CH 32

Chapter 32: Even Though These Guys Are Like This, They Have The Highest Deviation Score In The Country. It's Stupid, Right?

TL: Akabane

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Milan came to our table after the concert. She had changed from her idol-like clothes into a really flirty outfit of mini pleats and a navel-baring tank top.

"Hey there! How was my show? Wasn't it fun? Hahaha! I can get that many people involved, so don't call me a virgin anymore! Ahaha! Hahahaha!"

Milan has a very confident smile on her face. But according to Ayashiro-sensei, the idealism that allows her to accept everyone as a fan is a gesture like a virgin dating a b*tch, so Milan remains a virgin after all. But Ayashiro is a sensible woman.

"Right. You should call yourself a non-virgin woman (I didn't say she lost virginity) from now on. That's how nice the show was. It was a great way to kick off the launch."

"Hmmm! I know, right! I'm a non-virgin woman! Hahaha! Hahaha!"

Virgin women are a mystery, but non-virgin women are even more of a mystery. What would make a woman lose her virginity? It's very interesting.

"Well, now that we're all here, let's get started! Everyone grab a glass!

"""Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!"""

I stand up and raise my glass of shandy-gaff. Ayashiro raises his glass of wine, Yuzuriha raises hers of shochu, and Milan raises her glass of straight gin.

"Good job, Milan! Congratulations! Kanpaaaaaaaiiii!!!!"

"""Kanpaaaaaiii!!!!"""

We all toasted and each of us drank it all in one go.

""""Hoooooooo!!!!! Yeeeeaaahhh!!!""""

This is a club. No one bothers us, the DJ's blast away all the hustle and bustle. We high-fived each other and drank the various drinks on the table, one after the other. Alcohol has shown us a wonderful paradise for a moment.

***We all have alcohol in us! Our characters are broken! Hahahaha!***

"That face of Hagiri's was awesome! I could drink 3 shots of tequila just from that face! Tequila!"

"Yeah, right! I could drink tequila just thinking about his face!"

I and Milan strike an impish pose, flicking a 500-yen coin with their thumbs and handing it to the staff. The staff then also coolly caught the 500 yen coin and immediately offered us two shots of tequila. Milan and I crossed our arms and let each other drink from the glass in our hands. The pleasant burning sensation in my throat feels so good!

"Ayashiro! I want to do that too!"

"I love it! But I want that one! I want to do that one!"

"Kyaaaahhh! I'll do it! One tequila!"

Yuzuriha asked for a shot glass of tequila, which Ayashiro put between her cleavage and sipped from it.

"Hyahahaha! Idiot!!! Seriously, an idiot! Hyahahaha!!!!"

I take a video of it with my phone. When I get to the bare minimum, I swear I'm going to play with her!

"You're a math major, you're seriously stupid! I want to choo-choo with you too!!!!"

Milan takes a turn with Ayashiro, chugging tequila from a glass in Yuzuriha's cleavage. That doesn't make you smell like a virgin!

"Already both of you! Are you babies! I mean, I can't drink like that! Hahaha! Hahaha!"

Tequila is the best drink! Tequila! Tequila! Tequila!

***You're all in tequila! Tequila!***

Milan was teaching Yuzuriha how to dance. Me and Ayashiro are belly dancing next to her.

"Okay? The center of gravity should be low."

"How much is that exactly? Please answer with a strict definition! Everything in this world can be properly converted into numbers!"

The two of them are saying something to each other while keeping their center of gravity low. It was stupid talk anyway. Me and Ayashiro belly dance even more belly dancing.

"There it is! It's science harassment! Whoo! So it's that! That thing! It's a feeling! It's a low feeling!"

"Low feelings.... Hahahaha...I'm...I'm just too much of a bum to even be a princess of dad...hahaha, hahahaha!"

Yuzuriha gave a shady drawl, and then immediately smiled a high smile. Me and Ayashiro switched from belly dancing to headbands.

"That's shady! Not the low one! The dark one! Hyahaha! Okay! Your waist should be like this, like this, like this! You've got to be conscious of the curve of your hips like sin,cos, and you've got to make them look attractive!"

"Ah! You took my math stuff! Please don't take my character! If you take math away from me, all you'll have left is pi! 3,1415P! 3,1415P!"

"You should be more relaxed about that, 3p!

Finally, Yuzuriha seems to have figured out how to swing her hips, and the two of them dance sexily, shaking their hips to the rhythm. Yuzuriha's tits were shaking as well. By the way, what kind of play is 3,1415p? Who are the decimal points? Me and Ayashiro danced a hip-hop belly dance in the style of ballroom dancing. The world is in turmoil!

***It's nice to get drunk and make the world go round and round!***

Ayashiro got a fan from somewhere and was dancing solo at the standing platform where only girls are allowed to stand. The guys were swarming around her, but club rules state that if you shake it, you're out, so everyone just danced nearby without touching it.

"Let's have the bubble again! Let's hand out a fan to each citizen and do the bubble fan dance! Bodycon! Shoulder pat suits and shabu-shabu! Woolly worms! Skiing, DJ, nostalgia melodies please!

It was like the Ayashiro Zone. It was as if there was a nostalgic bubble-like Japanese landscape there. He likes the dark fashions of the modern era, but he loves the Showa era? She is a real mystery. I thought that I would like to know more about her soon.

***Let's go to the usual story!***

It was around three o'clock in the evening. We were back at the table enjoying our drinks. I was loving the time to reflect on the stupid things we had done earlier.

"I feel like I've been a jovial person for the first time in my life! It was so much fun!"

"Yes, it was. That was fun. Yuzuriha has grown up. You are my disciple. I praise you."

Ayashiro hugged Yuzuriha to her chest and nudged her.

"Come to think of it, Milan, don't you often get approached by guys in class?"

"Ah. Yeah, I do. I get that a lot. It bothers me, doesn't it? Haha. I take my classes pretty seriously, so they're just in my way. The girls tend to stare at me because of them. Hahahaha....no, it's rather embarrassing..."

Milan's face turns slightly gloomy. Ayashiro puts on a really evil-looking smile while looking at such a face.

"Here's a product for you like that! Kanahisa Tokiwa! The Mafia, ohohoho!"

Ayashiro barks like a cute lion. And me, with an alarm sound in my chest.

"Milan! Sit on Tokiwa's lap right now! And then twist your arms around that guy's neck! Right now!"

"Uh-huh! Okay, okay. Excuse me...!"

Milan fearfully sits on my lap and twists her arms around my neck. The feel of her ass in my lap and her breasts touching me feels soft and nice.

"Nice! How's that Yuzuriha? Doesn't it feel good!"

"Oh this is nice! It's so gooood, like a loner outlaw and bunny who won big in Vegas! It's so gooood!

My attributes are going to be all over the place. 

"Milan! Come on, come on! Make a naughty face! Come on, come on! Actor's spirit! Let's see it! Kyahahaha!"

Ayashiro, holding up her phone, agitates Milan.

"You said it! I'll show you! I'll show you my performance! Kanata!!!"

Milan smiles with a flirtatious, very naughty, and rutting smile. And yet, she still smiled a clean, somewhat contradictory, but very beautiful smile. This is the talent that Tenketsu-sensei had in mind!

"You have a nice face! Oh yeah, chizuuuuuuuuu!"

With a snap, that Milan smile and my image easily became a photo.

"Chase away the men who approach you with this picture. You are his darling! You know!!!!!!!!!!"

What does Ayashiro think I am?

"I like that! I'm going to use that picture for my own personal use! Hahaha!"

Milan laughs as he looks at the photo. Friendship -> second -> darling. I don't really understand the criteria!

"Huh? Darling can be used for a girl? If it's a girl, isn't it honey?"

Yuzuriha is tilting her head. I think so too.

"Darling is also used to address a woman. That's why I have a problem with science! There's no romance! Kyahaha!"

"It's humanities harassment!!!! I can't tolerate fluffy trivia! You need to learn math! I hate people who don't know trigonometric functions!"

Ayashiro's agitation was very damaging to us science majors. This is why humanities majors! Science majors and humanities majors are surely incompatible.

"Well, let's get out of here. They close around 4:00, but it'll be crowded then. We have to leave before then...."

"I see...I guess we have to. I had a lot of fun. But is this the end? I see..."

"Yes, it is. Everything comes to an end. But the memories will remain. But this fever is not gone yet. It won't go away."

The girls are looking at me as if they expect something from me. Do you want to be one of them? We're already buddies. Well, the point is, I guess they are expecting an after-party. We have time until the first train.

"Yes, we do! We've danced, now let's sing! Let's go to karaoke or something!"

""""Yes, yes!""""

The girls, who seemed to have been right, were happily high-fiving each other. In times like this, a guy has to take the lead. And then we left the club.

***Here's the question! What is Maruyamacho famous for? Hint, it's karaoke!***

Shibuya is a town full of hills. The ups and downs are hard on the legs. After buying some alcohol at a convenience store, I walked toward a karaoke bar while drinking a can of beer. The girls were chatting on their phones while sipping their drinks.

"I checked out the karaoke place. This is the one..."

"Oh! That reminds me! You're right, I've heard they have karaoke too!"

"Wow! Are you serious! But even with this many people, huh? 3,1415p?"

"And even if we go to karaoke now, we can only stay for a net of about two hours, right? Isn't that too much to ask? I'd love to spend some time with my cousin."

"Humanities harassment! It's true that the show ends at six o'clock, but I'd love to sing some more."

"And the room is clean, with a sofa and a bed, is that possible?

"Yes, it's possible."

"Yes, it's possible."

"""Yahooo!"""

What was that witch meeting? What did they decide? Then Yuzuriha walked up to me.

"I'm so tired...I want to take a break...!"

Then Milan came to my side.

"I want to go to a place where I can relax."

Then Ayashiro tapped me on the shoulder.

"Just a little bit! I'll finish counting the stains on the ceiling! Hey, hey! I'm not going to do anything! That's what they're doing nowadays! They have movies and karaoke! It's like a little bit of expensive fun! How about that?"

I start declaring while looking at the signboard of the love hotel. Oh, well, there is karaoke, isn't there?

"Are you sure it's just karaoke? No other activities?"

"No, no, no! Don't worry! I won't do anything! Okay? It's okay!"

Ayashiro is smirking and laughing. She looks like she's having a good time. If she's the queen of undertones, she'd be interested in a love hotel.

"Kanata! I am! Today! I will overcome my trauma!

I see... Yuzuriha overcame the trauma by herself! She's become a strong girl.

"This is just a part of it! It's part of the role-playing! I'm not going to do anything! Don't worry! It's just that! This is just like a karaoke room! Hahaha!"

Milan's desperation reeked of virginity. I knew she hadn't graduated from being a virgin. How sad.

"Well, I can't sing much if I go to the karaoke bar now. If we're not going to do anything, I guess we can just stay here."

The girls are silently high-fiving each other. Are they really looking forward to the love hotel that much? Well, I've heard that some yo-kai groups stay at a love hotel when they miss the last train, so maybe that's how it is. We went into a nearby love hotel. We got a room without any particular blame, and arrived at the room without incident. ...What is this?

**Author's musings***

The launch will end in the next installment.

After that, I'll do a little bit of Miss Ayashiro's episode and then move on to Season 2.

But before I start Season 2, I'm planning to do a short story about Yuzuriha's Akiba date.

Thank you for your continued support.