Click!
As soon as the Xiao Ran's shoes were taken off, the smell quickly spread throughout the warehouse.
Even Lin Feng was not immune to this distance of five or six meters. He really wanted to die when he smelled this smell. Even if Lin Feng is a cultivator, he can't bear it anymore. He hurriedly closed all the pores of his body, and used the internal circulation of cultivation to stop breathing the polluted air in the warehouse.
"Fuck! Xiao Ran, you... Have you never washed your feet in your life? I'm going to throw up! I really want to throw up... Wow..."
Even Lin Feng, who was lying so far away, couldn't smell it anymore, and Yang Xiaofeng, who bit Xiao Ran's shoes with his mouth, vomited instantly.
"Isn't it? Yang Xiaofeng, it's really a pity that you don't become an actor. With a look of drama, although the smell of my young master's feet is a bit unpleasant, don't you be so exaggerated?"
Xiao Ran sniffed himself, and then said to Yang Xiaofeng who was vomiting, "Although it is a bit stinky, it should still be within the range that humans can bear! Besides, you are still a martial artist! Why is this bit of suffering? Can't stand it?"
"A little smelly? Xiao Ran, are you embarrassed to say it?"
Yang Xiaofeng, who had been vomiting for a long time, suffocated his breath and said, "Damn! Xiao Ran, why didn't you take off your shoes when those guys arrested us just now? With the smell of your foot, you can definitely They are fainted, believe it or not?"
"Come on! Hurry up, Yang Xiaofeng, don't talk nonsense, hurry up... the blade is in the shoe, you can quickly get the blade out, we can escape..." Xiao Ran flushed and hurriedly called.
"What? You want me... Have a mouth to get the blade out of your stinky shoes? Don't do it! Don't do it firmly! Even if you die, I won't do it..."
Hearing this, Yang Xiaofeng really had the heart to die. It was only a slight touch just now, and the odor had already made him vomit, and now he was still facing Xiao Ran’s stinky shoes. To grab the blade, this is simply the most terrible torture in the world.
"Don't do it? Yang Xiaofeng, there is no time, hurry! Where are my feet so smelly? Besides, even if it is really smelly, it should dissipate a little now..." Xiao Ran urged.
"Yeah! It's really dissipated a lot, Xiao Ran, look around... over there, here... these warriors were originally in a coma, do you know why they wake up now?" Yang Xiaofengnu Nuzui said.
"Huh? Why did they all wake up suddenly?" Xiao Ran asked strangely.
"Is this Nima still asking? Of course it was all awakened by your feet!"
Yang Xiaofeng had just finished saying this, a martial artist approaching them, but suddenly drooped his head and passed out.
Even, one or two of the warriors who hadn't blocked their mouths exhaled and shouted, "This athlete's breath is poisonous..." before fainting.
"Did you see it? Xiao Ran, after they were awakened by you, they passed out again. Look, how smelly your feet are?"
Yang Xiaofeng cried with a face, "Even if I die today in the hands of a member of the Great Holy Gang, I will never grab your stinky shoes."
"Hey! Xiaofeng, it seems that my feet are indeed a bit stinky. But, it's about our lives now! Just be wronged! Go...take the blade out of my shoes? Otherwise, we Both have to finish playing!"
"Don't go! Resolutely don't go..."
"Please, Xiaofeng, aren't we two good friends? Such good friends, do you still mind my bad feet?"
"If you knew your feet were so stinky, who the **** would be a good friend with you?" Yang Xiaofeng was about to cry.
"Just once! It's a matter of life and death! We are only sixteen or seventeen years old, how can we die here? Don't you say that you have always wanted to go to your school? If you die Come, think about it, that school flower is someone else's." Xiao Ran quickly lobbied Yang Xiaofeng from another aspect.
"This...yes! I'm still a virgin! I just died like that, what...what a pity!"
...
Finally, under Xiao Ran’s eloquence, Yang Xiaofeng was finally forced to accept this strange setting, finally moved to the side of Xiao Ran’s stinky shoes, and then took a deep breath, suffocated his stomach, and frowned, and fell on his stomach. , His mouth fumbled in Xiao Ran's shoes.
"I'll take it! This kid named Yang Xiaofeng is really hard! Not bad! This kid! Changed my view of the second generation ancestor, can bend and stretch, and even put down such stinky shoes. What can't be done? What about it? It has a future!"
Lin Feng, who was watching silently, couldn't help but give Yang Xiaofeng a thumbs up, but I don’t know why, watching Yang Xiaofeng lying in Xiao Ran’s shoes and constantly exploring the blade, Lin Feng’s heart is a big letter. Distressed!
"Have you found it? Xiaofeng, hurry up, we have to hurry up." Xiao Ran was aside, looking anxious, and urged.
"Huh! I found it... Xiao Ran, really... Please, next time you come out with me, can you wash your feet? No... Is it rubbing your feet hard? I'm really fainted by the smell. It has passed, and fortunately, my willpower is strong! Others' willpower is used in very brave places. As a result...my willpower is all to resist your foot odor..." Yang Xiaofeng took the blade very hard After pulling out of Xiao Ran's shoes, he was relieved and complained with aggrieved expression.
"Got it! Got it... Now, hurry up and grind my rope away with the blade in your mouth?" Xiao Ran smiled and said, "It's a big deal, when I go back, I will give my dad to the one A limited edition football signed by the star for you?"
"It's settled! No regrets."
With that said, Yang Xiaofeng picked up the blade again, and grind it with great difficulty for dozens of times before breaking Xiao Ran's rope.
"Haha! Now, we are free."
As soon as Xiao Ran got rid of it, he immediately untied the rope from Yang Xiaofeng, and then walked to Lin Feng triumphantly, and said with a smile: "How is it? Didn't you look so tugged just now? Why are we not qualified? Know your origin? Do you still want to be close to us? Tsk tsk... Why are you still **** like a bull? Look at us, rely on your own wisdom and... Yes! Willpower! You can calmly get out of trouble Freedom..."
"Are you envious of us? Tsk tsk! Are you regretting it? If you just treated us a little better, maybe we will be kind and help you untie it now! Haha..." Yang Xiaofeng also Wiping his mouth, he smiled triumphantly in front of Lin Feng.
For 16 or 17-year-olds like Xiao Ran and Yang Xiaofeng, naturally arrogant and self-righteous are indispensable. Just as they were untied, the two walked up to Lin Feng, wanting to show off fiercely.
But Lin Feng couldn't help but feel happy when he heard these words from the two of them, and smiled: "Oh? Congratulations! But, do you think...you are now qualified to be in front of me? I just didn't want to See youBelieve it or not, I am now..."
"How are you now? You are just an acquired second-tier warrior. You are still tied to death. You want to teach us? Haha...Don't brag. If we don't teach you, you should be thankful. You still want to teach you. we?"
Yang Xiaofeng and Xiao Ran didn't think Lin Feng was threatening or terrifying at all, but when they were proud, Lin Feng smiled badly, and then yelled, "Come here! Come here!" Ah! It's not good... Come on! Someone wants to run away! Come on! It's not good... Come on..."
(Ps: The fifth edition of the extended version is sent! It is a plus of 3000 comments! Although the activity is 2911 so far, less than 3000, but Huo has read every book review of yours! Very much! Moved, very excited, for a long time, I haven't interacted with the readers like this, and I have been fighting together.
I ignored the interaction with everyone, which also caused my personal codeword slackness and procrastination! I think back then, I was a man of action who kept the bottom of five shifts a day, and broke thirty shifts a day from time to time! My nature!
I've been suppressed for too long, so...Whether you can awaken the code word crazy in Brother Huo this month, it's up to everyone, the speed is dispatched, the Wutong army water book review, water is out of the world! Shui Chuhuo has a lot of updates... It’s almost twelve o’clock, the new week, the activity level will be cleared to zero, but I believe that everyone will quickly reach 1000 and break through 3000... Strive for the first activity book review Name go! )
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