Bad God said: "There is no way, I have already chosen you."
Zhang Daoshan breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Since you are looking for him, then look for him."
So he packed up things and was about to drive away. Zhang Wanlin scolded him and couldn't save him. However, the fate of mythology turned around and said: "Just now you showed me the prototype, and you can see my boyhood. The sin is unforgivable. So, I also chose you."
"what!"
Zhang Daoshan's eyes widened, and he almost fell to the ground.
From now on, both of them will have to be surrounded by bad luck until they dispel their grievances or die, but how can the grievances of these ten generations dissipate so easily?
I'm afraid they won't be able to disperse for a few lifetimes.
Zhang Daoshan was crying. He was thinking about taking in a young apprentice and doing miscellaneous work for himself. In the future, he could pass on the teacher to take care of himself, but he didn't expect to step on the landmine and he would be gone in his life.
Zhang Daoshan was torn into the water by himself, Zhang Wanlin felt a little better, but still desperate, thinking that he was in his twenties, his career was unsuccessful, his girlfriend did not talk about it, and he didn't even have a kiss when he talked about it. .
The previous life was so desperate, and it was not much better after being patronized by the declining god, and he said: "Are we the only way to die?"
Shao Shen carried his hands on his back and smiled like an old man: "There is another way."
The two of them had their eyes brightened, "What's the method?"
"Satisfy my wishes or accumulate ghost virtues."
Because of the inherent bad luck of the **** of failure, he has never done one thing in each life. Therefore, fulfilling his wish can reduce his decay. The two people can roughly understand this, but the latter is a little bit more for two people. They all don't understand, even the Taoist priest Zhang Daoshan is the same.
The **** of failure said with a smile: "Since you people want to accumulate yin virtue, then why can't we ghosts accumulate yin virtue?
And ghost virtue is to help good ghosts and get rid of evil ghosts. "
Zhang Daoshan said: "Don't you easily accumulate ghost virtues yourself?
In the tenth generation, wouldn't it be easy for you to get rid of those common evil spirits. "
Shuishen sighed: "No way, I'm lazy has become a habit."
Both felt that this was too lazy to take it for granted.
"Then what's your wish?"
Zhang Wanlin asked.
The **** of failure lowered his head to ponder, as if he was thinking about something that was difficult. It was true that the memory of the tenth generation was mixed in his little head, and he should be tossing about it.
He finally gave up and frowned: "I can't remember now, only when I remember."
After the **** of failure disappeared, the two discussed countermeasures, and now Zhang Daoshan is still quite unfair to himself.
"We will go to set up a stall tomorrow."
Zhang Daoshandao.
Zhang Wanlin is puzzled, is there still a stall at this time?
Then asked: "What do you do?"
"Naturally, we are looking for someone who will let us cast down demons."
Zhang Daoshan said: "We set up stalls for one to make money, two to accumulate ghosts and virtues, and three to help people eliminate disasters."
Zhang Wanlin patted his forehead and said with great joy: "This will not only make money and make a living, but also eliminate his bad anger by the way, really worthy of being a master!"
Zhang Daoshan was triumphant after being praised by his disciples.
At this time, the strong wind was blowing, and two long rods were blown, and they slapped them on the foreheads.
This bad luck is really uncomfortable.
Because of the more victims Zhang Daoshan, Zhang Wanlin's bad luck has been greatly reduced, at least he will not encounter a car accident in the early morning and the building collapsed while sleeping.
They made preparations early the next morning, carrying things in large and small bags to the most crowded bazaar.
This is a food street, because it is a holiday, there are people coming and going during the day, it is very lively.
As soon as the two found a place, they were spreading the yellow cloth of "seeing money and fate, alleviating disasters" on the ground when an obese woman came.
This woman has a big pie face and a bucket-like figure. Seeing that these two people took her place, she raised her throat and cursed: "The grass mud horse, where is the **** stick taking the old lady's shop!"
Zhang Wanlin was stunned. Zhang Daoshan had been in the world for decades. He was about to blow his beard and scold him back, but he was pulled back by Zhang Wanlin. The two of them ignored the matter.
They moved the stall dingyly, and those who set up the stall kept laughing.
A young guy said to them: "This is the tofu Xishi that everyone is famous for."
Although the voice was small, it was still heard by this woman.
She cursed: "Smelly monkey, are you looking for death?"
The guy shut up quickly.
This food street is a prime location. Normally, the vendors are crowded one by one. In a small place, I can’t wait to put up three stalls. The two of them have changed stalls several times, and they all have their own owners.
Someone pointed them a clear way and said, "Go to the toilet, there is no one."
I don’t know how many years this toilet is. The wall is piled with rocks, and the toilet door is just a torn sack. The smell is everywhere outside, so there is no stall here, usually only **** men. Patronized.
And yet there is an aunt who collects money in such a toilet, putting a small table on Erlang's legs, knocking on melon seeds while collecting money.
Fifty cents at a time.
At first, the aunt thought that the two were going to the toilet and greeted each other with smiles, but when she saw the stall, her face instantly became cold, and she said, "Get the money!"
This was placed in front of the toilet and collected money, and it was so smelly that the two people who had been pitted could no longer stand it.
Zhang Daoshan said: "No!"
When the auntie heard it, she cursed "grass mud horse!"
Pulling up the bench came here like a second-rate.
Both of them were stunned, but they didn't expect that this auntie was also a woman, and her momentum was castrated in an instant.
"Hey, aunty, calm down, how much do you say?"
Zhang Wanlin hurriedly persuaded.
"Five cents!"
The aunt opened her five fingers.
The stall was set up smoothly, but no one was there. Except for the men who came to the toilet in a hurry and sometimes squeezed their eyes, they bought talisman paper to pull stool.
Seeing that the sun was about to set, the listless Zhang Wanlin suddenly heard Zhang Daoshan's shout: "Be on time!"
Even the aunty glanced over here.
It turned out to be a woman in a short black dress, stylishly dressed, revealing the fragrance of temptation.
Both of them were shocked, it should be said that there is another ghost.
The woman cast a glance at them, then Huarong walked away eclipsingly, giving them a beautiful back.
Zhang Wanlin only noticed that the **** of decline had appeared, and of course this **** of decline could only be seen by them.
I'm really embarrassed, secretly surprised that this ghost also has physical needs?
Zhang Wanlin pushed Zhang Daoshan, and Zhang Daoshan twirled his beard to recover, and said, "This scene should only be seen in the sky. It is rare to hear about it in the world."
He noticed the embarrassed look of the aunt next to her, deliberately or unintentionally glanced here.
At this time, Shao Shen called out: "My wish is to find La!"
Zhang Wanlin quickly asked: "What wish?"
I saw him say: "I want to marry her as a mother-in-law!"