Chapter 5520

If the sea can speak, can the mountain also speak? Zhang Xingyun is not sure. He thinks that his idea is too bold. How could such an exaggerated question appear in such a serious examination?

However, at present, it seems that Gao Shan can only speak. The echo is useless, and he is dumb, so there is no answer at all

It has to be said that even if Zhang Xingyun does not understand some aspects, he will not easily choose to give up.

"The sea has spared no effort in praising the mountains. What is the intention of the sea?" Zhang Xingyun shook her head and quickly wrote down the answer: "Gao Shan will say thank you to the sea."

A "thank you" can break any of your tricks! Zhang Xingyun is glad that she is still smart. She soon finds out the significance of this question, that is, to test whether a person is alert enough to deal with people!

A test, a "revolution" life, Zhang Xingyun in the language test is a profound experience, vaguely answer all the questions in front of Zhang Xingyun, the whole person began to feel a little dizzy, this feeling only in his use of excessive energy in the case.

In such a state, Zhang Xingyun glanced at the composition title All of a sudden, I was shocked!

"When is the exam so open?" Zhang Xingyun is dizzy with her head and just glances at the title of her composition.

It is a proposition composition called sex and love.

Such an explicit composition topic should appear in the examination? Zhang Xingyun is a traditional Chinese, and his heart is still conservative. The impact of this composition on him is not very big.

However, the exam has to continue, Zhang Xingyun can only write on this, anyway, he is not a person is such a topic.

Zhang Xingyun organized her language and began to write her composition according to her own understanding I think love is like a pile of toilet paper. It's always on and on. "

"You can have no love all your life, but you can't do nothing for a day, so sometimes love is not as good as a lump of shit What is love in reverse? Love is love, love is sex. Love and sex are inseparable. Sex without love is a rogue. Love without sex is not happy. "

"Love is what men and women call love before they turn off the lights, and sex comes after they turn off the lights..." This is Zhang Xingyun's understanding of love.

There is no love in his dictionary. According to his understanding, "sex and love" is just an instinct between men and women of the opposite sex.

After six hundred words, Zhang Xingyun was relieved. Finally, a revolution was over.

At the same time, the examination was over.

When the invigilator left, the whole class was ready to leave one after another.

"Brother Yun, how about it? Chinese is still the simplest!" Jiao Xiaosong packed up his things and said something to Zhang Xingyun.

Zhang Xingyun glanced at each other, thinking that the other party was showing off to him. His mean eyes showed bad intentions again.

"Wow, it's over at last. It's still the simplest language." Zhang Fangfang can't help cheering in the back row. Among many subjects, Chinese is the only one she doesn't have to worry about finding answers.

Zhang Xingyun suddenly did not fold, is he the only one who thinks Chinese is the most difficult?

"Confidant, do you have time this afternoon?" Zhang Fangfang, leaning on the table with both hands, leaned forward to speak almost next to Zhang Xingyun.

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