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Sima Lin was not a human! At least not a real man! Chen Erpu started to shout in his heart.

Pretending to tell the truth, flirting with secrets; that's like discovering the New World!

Chen Erpu suddenly had a naughty thought — — Examine Sima Lin.

After making this decision, Chen Erpu could not help but tremble in fear. He had lived in the same dorm room as Sima Lin for four years, and their relationship was as iron as brothers, he had never had this kind of thought. But now that Sima Lin had put on an act, Chen Erpu could see from his coquettish voice that he did not want to see the plaster--Yin person.

When Chen Erpu told me this story, I almost dropped my chin out of shock.

Chen Erpu lived in the same room as Sima Lin for four years, so didn't I live in the same room as Sima Lin for four years as well? We have never suspected that Sima Lin was a yin yang person.

The Japanese had made an A film in which a female physical education teacher was very beautiful, but she was a negative.

Usually, the physical education teacher would appear as a woman, but behind his back, he was flirting with quite a few girls. The person whose life was like a donkey to the physical education teacher was truly a wonder of the world.

Chen Erpu found out about Sima Lin's secret, so he directly said that Sima Lin exposed his feelings. After listening to this narration, I couldn't speak for a long time, if it wasn't for Officer of pretty girl coming in, I wouldn't even know what would happen next …

Let's get back to the boat at Lake Morrison.

He Ye, who still had some remaining feelings, once again started to sing the song "Sweet Honey":

Honey, you smile so sweetly

Like flowers in the spring wind

In the spring breeze

Where have I seen you

Your smile is so familiar

I can't remember for a moment...

The euphemistic and gentle singing carried the thoughts of the late singer Deng Lijun, and her successor, Yang Yuying, appeared once again.

The beautiful Yang Yuying was called an unold girl, she was still as sweet and tender as a little girl at her age.

Back then she sang "Sweet Honey" to the north and south of the river, and now her sweetness still exists.

He Ye's voice was melodious, as she was completely immersed in the state of "Honey". However, Sima Lin walked in front of him.

Chen Erpu stared at Sima Lin with a strange expression.

Sima Lin was startled, and coldly snorted in a baffling manner: "Second servant, why are you looking at me like a rat with such cunning eyes; what's the matter?"

If it was in the past, Chen Erpu would definitely laugh at his words. But now, he started to panic a little, afraid that Sima Lin would see through all the secrets in his heart.

This guy had been acting for three years and yet he admitted defeat? How would Sima Lin know that Chen Erpu was harping on the fact that he only had such second guesses to it? He approached Chen Erpu with disdain and asked while sticking close to his ear: "Second servant, did you run into He Ye's pockets with 500 yuan on you?"

Chen Erpu did not expect Sima Lin to ask him about money, he touched his neck and laughed: "Hey, what are you talking about, why are you running into He Ye's pockets!"

"Take it out and let me take a look!" Sima Lin stretched out a hand to pressure her. "If you can't take it out, it means that the two of you are up to no good!"

Sima Lin calmed his emotions and said solemnly: "He Ye told Si Ma to take the Black Rover to swim the lake alone, and told Si Ma to keep you by his side so that he could accompany her; didn't he see that you had 500 yuan on you? You must know that a little coquettish brat dares to fight with others for a dollar, not to mention that you have 500 yuan … "

Chen Erpu, who was forced by Sima Lin to the point where he couldn't say anything, sincerely laughed: "Then tell me why did you go through the back door of He Ye's shop, and I will tell you the truth!"

The troops will come at once, the water will come at once!" Sima Lin stared blankly at Chen and his two servants. When he came back to his senses, he thought to herself, "Why would a fool ask such a tricky question?

Sima Lin pondered about it, and naturally did not answer Chen Erpu's question about going through the back door.

"Strange, weird, how did this idiot know about He Ye's back door?" Sima Lin said as his eyes started to spin, "Why did a fool suddenly ask this question?"

Sima Lin passing by the back door was his and He Ye's secret. Could it be that He Ye told Chen Erpu about his disgrace?

Sima Lin could not help but mutter in his heart for a long while, and then he reached out to grab Chen Erpu's ears and angrily said: "Idiot, what are you saying? Repeat what you just said! "

All four people in Room 411 had their nicknames: Zhu Dazhang was a dumb pig, Chen Erpu was a fool, Sima Lin was a traitor, and his bones were smoothed out.

Stupid pigs and idiots meant stupid. In Journey to the West, Zhu Bajie was a combination of dumb and stupid.

If Zhu Dazhang and Chen Er could use Zhu Bajie separately, they would really owe them a lot!

Sima Lin's nickname for the traitor Han was derived from He Ye's description of the traitor Han, the leader of the traitor Han.

As for Tong Guzi's smoothing back, it had a deeper meaning! First, Zhu Dazhang said it, and then Sima Lin began to modify it.

Zhu Dazhang and Gu Zi went to the school's bathhouse to bathe. After Tong Guzi took off his clothes, he was so scared that he did not say a word for a long time.

Gu Zi was shocked when he saw Zhu Dazhang staring at his lower body: "Idiot pig, what are you looking at?"

It was bad that Zhu Dazhang did not say anything, but his bones followed his gaze and looked back at them. Only then did he realise that this fellow was staring at his very own life, and said a little unhappily: "Have you seen that stupid pig before? Don't you have it yourself? "

Zhu Dazhang took a deep breath and laughed: "Bro Gu Zi, it's only until now that Big Zhang found out that you're a donkey!"

"You're scolding!" See if I beat you up! " Gu Zi raised his arm to attack Zhu Dazhang, but was immediately chased away by Zhu Dazhang.

Zhu Dazhang looked at them as he ran, "Bones, you don't admit, do you? "I won't admit to it and see if I'm like a donkey or not. I'm two times bigger than others!"

A donkey's kidney was a donkey's kidney. A male donkey who was tied up in the countryside would first howl at the opposite sex before stretching it out to show off.

Gu Zi did not notice how astonishing his item was before, but Zhu Dazhang's words made him pay attention.

During that period of time, Gu Zi had looked over all of the thousands of boys who were bathing in the bathroom, but he really didn't find anyone bigger than himself.

It is not an exaggeration to say that the bones of men are two-thirds longer than those of strong men; they are at least half as strong.

Normally, a man's leg wouldn't be more than half a foot long, but from the looks of it, Tong Guzi's leg was at least half a foot long.

This was probably the reason why Yu Feiying, He Ye, Feng Yun, and the others liked Gu Zi. The problem was that until now, Gu Zi and the three women were still alright.

After Zhu Dazhang discovered the secret of Gu Zi, he had the nickname of donkey kidney, but it was too straightforward;

This meant that the eight stabs were quite frightening. It would be more beneficial for the battle if he could smooth it out.

411's roommate was too much of a hooligan! Who said it wasn't? But if a man is not a hooligan and his development is abnormal, then …

Sima Lin grabbed Chen Erpu's ears to threaten him, while Chen Erpu covered his ears to say "hi hai hai". He did not say a word, and could not even hit a fart with the stick.

Sima Lin released Chen Erpu, who was covering his hot ears to stare at him; Sima Lin's face suddenly flushed red, a blush that only women could have; Chen Erpu was determined to clarify about Sima Lin's situation.

It was obvious that relying on just one person's strength would not be enough to reach his goal. Chen Erpu planned to get He Ye to cooperate with him …