Chapter 2200

"... if you want to find a husband, you'll find someone who works well both at home and abroad. You can do everything for him. When you go out, you're the driver. When you get on the bus and open the door, you get off the bus and carry a bag. It's very considerate. When your wife comes home every day, don't worry about anything. You have to say: daughter-in-law, do you have enough money today? It's a real flattering voice. I'm excited to hear it. Usually it's either buying a bag or a diamond. If you pay for a green onion, you won't go home Dare to open your mouth, why? You have to be scolded as soon as you say it. It's not that you spend money indiscriminately, but that you don't take him seriously. You think you're chilling him, and... "

"Wait a minute, Xiaomi, wait a minute!" Jane Wei couldn't help interrupting.

Immersed in the selfless realm, Jiang Xiaomi quickly recalled: "I haven't finished yet."

"Can you say something realistic?" Where can I find such a husband? I can't even dream.

"Isn't that realistic?"

"Is it realistic?"

"I think it's very realistic."

"I hung up."

Jiang Xiaomi hurriedly said, "wait... I think of another one."

Jianwei decided to give her another chance: "you say."

After brewing for a moment, Jiang Xiaomi changed his improper painting style and suddenly became serious and sincere: "let him tell you a joke every day and make you laugh."

Jane Wei looked stunned: "why?"

Jiang Xiaomi was not cold and said, "don't worry about why, just do what I said. Don't you say a joke every day for a month? You have to laugh. It doesn't count whether you laugh or not."

"But he can make me laugh without telling jokes."

"Tut, eating steamed buns and steamed buns can fill your stomach, but do they taste the same?"

"Different!"

"Do you like steamed buns or steamed buns?"

"Steamed stuffed bun, of course."

"That's enough." What others don't like is what you'll do in the future. Don't worry about what others don't like. I'll do it anyway

"But in case..."

"I know what you're worried about. You're worried that after this month, everything will be the same. You fool, you should think you're staying in a hotel now. Bian Yue is a presidential suite. You can stay for a month for free. Can't you stay?"

"Well... If it's free, you can consider it."

"Still considering?"

"Stay!" Jane Wei is resolute.

"You can't think about whether you can live for a lifetime. Just think, after I live in this presidential suite, I can enjoy a month of presidential suite service for nothing. What's the difference between this and pie falling from the sky?"

"You seem to have a point. So... What if I check out in a month?"

"Retreat, there are some things that can't be expected. For example, love, when it comes, you will go on. Don't lose heart when it's gone. Remember that starting over is always more important than starting over."

"... my psychological quality is not good. I'm afraid my mentality will collapse after I check out. What should I do?"

"If you have poor psychological quality, you can watch horror films. You can cycle through" Zhen Zi "," Jia coconut "and" Mei Yi "every day. Don't you know how to draw? After reading it, give them a sketch. I promise that in less than a week, your psychological quality will definitely improve to a new level."

"Don't pit me!"

"I can't pit anyone on you. Our friendship is stronger than steel and harder than iron."

Jian Wei can imagine Jiang Xiaomi's expression when she said this through the phone. It must be as indestructible as a fortress.

"But why does Bian Yue know that he doesn't play with me?"

Jiang Xiaomi: "

"Xiaomi? Xiaomi? Are you stuck?"

"Er... I have something to do tomorrow, so I won't tell you. Bye!"

"Hey, you haven't answered me yet..."

"Doodle doodle..."

When Jianwei dialed again, Jiang Xiaomi had turned off.

Jianwei comes out of the bathroom and finds Bian Yue sitting on the soft sofa meditating. The fixed outline involuntarily reminds Jianwei of the presidential suite.

Now, this' Suite 'is right there.

"The call is over?"‘ 'suite 'spoke.

Jane Wei was stunned: "how did you know I called?"

Bian Yue showed a helpless expression, stretched out his fingers and circled around his ears: "I don't want to know, but your voice... Is very loud."

"Hehe, just now Jiang Xiaomi called and asked me why I didn't go to work."

Bian Yue: "... She really cares about you."

"Yes, Xiaomi is very kind to me. If it weren't for her, I might have left it at home until now."

Bian Yue took a deep breath: "go on with the topic just now."

"I've thought of it."

"What do you think?"

"In the coming month, I want you to tell me three jokes every day. You have to make me laugh in the morning, noon and evening. You can't repeat it. It doesn't count whether it's repeated or funny."

Bian Yue frowned. If he heard right, didn't Jiang Xiaomi say one? How did it suddenly become three?

"You don't want to?"

Bian Yue quickly withdrew his thoughts and said solemnly, "jokes... I'm not very good at telling them."

"It doesn't matter if you don't speak. Go and watch a lot of online jokes, such as talk shows, funny videos, etc. your ears are so good that you can certainly hear them."

Bian Yue: "

What does telling jokes have to do with his ears?

"That's it." Jianwei stretched out: "sleep!"

"I want a snack." Bian Yue suddenly said.

Jane Wei turned back suspiciously: "didn't you just have a snack with Wanyan Jiatai?"

Bian Yue stood up, his voice casual and indifferent: "I'm talking about your late night!"

Jian Wei: "

Bian Yue untied his clothes as he walked.

Jianwei retreated again and again. As Bian got closer, the panic gradually magnified in the bottom of her eyes

"Hey... Hey, hey... Don't come here!"

Bian Yue breathed in her ear in a low voice: "this is also one of the services of the suite!"

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cafe

The noon sun penetrated the glass and formed a unique spot, which fell on the solid wood table with clear lines.

At the moment, Jiang Xiaomi, Cha Cha and Jian Wei are sitting on a round table in a triangle.

Cha Cha looked at Jian Wei with a complicated face. It's only been a few days. How do you feel... It's like being sucked dry by a fox spirit.

"... Jianwei, why don't you... Why don't you go back and mix some of my grandfather's ginseng wine for you to drink. It's always mended."

Jianwei closed her eyes: "do you think I need to drink that thing at my age?"

Cha Cha was embarrassed: "you're not old enough, but you're in this state... It feels like something's wrong with your family."

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