"Lao Chen, how can you get into the water so fast?"
"I can't help it. God gave me a magic medicine!" Chen Wang said triumphantly.
"Magic medicine? What magic medicine After hearing this, several old men couldn't help being clever!
"Folk prescription, divine medicine!" Chen Wang said to the old men again.
"None of the miraculous medicines that my son had asked me to buy in the U.S. would work. Will your prescription work?" At this time, an old man said to him.
"The United States? Are those things of the United States necessarily powerful? I tell you, sometimes, the things left by our ancestors are not inferior to those of the United States. At least my recipe is amazing Chen Wangdao.
"Folk prescription? Hum, I think you've been cheated again. " Next to him, an old man said with a sneer.
They have heard this so-called folk prescription many times, and they have tried it many times. They have long distrusted it.
"I don't believe in the bullshit prescription for a long time. I believe in science and technology! Chinese medicine cow force, how not to treat cancer? Why don't you treat your urine! I don't believe that! If I eat excrement, I can't eat Chinese medicine! " Next to him, old man Zhu couldn't help retorting.
"Yes! I believed in the old Chinese medicine, but after holding my nose for several times, I didn't get any effect at all. I didn't believe it for a long time. "
"You don't believe it." Chen Wang breathed.
"Ah, Lao Chen, don't go. They don't believe it. I believe it! Come on, let me see. What kind of medicine is this? " Old man he rubbed his hands and said.
"All right! Let's see! However, I can tell you, can't eat casually! These things are specially prepared for me. If you eat them, you may have side effects! Traditional Chinese medicine stresses that special personnel should be assigned to specialize in medicine and prescribe the right medicine to the case. "
"Come on, bring it quickly and let me have a look!" Old man he can't help urging Chen Wang.
"I tell you%..."“
"Why are you so wordy! Bring it Old man he snatched the medicine directly from Chen Wang!
"This is it?" Looking at the small black pill in it, the old man frowned!
"Don't look down on it. It's amazing!" Chen Wang said to the man with pride.
"Well, I said, I won't let you eat, I can't! There will be an accident
When Chen Wang saw old man he taking medicine in his mouth, he quickly stopped him.
But it's too late.
Old man he didn't care whether he washed his hands or not, so he poured out two and ate them.
When other old men saw old man he eating, they stretched their necks one by one to see the effect.
"What's the smell? It's so strange The old man squeezed his eyes, some sour, and some bitter, and could not help but make complaints about it.
Seeing this, Chen Wang quickly took it back to him.
This thing is his own medicine, but ye Chen said that he would not dispense another medicine for himself.
Now, this kid ate two of them.
"Lao he, you're not afraid that it's filled with rat poison. If you kick your legs here, it doesn't matter to us." Old man Zhu, who said he didn't eat traditional Chinese medicine, said to old man he.
"I don't know if it's a rat medicine, but it doesn't work! Isn't he still standing here like us? "
Several old men sneer at old man he.
"I said, this is the medicine prescribed for me. You don't care if you take it." Chen Wang retorts there!
"Sophistry. Lao Chen, you have been thoroughly brainwashed. If they are sold, they will pay for them. " Old man Zhu said to Chen Wang.
However, his words just finished.
Diddidi!
The sound of water drops sounded low, and people couldn't help looking at old man he.
Whoa, whoa!
Then there was the sound of the water.
"Pee! Pee! Ha ha ha... "Old man he, who had just taken two pills, was very happy at this moment!
It's all in one bath!
"Comfortable! It's more comfortable than twenty years of Maotai aging! " Old man he's face is full of intoxicated expression!
"Brothers! I'll withdraw first! Take your time in here! Don't worry! Hey, hey... "
"Oh, by the way, Lao Zhu, as you said just now, you would rather eat excrement than traditional Chinese medicine. I wrote it down. "
Looking at the people who had just been with them, and even were more seriously ill than any of them, now they... Went out.
A few people are silly.
After a while, inside the toilet came the call of goose bumps.
"Old Chen! Come back
"Old Chen tou! Come back
"Brother Chen! Come back. "
"What are you doing? What about shouting? I'm not dead yet! " Chen Wang didn't respond well.
"Your medicine, I want to see and study." Said old Hou.
"No way! Lao he has already taken two of them for me. It was not enough. Now there is no more. Don't think about it! " Lao Chen covered the pill tightly for fear of being cheated away by others.
"I said Lao Chen, how about you? Isn't it just a few broken pills? " Some old man said angrily.
"Yes, just a few broken pills. Why do you ask me for them?" Chen Wang said angrily.
"Besides, as I just said, this device is specially configured for me according to my condition. You'll have side effects. " Chen Wang said.
Ye Chen's words, but he remembers clearly. He didn't dare to let these guys eat them indiscriminately. At that time, if something happened to them, wouldn't he be kind-hearted to do something wrong.
"Shit! You are stingy! Didn't Lao he already eat it? Nothing! I tell you, Lao Chen, if you don't let me take this pill today, we'll break up! In the future, don't try to sell your junk from my channels? " Old Hou threatened Chen Wang!
"And me! We're not friends! If you don't give me those pills, I'll let my son check you later! Say you recruit child labor! " Lao Zhu also said.
"Shit! Laozi, that's an apprentice! It's not child labor! "
"I don't care. Anyway, it's not qualified. I want you to stop business for rectification!" Retired old Zhu threatened Chen Wang.
After hearing these words, Chen Wang looked at Lao he who had just taken the pill. He had nothing to do with it, and his heart was shaken!
He can see that if he doesn't let these guys piss off today, he will definitely have no good fruit to eat“
"I can tell you that I have worked hard to get this thing, and it is specially configured for me. If you have any problems, you can't blame me!" Chen Wang said again.
"You have the most bullshit. Bring it quickly!" Said Hou.
Then he snatched the bottle of medicine.
Then, I swallowed two first.
So is everyone else!
After about three minutes!
The first old hou to take medicine yelled!
"Pee! I peed! "
"Ah! Comfortable
"Shh, Shh! It's been a long time
"Damn it! God's medicine
After a while, these guys came out with their pants.