Chapter 12 - Online, Fire
Mo Zi looked at me strangely.
"I was just about to use my computer, but I don't know how to do it. I just wanted to ask Xiao Qing to open it for me, haha." I quickly ran my mind and pointed to the Mo Zi's computer in the corner of the room. I attributed all of the reasons to the computer.
"You want to use the computer? You were …
"I'm asking Xiao Qing how to use the computer." I broke off, cold sweat beading on my forehead.
"Is that so?" The Mo Zi turned to look at Xiao Qing, and Xiao Qing's reaction was pretty fast as well. Her expression immediately changed to one of indifference, and said, "Wang Yong asked me to open the computer for him ~ ~ Nothing, Mo Zi Sis."
The computer was right beside the bed on the side where the Little Tai-mei was, so the Little Tai-mei quickly bent down to turn on the computer.
Damn, this Little Tai-mei is actually better at acting than me, she's done enough acting in one go.
Mo Zi looked at me, then looked at Xiao Qing who was bent over with her butt turned on the computer, frowned, she did not seem to believe me, but I said the same thing, Mo Zi doesn't have any evidence, so she can't say anything either.
"It's already so late, and you're still playing computer?" Mo Zi was a little doubtful.
Looks like the name of the computer is the same as it was 400 years ago.
"I'm just curious to see what the computers of your generation can do." I said, scratching my head.
"Phew, alright then. Let me open it. I have a password." Finally, Mo Zi let out a sigh of relief, as if he believed what I said to him, and went to help Little Tai-mei open his computer. Seeing that Mo Zi had started it himself, Little Tai-mei tactfully jumped to the side.
Seeing that the computer was switched on, I pretended to thank the Mo Zi. "Thank you, Mo Zi."
Mo Zi looked at me worriedly and reminded me, "I've already started, do you know how to use it?"
I looked at the computer screen and saw that the icons on it had changed a lot since my time, and the position of every taskbar had changed.
I looked at it and shook my head.
"Then I'll teach you the basics."
I can use it all, but its appearance is more human-like. The silver mouse surface is actually made of silica gel, it's very soft, and there's even a groove that can be embedded into one's fingers. It looks very advanced, but the overall appearance can't be considered too different from before. It seems like the human imagination is limited, even though the computer seems to be advanced, but the basic hardware has already developed to a certain stage and hasn't changed much in the past 400 years.
Mo Zi taught me some basic online and gaming functions, as well as some chat software.
I kept nodding my head to say that I would, but actually, I didn't care about computers at all. At that time, all I could think about was how to cover up the scene with Little Tai-mei, I wasn't in the mood to think about computers at all.
"I understand, I understand." I've been saying I understand.
Mo Zi saw that I nodded my head so she thought that I really knew how to do it, so she said, "Then I will go to sleep first. You should also go to sleep earlier. Don't play for too long, the computer has a high radiation rate, and "in short, after a bunch of words that were afraid of me having any physical effects, the Mo Zi walked out of my room with the Little Tai-mei in tow.
Before closing the door, Little Tai-mei even turned around to look at me. There were traces of disappointment and lingering charm in her eyes.
However, she did not say much and followed Mo Zi.
I heard the door close, as if Little Tai-mei and Mo Zi had both gone back to their rooms.
It seems that Little Tai-mei was disappointed that she did not see my male symbol. And am I not?
I sighed as I sat on the bedside. My mind was preoccupied with the scene of the Little Tai-mei slowly pulling down the, and the more I thought, the clearer it became. In the end, I almost couldn't hold back and sneaked out of the room to knock on the Little Tai-mei's door. But in the end I didn't.
When Little Tai-mei comes to my room, I can still find an excuse to fool him. If I am discovered going to his room, then my intentions will truly be wrong.
In the end, I simply locked the door and turned my attention to the computer. Forget it, I might as well take a look at the internet of this era.
The first thing I did was go online.
There is a browser on the desktop, and there is also a search engine similar to Baidu Google, so my first task is to search for adult, AV and other keywords on it.
Heh heh.
No matter how the times change, what is unchangeable is my vulgarity.
What made me speechless was that even after searching for AV on the computer for a long time, I was still unable to find the relevant resources. I was really in despair.
I don't believe it. I continued to search, but after searching through countless keywords, I couldn't find any similar resources. I only found a few reports on gynecological diseases. It seems that only women in their time really don't pay attention to that aspect. However, it was no wonder. Without a man, what could he dream of?
I was really bored. Thinking about the movie about a man who found a survivor from the South Pole before she went to the Mo Zi and started her breeding program, I became a little interested and started searching for that movie.
In the end, I quickly found this movie. It was quite popular, and it even ranked in the top five of popular movies. The movie that ranked first seemed to be a love movie between girls.
However, I was disappointed after watching it. Damn, this movie is too poor in quality. The male lead inside was dressed up as an actress, tall and slender, with long straight legs, long eyelashes, white lips and a completely feminine look. He didn't have much of a masculine temperament, he just cut his hair a little short, then put on his makeup to be more masculine, which made him look different from a real man. However, there was nothing he could do about it. After all, there hadn't been any males for more than 200 years. Even if there were any books, they were pretty much ruined. This "Breeding Plan" was completely an affective movie, it was the story of a man who had awoken from the South Pole and was wanted by the The World of Women government. It even had many love affairs interweaved within it, but it was very different from the actual love affairs of the 21st century, because the male lead in the movie had added an unlimited charm to his aura. The female lead would fall in love with him whenever she appeared, and in the end, everyone in the whole city would fall in love with her. Although the final outcome was the tragedy of the protagonist's suicide, Marisol was still unable to change the course of events.
It seemed that the director of this movie was a woman of this era after all. He had never experienced the emotions between a man and a woman, so he made it up.
But what left me speechless was the fact that there were still countless women in the audience crying under the movie reviews, saying they had a good impression of him.
F * ck, I was already in a bad mood, so I directly sent a bunch of comments saying, "Fake, there's no point in faking it!" Then he said a lot of things about writers being paranoid.
In the end, not long after, countless female audiences came to scold me, saying that I was sick, emotionless, heartless, and so on. At that time, I got excited too, I didn't expect that the women of this era would actually be so stupid, and this kind of movie also believed me. So I directly replied, "You were all tricked by writers, but true love between a man and a woman isn't like this at all, it's something that needs to be developed over a long period of time."
In the end, I got angry. I didn't expect the movie reviews below to soar. You all say that I'm bragging, that I'm just a woman, why are you pretending? It's not like you've never seen a man before, and you don't know what that era was like, so stop blabbering.
I wanted to laugh. At the time, I thought that no one on the internet would be able to find me, so I sent a direct post saying, "I am a man, I have been here since 400 years ago!"
As a result, my popularity increased even more, and the replies below soared, saying that I had gone mad.
But I was also excited. I took out all the TV shows, movies, and stories of my time. All sorts of things that they had never heard of or seen before made the female audience stunned.
Everyone is talking about me. Are you for real? Why does it sound like it's true?
She writes novels, right?
Did she study history? She knew a lot about that era.
Some people even specially went to Baidu Encyclopedia's authoritative website to check out some of the evidence I said, saying that what I said seemed to be true!
At this moment, I was in an uproar. A few spectators below replied, "There's no such thing as not knowing the truth!" We'll believe you if you send us a picture!
Others mocked me, "You must have gone crazy watching too many movies."
"She must be crazy for men! "Ho ho!"
"Bored people."
"Let's start the hype ~ ~"
There were also some times words that I didn't understand.
I was excited, too. F * ck, if I don't give them some proof, they really won't believe me anymore. I thought it was the Internet anyway, and they couldn't possibly fly in front of me. So I looked around and finally found a camera that looked like an orange. This camera seems to be connected to a computer and has a video function.
At that time, I hesitated for a moment before taking off my pants. Then, I took two photos of the yurt and uploaded them to the internet.
As soon as I uploaded it, I regretted it. F * ck, I shouldn't have been so reckless. What if they searched me with their meat? If I investigate this matter to do this sort of thing quickly, not only me, even Mo Zi and the rest would be in trouble.
Unfortunately, it was already too late. By then, I had already pressed the upload button, and the picture had already been uploaded to the public website.
However, when I uploaded the picture, there was only silence on the flat road below, with only a few words.
"What is that?" Sausage? Why is there hair on it? "
"Is it a tumor?"
"What the heck is this? It looks so disgusting ~ ~"
In the end, I was really angered by this bunch of ignorant, foolish women. I directly said, "This is a man's thing!"
In the end, there was an uproar from below. This time, I'm completely and utterly popular!
"Are you for real?"
"Is he really a man?"
"I looked up books on biology and history. It really did seem like it was a man's book!"
"…"
The number of replies increased rapidly. There were those who were shocked, those who were doubtful, and those who believed in nothing. In short, there were many different opinions.