Chapter 70

70 HAVING A SEXY ASS IS A SIN?

Bai Lang had indeed recorded the sins that eventually brought him to this world, and the so-called sins were ridiculous to Bai Chen.

Bai Lang said that he sinned when he couldn’t find a job right away after graduation.

Bai Lang said that he sinned because he borrowed his sister’s money.

And Bai Lang also said that he sinned because he wanted to have sex with his girlfriend.

From the start, Bai Chen thought that the so-called sin was just an excuse made by the cunning little wolf to drag him into this world. The white wolf couldn’t find a better reason, so it used that kind of thing as an excuse to punish the poor human.

That was ridiculous, but Bai Chen chose not to argue and just carried out his missions in this new world. After all, he got his reward in the form of a second chance at life.

But, was it also a sin to have such a sexy ass? He was indeed born with that perky and round butt, and even his mother in his previous life used to say that his butt was sexier than girls.

Bai Chen didn’t know if his mother was trying to mock him or what, but he never really paid attention to his butt even if some people did pay attention to it in his past life.

He was just starting to think about how tempting his butt was when Zhu Ge dared to grope his butt in the open space and broad daylight. They weren’t inside the pavilion, and they were still in the stable because that man said that Bai Chen needed to learn how to ride a horse.

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They weren’t even the only ones in the stable, but the man in red dared to assault him. Bai Chen could act as the sandpiper, the horse probably was the clam, and Zhu Ge was the fisherman. Now he could use a sandpiper and a clam fighting each other[1] to describe the situation.

Bai Chen had just shouted after he felt his ass being groped by that shameless man, and the horse was even startled by his loud voice. The brown stallion was scared by the loud noise, and it finally raised its front legs even though Ma Qiao was holding the reins.

The scene was the same as the videos he used to watch in his previous life, and Bai Chen shrieked frantically.

Bai Chen was just trying to get on his horse before Zhu Ge suddenly groped his butt, and he almost fell to the ground due to the sudden movement of the horse. He had prepared himself for the collision between his back and the hard ground, but even after he closed his eyes tightly, he still didn’t feel a hard crash. Instead, he felt a familiar warmth before he finally opened his eyes again.

He was stunned when he realized that he was in Zhu Ge’s arms now. He almost fell to the ground, but the black-haired man managed to catch him, and his body was now in the man’s arms. No wonder he felt warmth all over his body.

Surprisingly, he felt that he saw a hint of concern in Zhu Ge’s pair of brown eyes, and it was a new sight because those brown eyes were usually cold and empty.

Now when he suddenly saw the unfamiliar gaze of the man, Bai Chen couldn’t take his eyes off the man, and it felt like there was a magnetic force holding his eyes on the pair of brown balls.

“Are you all right, Your Highness?”

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Bai Chen almost forgot to blink his eyes, but then he regained his composure when he heard Ma Qiao’s voice. Turning his gaze to the side, he could see Ma Qiao’s body and hands were shaking as he tried to hold the reins of the stallion.

Right, Bai Chen just remembered that Pengyou almost jumped in surprise earlier, and that was because he suddenly shouted at Zhu Ge. The reason behind his sudden scream was Zhu Ge groping his butt, and now he didn’t even know who to blame. Should he blame his butt or Zhu Ge?

Freeing himself from Zhu Ge’s embrace, the Prince then took a deep breath to calm himself down. His heart was still pounding, but he was sure that it was just because he almost fell earlier.

“I didn’t mean to grope your ass,” Zhu Ge suddenly came back with an explanation. “I just wanted to help you get on the horse, and that’s the easiest way to do it. Why were you screaming all of a sudden? You’re still lucky that you weren’t hurt.”

Hearing the scolding from Zhu Ge, Bai Chen fell silent. He thought that he should be the one who had the right to be angry because the man dared to touch his precious ass, but the man rebuked him instead.

It was unbelievable, and Bai Chen looked at the man in disbelief. “You did tell me you were going to support me, but you didn’t tell me you were going to grope my ass! You should have told me about it so I wouldn’t scream!”

The two youths shamelessly argued about the ass, and the old man Ma Qiao looked awkward when he heard the dispute. Even Pengyou regained its composure while acting as a spectator in front of the two youths.

Zhu Ge did blame Bai Chen, but after hearing Bai Chen’s argument, he suddenly sighed before replying, “Alright, it’s all my fault, and now I’m going to tell you that I will help you ride the horse by groping your ass. Are you happy now?”

Bai Chen was silent. Even after admitting that he was wrong, instead of directly apologizing, Zhu Ge still dared to say that he would grope his ass again. The man was shameless, and Bai Chen could only shake his head.

“Do you think I would let you grope my ass again? It’s only in your dreams!” Bai Chen replied coldly, and Ma Qiao looked even more awkward.

‘When will these two stops talk about ass? Didn’t they consider this old man’s presence here? Now I miss my wife and her sexy ass too,’ Ma Qiao complained inwardly as he shook his head.

It seemed that Bai Chen’s decision was final, and Zhu Ge didn’t immediately refute it as he furrowed his brows, seemingly in deep thought. “Okay,” he finally answered. “If you don’t want me to grope your ass anymore, then I’ll take your hand so you can ride the horse.”

Bai Chen thought that Zhu Ge had finally given him a serious idea, but he frowned at the man because he couldn’t understand the man’s words. “What do you mean you’re going to take my hand to help me get on the horse?” He asked.

Zhu Ge didn’t answer his question verbally, and instead, he immediately put his left foot into the left stirrup before pulling his body up to ride the horse. Bai Chen’s mouth fell open when he saw how easy the man was when he rode the tall horse, but then he quickly covered his mouth when he saw the man reach out toward him.

“Hold my hand, and I’ll help you ride the horse. This way, I won’t have to grope your ass,” Zhu Ge spoke from the horseback, and for some reason, the man looked more attractive than usual.

Zhu Ge’s posture was perfect before he mounted his horse, and when he was on the horse, Bai Chen didn’t know a word to describe the perfect scene.

In his previous life, Bai Chen had a younger sister who often asked him to read fairy tales for her, and one of them was the story about the Prince and the white horse. Even if Zhu Ge was not a Prince, and Pengyou was not a white horse, Bai Chen somehow felt that the description in the children’s book suited Zhu Ge.

If his sister was there with him, perhaps he could tell his sister that the Prince in the book would look like Zhu Ge. Maybe his little sister would fall in love with that guy, and that guy would become his brother-in-law later.

Bai Chen was mesmerized by Zhu Ge’s gaze, and without realizing it, he had already raised his hand and placed it in Zhu Ge’s palm. The next thing he could feel was Zhu Ge pulling his hand with one hand, and the other hand grabbing his waist. In the blink of an eye, Bai Chen was already on top of Pengyou’s back with Zhu Ge sitting behind him.

‘Shit! What kind of position is it? Am I a Princess instead of a Prince?’ Bai Chen screamed inwardly when he realized the situation.

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Footnote:

[1] A sandpiper and a clam fighting each other: from a Chinese proverb meaning the sandpiper is too busy fighting a clam to notice the wily fisherman who snares them both. It means taking advantage of a situation when other people are too distracted with their own business.