Chapter 893 An Unfortunate Day To Have Eyes

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Chapter 893 An Unfortunate Day To Have Eyes

The two's eyes widened in shock with Lucifer tensing her body and squeezing really tightly onto Lith's shaft lodged inside her.

Lith, although crushed—metaphorically—at the bottom, shouted because of the shock from the meme he had just seen with Lucifer.

The meme the two were looking at was of a man having a seizure and the caption went:

-When she sucks the kidney stones out of my meat and slurps on them like jawbreakers-

The atrocity the two had just stumbled upon was terrifying and made them stumped.

"I swear... I swear if I find a single couple doing this..." Lucifer said with a really annoyed tone.

"I'd rather not breathe the same air as them, let alone find them..." Lith replied with a creeped out tone.

Lucifer clicked her tongue and said, "How can someone even come up with this? How is this even relatable?"

"There are so many people in this world, aunt. There's bound to be some really down bad people." Lith answered. "Anyway, check the comments on this..."

Lucifer narrowed her eyes and turning to look at Lith, asked, "Are you sure? Do you think this isn't disgusting enough?"

Lith shrugged and said, "Who knows? Maybe we'll have a good laugh, maybe we'll throw the phone, it's a gamble I'm willing to take."

Lucifer shook her head and said, "I don't have a good feeling about it, but alright."

The two concentrated on the phone once again and went to check the comments.

The first few comments were fine and normal, but right then, they saw a comment from a lady that made them completely speechless and stupefied.

The comment went:

-I wanna peg my man so hard that I wanna gape his asshole wide enough to toss some candies into it. Then, I wanna play fetch and like a good kitty, dig out the sweet candies covered in his dookie and munch on them.-

Lith and Lucifer's timbers were shivered, they were absolutely mortified at the comment they had just read and didn't know how to even respond to it.

The two put the phone down and contemplated life together, wondering why they possessed the ability to read.

"What an unfortunate day to have eyes..." Lith muttered after a while.

"Not everybody deserves internet access." Lucifer added to it.

Lith's body shook just thinking about it and he said, "Let's just stick to watching cute animal videos."

"Tru." Lucifer replied. "I'll really go on a rampage if I see one more cursed meme. Though... the idea of stuffing candies and digging them—"

"No, shit! Don't even dare to think about it!" Lith unconsciously clenched his butt and yelled out.

Lucifer looked at him with a dumbfounded gaze and after a few seconds of staring, began giggling.

"You can stuff some candies in me if you want to, was what I was trying to say."

Lith shook his idea. "At the moment that doesn't seem like a good idea."

Lucifer shrugged and didn't say anything further on this topic.

The two continued to surf the internet, watching cute videos of animals and having a slow anal session.

They eventually switched to laying on their sides and Lith hugged Lucifer from the front.

It was Ruth and Roxy who first went at it. Rosy was a bit more mature than the two and patient, hence she sat beside Lucifer and waited for her turn.

As Roxy and Ruth latched onto Lucifer's breasts and suckled on it, Lucifer closed her eyes and tried to bask in the tender moment between a mother and her child.

However, not even a second into it, Roxy and Ruth both let go of her breasts and looked at her.

'Hm?' Lucifer opened her eyes and turned to look at them, wondering why they stopped.

Roxy pointed at Lucifer's breast and said, "Mom, there's no milk."

"What?" Lucifer reacted as if she didn't just hear what Roxy said.

Ruth used both of her small hands and holding Lucifer's breasts, gently pressed on it and said sadly, "Mumma, no milk."

'!!??!' Lucifer had a momentary panic when this happened and her thoughts accelerated at full speed, wondering how this happened.

In just an instant, she realized the reason and had a vein pop on her forehead.

'THAT BITCH!!' Lucifer seriously wanted to curse out loud and whoop the ass of the culprit, but held herself back from doing so because she was with her daughters.

'HOW CAN HE FINISH ALL THE MILK, LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK!??!'

Lucifer's thoughts were accelerated and the curses too were fast. Not even a second had passed in real life and she had already cursed enough to make someone's nine generations of ancestors cry.

Putting out an awkward smile and while still being super annoyed, Lucifer said in a low tone, "Mommy's a bit exhausted and maybe that's the reason. Waito."

Lucifer took out a potion from out of nowhere and drank it. In no time, her nipples twitched slightly and streams of milk gushed out.

"Hurry, don't waste it." Lucifer said and made Roxy and Ruth get back in business.

As the two began having milk, Lucifer caressed their hair and thought to herself, 'The next time I see you Lith... The next time I see you... I swear... I swear that...'

.....

Royal Castle, Nightingale.

"Achoo!"

Lith sneezed and rubbed his head while also simultaneously rubbing his butt.

"I think someone's plotting my death." Lith, completely unfazed, said.

"Someone indeed is."

"I know righ— Wait, who!?" Lith was startled and immediately turned to the source of the sound.

What he ended up looking at was a pitch black figure standing by a pillar, their eyes shining with a murderous purple glint.

"BHOUUUUUU!" Ren was startled by the figure and hissed at it while using Lith as a cover.

Meanwhile, Lith himself was startled and thought, 'FUCK, I REALLY AM GONNA DIEEEE—'

The figure vanished from their spot and the next thing Lith knew, something held his ankle and yoinked him in the air.

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"WOOOOOOO!"