you let them take Xiaochen away?" Ye Zixiang's voice was hoarse, even shaking.
Feng Guizhi stopped, his face full of pain, as if to be cut off a piece of meat! Tears can't help falling down!
"I'm not willing to! How can I give up! She's a child I raised hard. How can I give it to others! Wuwuwu... "
Ye Zixiang raised his head and tried not to let tears fall, but he couldn't stop it!
The next day, ye Chen gets up, his head is dizzy, remembering everything yesterday, like a dream!
Gobble up Tiangong!
Eat your cell phone!
Fart!
Eat books!
I remember everything!
Think of those high school knowledge, one by one as in the mind of the film!
It's not a dream!
It's all true!
I really got some different experiences!
"I won't go to school today. I'll buy some high school books again!
Now the knowledge below senior high school has been completely difficult for me. In one day, just one day, I completely changed from a scum to a bully. Ha ha ha... This feeling is not too good! "
However, although his idea is good, God does not seem to continue this miracle!
High school books are finished!
“bububu!”
A sound like thunder general sound came, like the stomach general, keep Farting!
This is not the general fart, this is the hot eye fart, this is the fart that can make Gao Jianwen completely poisoned!
Now it's all in the house!
"I went, only digested less than five percent! What about the rest? Cough cough... "Ye Chen met this situation for the first time and almost smoked himself to death!
Fortunately, parents are not at home, otherwise... The consequences are unimaginable!
This fart is poisonous!
"I really can't eat any more!" Ye Chen can't help saying.
Like a full person, and then forced to eat, in the end it will be upset stomach!
Now, ye Chen feels like this!
That fart is the result of upset stomach! I can't control it!
It's like running thin!