Yan Mengmeng looked at the crystal ball where Yan Ge and Chen Tongtong stood shoulder to shoulder, and sighed. He picked up the phone, "Xuanxuan, come over here for a while."
Very quickly, Xuanxuan knocked on the door and walked in. Looking at Yan Mengmeng's serious face, she carefully asked, "Your Highness, is there a problem? Did Clan Elder Sikong make his move on Yan Ge? "
"I don't know the reason, but Elder Sikong actually saved Yan Ge once before Adorable Cat took action. Now, it can be seen that Elder Sikong was only sent by royal father to scout the situation, and did not have any ill intentions, but look, a new problem has come up. The heavens are playing with me, the Prince Consort and this policewoman have gotten close to each other again, sigh!"
"Oh? How could this be? " Xuanxuan also frowned, she stared at Chen Tongtong who was on the crystal ball and started to look.
"Your Highness, does that mean you have another love rival? This Prince Consort was too flowery! "Humph!" Xuanxuan's heart ached for Yan Mengmeng, and he started to glare angrily at Yan Ge and Chen Tongtong who were inside the crystal ball.
"Don't say it like that, Xuanxuan, as a man, the red flag at home won't fall, while the colorful flag will fly, there's nothing that can be done in this universe, that's fine, but I think that girl is also not bad, and being a sister is also pretty good, at least she's better than the women he randomly knows. Xuanxuan, let's pass the system's quest …" Yan Mengmeng spoke calmly, her expression not showing any ripples at all.
"Your Highness, isn't this conniving at the throne too much? "In this wilderness, a man and a woman alone spent the night together only to meet fire and dry firewood. With the stimulation of love, perhaps Prince Consort …" Xuanxuan rose up from the ground and started to speak on Yan Mengmeng's behalf.
"Listen to me, give me the system quest …" Yan Mengmeng looked at her and laughed. "Go, it's okay, don't tell me you forgot that Prince Consort Ma is currently cultivating the Ritual of the Void, and couldn't do that kind of thing within a year …"
"Alright then …" Xuanxuan pouted and left.
Ding dong
The Host received a new side quest, in a year's time, it subdued Chen Tongtong.
Damn, why is he losing his ability to act like a virgin again!? Couldn't he change it to something else?! Master System, come out!
Yan Ge said with a face full of black lines.
Speak, what is it?
Can you change the penalty if that quest fails?
Yan Ge's face was full of smiles again, and turned into a flattering look.
Damn, of course I can't. The system automatically generated it and the signal here isn't stable. That's it!
The System's voice disappeared into the void once again.
"F * ck, you want to play this game again?!" What the hell … Broken Trees... The branches are so sturdy! " He shouted into the void.
Seeing that Chen Tongtong was looking at him with suspicion, he quickly waved her hands and shook the branch in her hand.
"You big guys, you're not allowed to be lazy!" Seeing that he could actually say such a thin and sturdy tree branch, Chen Tongtong warned him with a serious expression.
"Of course not, don't worry!" Yan Ge used his finger to point at the large pile of dried branches beside him, and revealed a naughty smile again.
Seeing Chen Tongtong turn around and pick up the branches with half bent body, he took a careful look at her round and perky butt.
Tsk tsk, so round and alluring. Tsk tsk, so smooth!
"Tsk tsk!" He was not paying attention, but he was sighing with emotion.
Chen Tongtong frowned, and turned around just in time to see Yan Ge's lustful eyes staring straight at his buttocks. She immediately flew into a rage, stood straight, and turned to shout at him, "What are you looking at! And I'll dig out your eyes! "
"Don't move! "There's a bug crawling on your ass …" Seeing Chen Tongtong like that, Yan Ge quickly changed his expression, his face becoming serious and serious.
"You, if you keep spouting nonsense, I'll skin you alive!" Hearing Yan Ge's words, Chen Tongtong roared at him while turning her head to look.
What she saw was … "Ah!" A white fluffy caterpillar with countless legs was crawling on top of her pants, just where her buttocks was.
"Heh heh, Tongtong, look, is that true? Sigh, you misunderstood me again! " As Yan Ge spoke, he shook his head and charged into the distance.
"Stop, come back here!" Seeing that he was about to leave, Chen Tongtong shouted, but quickly realized something, and her voice became softer, "Yan Ge, quickly come over and help me beat him down, I'm afraid this fluffy thing …"
"But, I don't dare to touch that spot!" Yan Ge swallowed his saliva, and then waved his hand.
Hurry up! "AHH!" "So disgusting!" "Chen Tongtong yelled again. The caterpillar was still climbing up. By now, her beautiful face had already turned pale. She raised her hands and screamed.
"Alright, alright then!" Yan Ge's face was filled with unwillingness, but he was secretly delighted in his heart.
He walked over and used her hand to pat the caterpillar's side. Chen Tongtong screamed again, her face red from embarrassment, but the caterpillar did not jump down.
"This caterpillar is too perverted, it must be a male. Don't move!" Yan Ge used a bit more strength to pat its butt and the caterpillar fell onto the ground.
Tsk tsk, this feeling is quite good. So flexible, so strong! After Yan Ge finished patting, his hand lightly touched the seat of his butt.
Chen Tongtong's body trembled once more. She felt the touch of Yan Ge's hand, but didn't move her body to dodge it.
"Did the insect fall down?" Her voice was shaky.
"It dropped, it dropped! Are you a police officer or not? Why are you afraid of a caterpillar?" Yan Ge unwillingly shifted his gaze away from Chen Tongtong's butt and swallowed his saliva.
Hearing that the caterpillar had fallen to the ground, Chen Tongtong let out a long breath, and stared with her almond eyes. "Stay away from me!" Heh heh, alright then. If there are more bugs crawling on my body, don't call me! " Yan Ge shrugged, spread out his hands, and turned to leave.
The sky quickly darkened, and the two of them had already picked up a lot of dry branches, a total of four bundles. Before the sun set, the two of them had already returned to the cave.
Yan Ge touched his body but didn't bring a lighter. Looking at Chen Tongtong who was sitting on a big rock and wiping her sweat, he asked. "I say, beauty, do you have a lighter?
"No lighter?" Chen Tongtong's face darkened.
"You chased me so much that I got beaten up, and now smoke and fire are falling out …"
"Then what should we do?" Seeing how the surroundings were getting darker and darker, and the distant sounds that sounded like the howls of wolves, she couldn't help but shiver.
"If there's no fire in the forest, we'll make those wolves and leopards eat to the point where their bones won't even be left. If I'm eaten, then so be it. Ai, what a pity you're such a beauty …" Looking at Chen Tongtong's frightened expression, Yan Ge laughed to himself in his heart.
"Drill wood for the fire, light the fire!" Chen Tongtong pointed the gun at his head.
"Beauty, I understand. I will do it immediately! "Can you not be so violent …"
"Cut the crap!" "Hurry up!"
Under Chen Tongtong's watchful eyes, Yan Ge started to get busy. He squatted on the ground with his butt out and started to sweat profusely.
"Beautiful girl, can I take a break? My hands are going to cramp up …"
"No way!" Chen Tongtong once again pushed the spear against his head.
Damn, why does this Chen Tongtong look like Su Rui?
Yan Ge's face was covered with black lines, and he started to speed up the process again. However, those two logs still did not make any movements, not even a single smoke came out.
"Beauty, is the ancient drilling wood for fire really true? Is it just a legend? "
"Cut the crap, crawl!"
"Okay, okay …"
An hour passed, but there were still no changes to the two pieces of wood.
Yan Ge laid on the bed made of tree branches, facing the sky, sprawled out, and gasped for air.
"Get up!" Chen Tongtong used her foot to kick Yan Ge's butt hard.
"No way!" Yan Ge grimaced in pain and changed his position.
"If you don't get up, I'll shoot you down!" Chen Tongtong kicked his butt again.
"Whatever you want! So what if it breaks? I won't be able to get up anyways! " Yan Ge pursed his lips, changed his lying posture, and put both of his hands behind his head.
"You …"
Seeing that Yan Ge was not afraid of being boiled, Chen Tongtong helplessly sat down. She licked her lips, didn't drink water for the whole afternoon, and adding on the work, her body and mind were exhausted, her lips were already dry.
"Yan Ge, is there any other way …" Her attitude softened.
"I do have a way, but my butt is in so much pain right now that I probably can't stand up …" "Aiya …" Yan Ge moaned exaggeratedly. His voice travelled very far and caused a few howls from wolves from far away.
Chen Tongtong couldn't help but shiver, and her face instantly became pale again.
At this moment, the sky outside was completely dark. Under the moonlight, the fog outside the cave seemed so eerie and scary.
With a "Pula la" sound, a large bird suddenly flew out from within the darkness of the cave. It frightened Chen Tongtong so much that she threw herself onto Yan Ge's body, hugging him tightly with both of her hands, "I'm so scared!"
Damn, I'm really strong! Tsk tsk, so sexy!
Yan Ge said complacently as he patted her back, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Beauty, I will protect you!"
Hearing his words, Chen Tongtong seemed to have realized something, and her face flushed red again. Her hands pushed Yan Ge's body out of the way again as her hands hugged her knees while his body shivered.
Seeing her lovable look, Yan Ge's heart softened, "Don't worry, beautiful woman. Even if wolves came, they would still eat me first. Wait a moment, I'll think of a way to light the fire …"
Yan Ge stood up and walked towards the entrance of the cave. With a 'shua' sound, the black cat jumped into his embrace again.
He gently caressed the black cat's back and connected with the black cat in his mind. "Blackie, you saw it too. I want to get a hold of this beauty. Can you go back up there and find a lighter for me …"
The black cat understood and mewled at him before jumping out again and disappearing into the darkness.