Chapter 49: The Orc Mother and Son Part 4
Angelina: “DEAーR! How much longer will it be until Roku returns?!
“UGH.”
I was hoping that she would forget about this, but apparently, when it comes to food, my wife has an abnormally well memory.
Angelina: “DEAーR! How will you take responsibility if my beauty is lost?!”
“WHAー BーBeauty?!”
Did she think she had any of that at all?! I could not believe that she actually held such unfounded beliefs.
My wife eats meat, vegetables, and bread. She eats more than the ordinary man. Typically, she would only eat about twice the average man, but she would consume 10 times, no at least 20 times the average person.
My son, Endin, is the same.
Endin: “DadーDad, you don’t care if I turn to skin and bones?”
No, no matter how hard you try, it will be impossible for you to get there is what I thought.
“AーAngelina, why do you insist on these fruits so much?” Cold sweat ran down my face as I finally squeezed out the lingering question from all these years.
Watching her consume abnormal amounts of food, it was like witnessing an Orc itself feast.
Angelina: “Insisting you say? It is for sustaining my beauty, and I eat these fruits for my diet. In other words, I am doing this to remain your most beautiful wife! It is all for you, DEAーR!”
“Whー........What?” Just now…
This…
Orc…….
What did it say just now?
In order to…….sustain her…..beauty?
Diet……?
Wait wait wait wait no no no no no no nononononono……
“You’ll get fattーー”
But I was suddenly with immense blood lust just as the words were about to come out of my mouth.
Her eyes had become bloodshot, and she began blowing furiously through her nostrils.
(I almost said the forbidden word?!)
Angelina: “DEEEAAAAーーーR!!”
“OーOh yes! About Roku! We need to get him back, right? The letter. Yes, the letter. I have sent it out to the King. Of course I did. But I’m sure that he has many Kingdom business to take care of, and he may not have gotten around to it just yet.”
Angelina: “Then!! We shall depart immediately!!”
“WhーWhere?!”
Angelina: “Of course, to the Capital!! We shall head out right this minuuuuuuute!!”
My wife, who was sitting on the sofa, suddenly stood up but was unable to sustain her weight on her own legs.
Lately, the amount of fruits delivered to the mansion decreased significantly, and she was consuming meat instead.
And she was eating at least 10 times more of it.
Because of that, her body reached even higher limits than before.
Endin: “MーMamaaaa. YーYou’re heavy. You need to lose weightーー”
Angelina: “WHAAーー HーH-H-How dare you say that!! I am not overweight at all!!”
Looks like she can no longer perceive reality with her own eyes.
The Marquis could only feel pity for his wife at this point.
Angelina: “DEEEAAAAーR, stop standing around and give me a hand!”
“Whー.......but….”
Angelina: “WHAAAAAAT?”
“Of course my dearest! Right away!”
Sensing the immediate threat, I tried to lend her my shoulder.
But I am actually quite slim compared to the average man, and my wife was nearing 300 kg (~661+ lbs).
“AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH?!?!?!?”
Angelina: “AAAHHH!”
Endin: “MーMamaaaa?! Dad?!”
I heard a nasty <CRACK>, and my scream resonated across the entire mansion.
That night, they had to splint all four of my limbs and bandage me from head to foot as I laid on my bed.