Chapter 1272： Powerful

Zhang Daoshan asked the Luo Dagou brothers to prepare things, including glutinous rice, garlic, red beans, date pits, etc. After the two went, Zhang Wanlin asked, "Can these deal with zombies?"

"These are just aids."

"Then what are we doing?"

"Naturally look for the lost corpse."

Zhang Wanlin hesitated: "Now?"

Zhang Daoshan said with air: "Then you want to find it at night?"

"Of course it's better during the day."

The two borrowed a black dog from the villagers and went to the nearby mountain forest. Zhang Daoshan said that zombies usually hide in damp and dark places during the day. Mountain forests have this characteristic, and black dogs are naturally sensitive to dirt and use it. It's perfect to find zombies.

Zhang Wanlin thought to himself that the **** dog probably died of being too keen.

Halfway up the mountain, the two separated. Before leaving, Zhang Wanlin suggested: "Master, why don't we change a dog?"

Zhang Daoshan said: "What?"

Zhang Wanlin grinned and said: "Master, you see your mana is so high, it's useless to have a **** dog, I'm just right for being weak.

Why don't we exchange it? "

As he said, he touched the little black dog in his arms, and the little black dog screamed with milk.

The only person who borrowed their dog was a **** dog and a litter of puppies. Among the puppies, only this one was black, and the youngest one, Zhang Wanlin judged that this should not have been weaned yet.

Zhang Daoshan took the majestic **** dog and said, "The puppy is the most sensitive, and it's just right for you."

After speaking, he took the **** dog away.

Zhang Wanlin scolded the villain secretly.

Along the way, the little black dog barked milkily, probably because he missed his mother. Zhang Wanlin was upset when he barked.

Wandering around the entire hill, there was still no result, so he came back early, only to find that the loss of the body of the old man had already been spread in the village.

This Caotou Village is originally small, and usually loves gossip, like somebody’s widow who steals people again, who is peeing and peeing in front of others in the middle of the night, you can imagine the news of the loss of the body, as soon as it spreads out. It was like a bomb that blew up the whole village all over.

Now there is no thing about Father Luo in the streets and alleys.

"Uncle Luo is not dead?"

someone said.

"Why didn't you die?

I have seen it myself! "

Someone said again.

"Who has nothing to do to steal the corpse now?"

"Shhh, I don't think this corpse was stolen! It was run by himself!"

The man said: "Have you ever heard of zombies, it's the kind of corpse that suddenly rises up and jumps after death, bites when you see people, **** human blood, and the bitten people will turn into zombies."

This inference was instantly linked to recent events in the village. The chicken and duck were killed for no reason, and Papa Luo’s dog was also killed. San Mazi got up and peeed and saw a person wearing a red shroud passing by her house. At the entrance of the courtyard, he was still jumping...Suddenly, the news spread like wildfire, and the whole village fell into panic.

I heard that a Taoist priest came to Luo Dagou's house and came to visit. It can be described as a sea of ​​people.

Zhang Wanlin came to the business mind at this time, wondering whether to collect a small amount of money and have the right to help them alleviate the disaster.

Zhang Daoshan returned with the **** dog, still finding nothing. He was surprised to see the people in the courtyard crowded outside.

Zhang Wanlin greeted him and said, "Master, these are all for visiting your old man."

"speak English!"

"They heard that zombies were coming to the village, and they all came to ask you for a charm to keep you safe."

Zhang Daoshan said with an aura: "Where do I have so many charms, I still don't have the spirit of painting now."

Asked again: "How do they know about zombies?"

"Who knows this?"

When everyone saw Zhang Daoshan greeted him one after another, it really came to ask for a talisman or something.

Zhang Daoshan said: "In fact, zombies are not scary.

After their death, their joints are stiff and they can only jump and jump, so as long as your threshold is high, you don't have to worry about it coming in. "

Some people were relieved, some went home to repair the threshold, and some people were obviously still worried: "Then watching the zombies jumping around in front of their own threshold is also panicking."

Zhang Daoshan said: "Then whoever has a child in your family, or who is still a virgin, uses their urine to spread around the house. The boy has a strong pee and ward off evil spirits, so no zombies will come here."

Everyone was overjoyed and went back one after another.

So Caotou Village set off a craze, peeing around his yard.

What if there is not enough urine or not at all?

Naturally I went to borrow it.

The so-called borrowing and repayment, you will pee me now, and I will pee you back later.

However, there are also conflicts caused by this, some people even borrowed urine and refused to return it! Usually those bear kids like to tinker with these things the most. They will pee wherever they are unfamiliar, and they will have to be beaten if they are seen in the butt.

Nowadays, Feng Shui turns around, and it’s too late for others to lift the sedan chair to beg for urine.

Business-minded people want to make a fortune by this, yelling: "Fresh urine, ten yuan a catty!"

Although it is expensive, some people still buy it, and the buyer frowns, "This is not enough urine, it must be damned with water!"

Immediately beat the urine seller.

Zhang Wanlin said angrily to Zhang Daoshan: "I blame you, there is nothing wrong with letting others pee!"

Zhang Daoshan was really wronged, he didn't know that there would be such a result.

Zhang Wanlin saw Luo puppy peeing around the yard after he was full of water, and said hurriedly: "Brother, what are you afraid of if we are there?"

Luo puppy said honestly: "Just in case."

Zhang Wanlin felt that the yard was full of urine, and he felt that he didn't need to eat dinner tonight.

Caotou Village entered the night with the smell of urine, and the night was dim. Almost every household closed the door tightly without making a sound, as if it was a dead village.

Most of the villagers quietly looked at their yard and the streets outside the yard through the crack of the door, to see if there was an old man in a red shroud skipping over.

On the contrary, the lifeless silence made them feel scared, always thinking that it was a precursor to the coming of zombies.

Brother Luo Dagou returned to the house two mornings to rest, leaving only the master and apprentice in the courtyard. It is safe to have this master and apprentice in the brothers and sisters.

At this time, Caotou Village is usually lively, but now it is so quiet that a bleak leaf can be heard falling on the ground, making Zhang Wanlin feel a little frightened.

Zhang Daoshan saw that it was not early, and stood up and said, "Let's go."

Zhang Wanlin knowingly asked, "Where to go?"

"Naturally looking for this zombie."

Zhang Daoshan led the ferocious **** dog out of the yard.

Zhang Wanlin reluctantly picked up the little black dog. He still sympathized with it in his heart. He came out to work early when he was young and young. If he died young for this reason, who could he talk to to make sense?

The little black dog was used to being hugged by Zhang Wanlin, tired of it in his arms, barking like enjoyment.

There was no one on the street, and the people in the house facing the street heard a sudden noise in the street, and they squeezed into the door with big eyes and small eyes, and saw the master and apprentice walking in tandem on the street.

Zhang Daoshan said, "What are you doing with me?"

Zhang Wanlin said, "What if you encounter zombies and have shortcomings?

I am not worried about you. "

"Are you worried about me, Master, or yourself?"

Zhang Wanlin was speechless.

The two separated by a fork, and Zhang Wanlin walked alone, feeling that he was relying on the little black dog in his arms.

He thought to himself, don't call it tonight.

The little milk dog understood his meaning and groaned twice.