"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! dog, you bastard...what do you do by sitting on me? i...my other hand was also crushed by you...do you and Lin Feng That stinky kid colluded!"
Obviously it was Brother Pig who was standing on the sidelines, but he couldn't imagine that a dog more than three meters away would fall to his side. Moreover, the dog was still a sturdy man weighing two hundred jins. When he pressed down like this, he broke Brother Pig's other arm and fell to the ground and screamed.
As for the other servants, they all fell on their backs and turned their noses and faces swollen. But the Lin Feng they were about to deal with was unscathed. He tilted his toes and smiled and said silly words: "Oh! I didn't expect you guys to understand people's words... I told you to be careful The ground is slippery, so don’t worry... Obviously there is a lesson from that pig, you can fall down, you are also a real cow!"
While talking, Lin Feng gave the sturdy dog a thumbs up, and said, "That...who...oh! Call the dog! I know you must have seen that pig a long time ago. Right? Take advantage of this opportunity to deliberately fall down and give him a severe lesson. You are really quite smart!"
"You... Lin Feng, what nonsense, you stinky boy? I...how could I dare to teach Brother Pig...you **** don't slander me..."
The dog sitting on Brother Pig blushed and hurriedly denied it. He hurriedly helped Brother Pig, who had his arm broken by himself, and said, "Brother Pig, I...I was really I fell over without knowing what...I didn't mean to sit on you...Don't...Don't be instigated by Lin Feng's stinky boy..."
Snapped!
But the grumpy Pig, how could he listen to Dog's explanation, wave his broken arm, slap him with a slap, and shouted, "Damn! Dog, is it because of me last time? Did you deliberately retaliate against me about the kiss of your girl? Damn it! I take care of you like this in school, and you eat something inside and out..."
"Brother Pig, you... Would you rather believe in an outsider than in brother me? I admit that I was very upset when you kissed my girl last time, but that has passed..."
The more Gouzi explained, the more chaotic he became. The anxious Brother Pig lost face in front of so many people. Where could he listen to Gouzi's explanation. He only heard Gouzi say "very unhappy", so Hu immediately said again. He kicked his foot hard at the dog.
But the dog's figure is also very sturdy, and he hasn't been injured yet. He is really intolerable. The suffocation that has been called by Brother Pig for a long time erupted like a volcano at this moment, and he dodges Brother Pig's foot. He relentlessly punched Brother Pig in the face with a fist: "Fuck! I killed you pig head... You **** thought I was really your dog... Today I can't bear it. Yes! I'll kill you a pig!"
"Damn, the dog, are you really wrong? Even Zhu Haoguang dare to beat me? Brothers... give me..."
With a bang, Brother Pig was beaten with a nosebleed from the dog's fist, and he was even more angry, greeted the other servants to beat the dog. Suddenly, the scene in the cafeteria became extremely chaotic. Originally, Brother Pig brought a group of attendants to clean up Lin Feng, but now, this group of people are fighting each other.
With such a weird picture, everyone has forgotten that the person who was going to mock was Lin Feng. Seeing Brother Pig and Gouzi, they were so funny they were pulling each other into a ball, they couldn't help laughing. Up.
"Haha... I didn't expect Brother Pig to have today, look at... Brother Pig was beaten out by the dog with a fist..."
"And the **** just now, Brother Pig seems to have broken both arms now...Tsk...Is this still our No. 1 Lieutenant Colonel Bull Brother? Why is it so miserable...Haha..."
"I'm so ridiculous... By the way, didn't they come to fight Lin Feng? Why did you beat yourself?"
...
As the instigator of all these farces, Lin Feng calmly took the stunned fat man Zhang Zhen and said, "Let's go! Fatty, it's time to go back to the classroom."
"Ah? Madman, you... how do you know that the ground is slippery? I... let's take a detour... this piece of ground is... really evil..."
Being pulled by Lin Feng, Fatty Zhang Zhen refused to go to that "slip" place alive and well, staring at Lin Feng as he walked across the slippery ground like looking at something terrible.
"Let's go! Fat...it's okay...this ground, only bad students slip...we are good students! Haha..."
Seeing Lin Feng walked over calmly and didn't slip, the fat Zhang Zhen also walked over tentatively. There really was nothing wrong with him. He was happy in his heart. He caught up with Lin Feng and said with a smile, "Madman." , It seems that I am a good student too! Who the **** dare to say that he is a poor student in the future, I will be anxious with him... Haha...
In the cafeteria, no one paid any attention to how Lin Feng and Fatty Zhang really left safely. Everyone was noisy and watched the close fight between Brother Pig and his subordinates. They were so happy that they could not be spent! Especially many students who had been bullied by Brother Pig before, felt even more relieved in their hearts.
"Lin Feng...Huh? Where's Lin Feng?"
Qin Yanran among the crowd suddenly looked back and found that Lin Feng and Fatty Zhang Zhen had already left the canteen. Such a major crisis was so miraculously resolved by Lin Feng.
Qin Yanran looked at the ground where Brother Pig and the others had slipped, thoughtfully recalling the words Lin Feng had reminded them to slide carefully before, and wondered: "How does Lin Feng know that the ground is slippery? And... he seems to be very I'm sure that Zhu Haoguang and the others will fall..."
With this doubt in my heart, UU reading and Lin Feng bravely stood up to protect himself in the morning, and when he was late, he could recite the whole story of "Jing Ke Stabbing King of Qin". The school girl Qin Yanran suddenly discovered that Lin Feng Feng, a classmate who he hadn't paid attention to for more than three years, turned out to be so different, he didn't seem to be a poor student at all!
Amidst bursts of laughter, Brother Pig and the others bite into a ball. After finally extinguishing his anger, he finally realized that he and others had been tricked by Lin Feng. But when he wanted to turn his head to find Lin Feng to settle the account, he found that Lin Feng had already left. On the contrary, Brother Pig had to endure two broken hands and hurriedly asked a few brothers to send him to the hospital.
At this time, the classmates who were watching in the cafeteria suddenly realized. Why can Lin Feng be so confident? Why dare to taunt the school bully pig brother frequently? It turned out that it was not Lin Feng who died, but Lin Feng was really capable...
But what exactly does Lin Feng have? But no one can tell. If you have to name a skill, it is probably the four words "slide carefully" that makes Brother Pig and the others sound like a curse...
(End of this chapter) Urban super comprehension evildoe