Chapter 964 964: The First Customers

Chapter 964 964: The First Customers

"Uh... I did turn the open sign around, right?"

"You did."

"So...

...why is no one coming in!?"

A day after the restaurant's oddly random encounter with the drunkards, Liza, Esme, and Miss Pepondosovich were currently outside, carrying bright smiles on their faces at everyone who was passing by their luxurious establishment. They have officially opened up the restaurant a few hours ago...

...and yet not even a single person entered or even decided to inquire.

There are a lot of people looking and glancing, but they ultimately just pass by them.

"I... I knew it..." Liza could not help but clasp her head as she looked inside the restaurant, "...The place looks too expensive."

"Those drunks from the other day did not seem to think so," Miss Pepondosovich let out a small chuckle as she looked at Liza — no, with the difference between their height, and with Liza beside her, Miss Pepondosovich could not really see Liza's face as it was blocked by her two humongous melons,

"Those things are more trouble than they're worth."

"What is...?" Liza slightly leaned forward to see where Miss Pepondosovich was looking, "Oh... they're not that large."

"Trust me, even the gods would disagree," Miss Pepondosovich scoffed, "Those aren't just large, they are massive — how does your back not even hurt? And those things should be soggy by now!"

"...I've always used my wind abilities to instinctively keep them afloat," Liza shrugged, "That's why I always wear baggy clothes."

"Why are we talking about Miss Liza's breasts?" Esme, who had just been quietly standing there with them like a guard, finally joined in on the conversation as she saw Liza once again grabbing her extremely large breasts, "Perhaps we should talk about Miss Pepondosovich's breasts once in a while? But then...

...I suppose there is nothing to talk about."

"Riri! We have customers!"

"Hm...?" Riley immediately stopped playing the piano as he leaned to the side to look at the couple entering the restaurant. And as soon as he saw them, he let out a tiny sigh and just kept on playing.

"...Riri? Are you not going to welcome them?" Miss Pepondosovich squinted her eyes.

"I am," Riley whispered, "But they are not customers, Miss Pepondosovich."

"Huh...? What do you—"

"I guess you know why we are here, then?" And to Miss Pepondosovich and the others' disappointment, the couple approached Riley while waving a badge, "We're assuming you're the owner of this establishment?"

"Yes," Riley nodded while he continued to play.

"Wait, Zero! Don't answer their questions!" Liza quickly walked in front of the two strangers and blocked their path, "They entered the establishment with the intent to interrogate without introducing themselves as cops!"

"It is fine, Miss Liza," Riley said, "Please, escort them to their tables and give them something to drink."

"But Zero..." Liza glanced at Riley before glaring at the two strangers, "...You two are lucky that Zero's kind."

"Thank you," the woman nodded as she followed Liza to their table, "We just have a few questions and we will be on our way."

"I will join the two of you shortly," Riley nodded as he continued to play.

"We... don't really need any drinks."

"Please," Riley then stood up and finally stepped off the stage; the piano, however, still continued to play, "I insist — you may not be customers, but you are still our first guests. So...

...what can I do for you?"