Jian Songyi felt that he was bound to kiss Bai Huai's passive skills that would summon Peng Minghong.
There are only three times in total, once selling small roses on the rooftop, once forcing a senior in the library, and once coaxing a jealous boyfriend in the grove.
All are great opportunities, all are wonderful pictures.
It happened that Peng Minghong would appear every time when he was about to kiss him, accompanied by three angry words.
"Jane! Song! Meaning!"
One is raw and the other is cooked.
Jian Songyi calmly loosened Bai Huai's neckline, and patted him on the shoulder: "It's not that my brother doesn't want to hurt you, it's the right time and the right place."
Then he sorted out his clothes, turned around together, and looked neatly at Peng Minghong who was approaching aggressively.
Obviously, this time Peng Minghong is more fierce than the previous two.
"Jian Songyi! You let me go Bohuai! You don't understand the unacceptable principles taught by Ao! You leave me alone! Stay away! 800 meters away!"
It's impossible to stay away. It's impossible in this life.
Jian Songyi raised her eyebrows in a very annoying tone: "Director, have you forgotten the last time you had to let us hold hands?"
"That's why I thought you were alpha!" Peng Minghong squeezed between the two people and separated them, "Now you are an omega, do you know how to keep your distance!"
"I knew it at first, but you said that Bai Huai and I should love each other, help each other, get in touch with each other if nothing happens, and set a correct example of unity and friendship for everyone, so this distance will prevent you from being careful. Up."
Peng Minghong thinks this is a bit familiar: "Have I said it?"
"You said it."
It seems to have been said.
But Peng Minghong was confident: "That is based on the fact that you are the same sex. You are now of the opposite sex, do you know what is called such an intimate behavior? It is called a suspected puppy love! This is against our grade rules!"
As Peng Minghong was talking, he suddenly noticed something, frowned, circled around them, up and down, left, right, and left. After careful observation for a while, he asked angrily: "How do you two follow? Clothes to schoolbags to shoes all look the same? What's the matter with you?"
"It looks good, so wear it together."
"Believe in your evil! Don't think I'm old and I don't understand anything, is this your name, what is your name, eh, what is your name..." Peng Minghong said, stuck. , Scratching his head, didn't remember for a long time.
Jian Songyi's friendly reminder: "Couple outfit."
"Oh, yes, couple outfit." Peng Minghong nodded a few times, and suddenly reacted, "Do you dare to admit that it is a couple outfit? You still wear it if you know it is a couple outfit? What do you mean? Are you in a puppy love?!"
Jian Song thought about it for a while, and replied, "It should be."
Peng Minghong's blood pressure came up: "What is supposed to be? Yes, yes, no, no!"
"Love must be in love, but it's too early, so it's hard to say." Jian Songyi explained patiently, adding by the way, "Actually, I still feel a little late."
Peng Minghong was so angry that he almost soared on the spot: "Jane! Pine! Meaning! Do you know that we are strictly forbidden to fall in love! You are treating school rules and disciplines as nothing! You are really bold! Do whatever you want! Undisciplined! Arrogant and domineering! You and Bai Huai will shave my head tomorrow! Then go to give a speech under the flag! Don't think I really can't help you!"
Jian Songyi is super well-behaved: "But we fell in love early under your wise guidance, Director Peng."
"?" Peng Minghong was stunned, who was scolding so much.
Jian Songyi felt that she was particularly patient today: "You said that as long as Bai Huai and I are not enemies, sweet and sweet, you will be Amitabha, burn three pillars and high incense in front of the rostrum, and never catch puppies again. We don't want to Live up to your expectations."
"?" Peng Minghong almost scolded the word "fart", but he abruptly held back when he thought of being a teacher, and changed the wording, "How could I say such a thing!"
Jian Songyi tilted his head to look at Bo Huai.
Bai Huai calmly took out a mobile phone with a broken screen from his schoolbag. Just as Peng Minghong wanted to scold them for playing with the phone in front of the teacher blatantly, he heard a familiar voice.
"#&Amp;#&......"
"If they want to be sweet, I will kneel in front of the rostrum and burn the three pillars of incense. It would be nice if they are not enemies, and they are also lovers."
"#&Amp;#&..."
"I'll tell you, if they can become a couple, I will be Amitabha. I will never catch puppet love again in this life, and the right to accumulate virtue!"
"..."
Peng Minghong couldn't believe it, he doubted himself, his small eyes showed great shock.
Bo Huai said with a serious face against that good student's face, "I didn't know what was going on at the time. I accidentally pressed the phone and recorded it accidentally."
Jian Song's pasta did not change his color: "It may be God's will, and I want us to listen to Director Peng's teachings all the time."
"should be."
"It's..." Peng Minghong swallowed the word "fart" again, "I was angry! Can't you hear the angry?!"
"The ancients said that once a horse comes out, it is difficult to chase a horse."
"Nanwai school motto, be diligent in learning, honesty is good."
"Since I entered the school, I have respected Director Peng Minghong very much. I always keep your good words on education in my heart, and I dare not forget it all the time."
"So following Director Peng's teachings, I established a sweet and harmonious relationship with Jian Songyi, who loves each other, unites and helps each other, in order to set a correct example for the students of Nanwai University."
No matter what Jian Songyi, Peng Minghong has been angry with him for so many years, and he has been angry with antibodies and can barely resist it.
But Bai Huai was different. In Peng Minghong's mind, Bai Huai was more introverted, more introverted, more clever, and a good student. Now he suddenly showed such a devilish side, which directly collapsed Peng Minghong's defense line.
I can't wait to use the clippers to flatten their heads now.
But my recording is there, and the two of them also moved out of the Nanwai school motto. As teachers, it’s not easy to face themselves unreasonably. They can only explain: "I ask you to unite and love each other. Do you fall in love early?! Puppy love affects learning!"
"I just got the qualification to be recommended."
"I am first in grade."
Peng Minghong suddenly lost his confidence.
Jian Songyi was very well-behaved: "However, Director, we all listen to you. If you insist on punishing us, we must listen to your opinions and give a speech under the national flag, telling in detail the journey of our hearts from dead opponents to lovers... ..."
"Don't threaten me!"
Peng Minghong hates that iron can't make steel. "Am I catching puppies for my own sake? Am I your class enemy? Punishing you to punish you? What am I doing? Am I not for your good?"
Peng Minghong confided in his words: "Puppy love is so distracting. I'm also here at your age. What don't I know? Young people fall in love, noisy, separate, separate and reunite. If you don’t pay attention, your energy will be scattered. How to learn Can you keep up? You are now in the third year of high school. It is the most important year. You two are so good, the teacher really doesn't want to see your self-destructive future."
Although Peng Minghong is a devil teacher, although his mother-in-law, although the educational concept is conservative and the methods are traditional, he is indeed a responsible old teacher based on the good of the students.
And Jian Songyi is also a reasonable person.
As long as you reason with him, he will also reason with you.
Seeing that Peng Minghong was really anxious for them, I didn’t get angry with him. He became more serious: "But teacher, it’s just your prejudice that it’s just your prejudice to fall in love with you, and the concept of puppies is a false proposition. If you like it, you like it. It means falling in love. Where does it matter whether it is early or not? Is it because the college entrance examination is required, so other things have to be lined up in the back? This is not something that cannot be achieved simultaneously."
"You are still young! Don't understand at all!"
"But there are things that we don’t understand at this age, and we won’t understand them in this life. Of course, we two are not advocating early love, but we feel that free love is innocent. The great writer, Goethe once said, which girl does not have a spring , Which man doesn’t love? This is common sense, so you can’t kill the beauty of young people."
Jian Songyi paused.
"But if the director thinks I'm not right, you can also find someone else to comment."
Then the flag of "Never catch puppy love again" spread out.
Sure enough, this little bastard, honestly less than three seconds, still threatened himself with the recording.
But I have to say that what the **** said is not unreasonable
After all, who has never been young, if you accidentally miss it at this age, you will miss it for a lifetime.
Peng Minghong suddenly remembered his first love, a little sad.
Jian Songyi strikes while the iron is hot: "Teacher, you think from another angle, if there is no Baihuai, my Chinese will not improve so fast. Without me, Baihuai Lizong would not have made such a big breakthrough in such a short time. It means that as long as it is a good relationship. Relationship is conducive to the progress of the other party."
Peng Minghong was somewhat persuaded by reason and evidence.
There was a pause: "As a teacher, although I said bad things on impulse, if the puppy love really affects you, I will still stick to my own decision. But if you have a model at the end of the term, you will be able to enter the city. In the first five, you proved me that what you said was right, so I just closed one eye and pretended not to know this."
Jian Songyi was still at a loss: "Then teacher, I will bring you Sanzhu Gaoxiang tomorrow?"
"Don't get into it!"
"Nanwai school motto, honesty is good."
"..."
Jian Songyi is determined to help the younger brothers and younger sisters: "Let’s do it, teacher, I’m not talking about advocating premature love, but your shaved head rules make people nervous, and it’s not conducive to everyone’s peace of mind to study, so if this time I and Bai Huai If we can make it into the top three in the city, we will abolish this rule, okay?"
"Don't be too proud and complacent!"
"If we didn't get into the top three in the city, we would shave our heads by ourselves, hang a sign on our necks saying'Refuse Puppy Love', and travel the school to show the public.
"..."
The young man, young and quite old.
Peng Minghong hesitated. He knew Jian Songyi's temperament, and he was afraid that if he said no today, the recording would be broadcast tomorrow, causing a lot of noise and restlessness.
I just said at the meeting tonight that as long as this year's assessment is excellent and Nanwai can get a top pick in the college entrance examination, he will be promoted to deputy school.
Although these two boys are mixed, they are indeed the seeded players of the college entrance examination. It is naturally better to be able to motivate.
On the contrary, it was really troublesome, and my assessment this year was suspended.
So he crossed his heart: "Okay, you two remember these words carefully."
"Deal." Jian Songyi's patience also ran out, keeping the last politeness and saying, "Goodbye teacher."
Then took Bo Huai, turned and left.
Peng Minghong stopped them: "Stop!"
"?"
"Hand over your mobile phone! I won't talk to you about other things, but it is absolutely illegal to bring your mobile phone to school privately! It must be confiscated!"
This time the two did not make a fuss, and Bai Huai handed over his mobile phone without saying a word.
Peng Minghong took a look and raised his eyebrows: "Why is your screen broken like this and still in use?"
"The conditions at home are not good."
"..."
Peng Minghong felt that he was really confused by lard, and he used to think that Bai Huai was an honest child.
In order to avoid high blood pressure and fainting, I put my mobile phone away and left angrily, going back to drink two more bottles of wife oral liquid.
Jian Songyi and Bai Huai also slowly swayed out of the small woods, just hitting a large group of troops and coming out of the teaching building.
Everyone looked at the angry Peng Minghong, and Jian Songyi Baihuai who was holding hands, their hearts were suddenly suspended. Isn't this a puppet love being caught? "
He lowered his voice and asked secretly, "Song Brother, Peng Minghong wouldn't ask you to shave your head like this?"
"Oh, no." Jian Songyi is still lazy, but naturally raises the volume, "Director Peng is not such an unenlightened and old-fashioned, he just inspires us and tells us that as long as we are the top three in the city, we can. Fall in love honestly."
After speaking, we got into the car with Bai Huai.
And when Peng Minghong, who was leaving angrily, heard the awkward words, he was staggered with anger.
How could he stand up to such a bullshit! He is a lot of age, is it easy for him?
His mellow figure looked a lot thinner.
Everyone saw that Peng Minghong didn't even turn his head to refute, and immediately ignored all his grievances and grievances. Jian Songyi had already arrived at him, and now he was directly used as a national hero filter.
Post one after another and call.
All the doubts and diss have fallen to the sea, no traces are seen, only the unified slogan is left: "Brother Song, Lord Bo, you bear the hope of all mankind! Catch the duck!"
Regardless of whether Jian Songyi is an alpha or an omega, Jian Songyi is Jian Songyi anyway. Although he pretends to be hard to beat, but really good Jian Songyi.
But the two people who bear the hope of all mankind have no sense of national justice at all, and are obsessed with little love.
Once they got home, the two of them locked into the room by the name of reviewing together, and then they got together on the bed.
Jian Songyi habitually rides on Bai Huai: "When did you bring my bad phone?"
"After you make it public, I will carry it all the time, so as not to confiscate the phone and trouble."
"How can my boyfriend be so smart."
"Otherwise, why be your boyfriend."
"Then can my boyfriend get second in the city on the final exam this time?"
"Why not first in the city?"
"Last time I said yes, I'll give you a bite. You gave me the first grade in the final exam. Do you want to cheat!"
Jian Songyi was stingy, he didn't really want Bai Huai to let him go, he just felt that he let Bai Huai take a bite for no reason, but at a loss, he had to get some money back to show that he had face.
"I knew you were lying to me! Big liar!"
It turns out that someone still remembers this.
Bai Huai hugged Jian Songyi and coaxed in a low voice: "Don't be shameless, if you say it to you, it's for you, I say it counts."
Before Jian Songyi asked any more questions, he put his hand into the hem of his clothes: "I don't like other alphas to smell your pheromone."
Only then did Jian Songyi remember that he hadn't coaxed Baihuai, but he was instantly distracted: "I will not let others smell it, I will only smell it for you."
Bai Huai couldn't understand why Jian Songyi was so savage and savage in front of him.
The corners of his lips were slightly curled, and he whispered: "Give me a bite, I won't be jealous."
"But I didn't combine heat."
"Bite another way."
"What way...Um...Bo Huai, you fucking...Um..."
"Hey, take a bite and I'll give you the number one in the city."