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Princess Changyue walked over to my side. Her scent made me feel uneasy, especially her beautiful face that could suffocate a man. It really made me think of all sorts of things.

Even if I had the host's aura, I wouldn't be able to do anything to Princess Changyue all of a sudden. Otherwise, if I did something inhumane, the people of the Bai Clan would not only treat me as a host, but instead as a demon.

So even though I was dizzy from Princess Changyue's smell and my body was hot, I still forced myself to act the part of the host.

Princess Changyue and the Matriarch of the Beautiful Women led us all to the Sun Moon Hall. Along the way, we passed through a narrow corridor, and on both sides of the corridor were murals depicting various religions, colorful and lifelike. There were animal figures everywhere, and the pictures of women giving birth, farming, and the lives of the White Clan were all in the murals.

Just like that, I was brought to the main hall. Within the main hall, there was actually a huge deity statue that was 3 meters tall, and that was even a naked middle-aged man. However, that man's appearance was completely different from mine. The thing that attracts my attention the most is the God Statue's groin. In that towering Tong Tian Tower, no matter how hard I try to shift my attention away from it, I won't be able to resist it. It was too obvious. It was as big as a cucumber. It wasn't that that part was larger than the average person, but because this statue was three meters tall, and that part was shaped according to the size of the statue, it naturally increased in size.

Looking at the idol in front of me, I unconsciously thought back to the place where Old witch had told me that the three Holy Maiden would be responsible for wiping the idol every day.

"Lord host, this is your statue. I worship you every day in front of the idol. I didn't expect that you would actually be able to appear in front of us today. I'm so excited. "

This is the first time I've heard her speak to me. Only now did I realize that Princess Changyue's voice was very pleasant to listen to, like the spring water in a mountain, ethereal and clear. Although her Mandarin wasn't very standard, and carried the accent of a minority, I could still hear her voice very clearly.

Princess Changyue's beautiful voice almost made me lose my mind. Luckily, I was able to recover in time and say with a smile,

"Hehe, that's because I heard your prayers!" Once a person lied and played a certain role, he had to use more lies to hide it. Now that he had played the role of the host, I had to continue pretending before my identity was exposed. In any case, the fact that I am a man is unquestionable.

I raised my head to look at the 3 meter tall deity statue in front of me. I couldn't help but say, "This deity looks completely different from me."

I don't know who this statue was made from, but it didn't have any resemblance to me. After all, there were many men in the world, so it's understandable that they look different.

"This was created by the first generation Amma Faction. The first generation Amma also didn't see your true self, so she carved it according to her own imagination …" Princess Changyue explained courteously, her eyebrows furrowed with a hint of apology and worry.

"Is that so?" As expected, no matter how much that first-generation mother could predict, she couldn't predict what I would look like. Thus, she could only build this statue based on her own imagination.

"Lord host, in the past, our clan members would come to the hall to worship your statue every month, but now that you are here, we no longer need to worship the deity statue anymore, we can just worship you directly."

"Oh. "Hur Hur, right?" I awkwardly rub my head. Damn, could it be that my future fate is to be worshipped on the altar?

"Lord host, can you please change into this Divine Robe?" I cursed silently in my heart. Behind me, there was a burst of noise. I didn't know when, but a maidservant had brought me a silver-white coat from a corner of the hall. She even said that she wanted me to wear it. Without hesitation, I took it and put it on. This godly robe actually had a cloak. After putting it on, I felt like I looked a bit different, like Sun Wukong under the age of the Great Sage of the Sky. Of course, in the absence of wind, the cloak could only be hung, and it was impossible for it to float like in the movies and appear domineering.

"Hey, master, your clothes really fit." Seeing that I had changed into a godly robe, Silly girl, Little White, couldn't help but praise me on the side. Not long after, someone from the clan also gave Lil 'White a set of divine robe. It was the exact same style as the Third Saintess, but when Lil' White wore the silver robe, his temperament actually increased by a huge amount, not any less than the Third Saintess. After he received the new clothes, Lil 'White also became happy and actually ran over to stand with the Third Saintess to examine them.

After all, the Third Saintess is the Earth's Holy Maiden, and Xiao Bai is the's personal attendant in name. There's still a difference in status, so when the Holy Maiden saw Xiao Bai running over to compare clothes with them, she was extremely nervous and immediately expressed her piety.

In short, with my status, Whitey's status rose greatly as well, and it received the respect of the clan members. As her personal attendant, her status is only second to mine.

After seeing that I had donned the Divine Robe, Princess Changyue and the clan leader actually knelt down. I hastily stopped them from standing.

"Alright, alright, stop kneeling. Although I'm from host, I don't like anyone who kneels at all. You don't have to kneel anymore in the future."

I said nervously. Hearing my words, Princess Changyue raised her head and didn't stand up. However, her eyes revealed a deeper reverence.

"Lord host!"

"I said, don't kneel. "If not, I will get angry." I rubbed my head and said helplessly.

"Changyue, listen to host's words." Matriarch of the Beautiful Women looked at Princess Changyue and said. Princess Changyue looked at her mother and nodded lightly. Only then did the mother and son stand up, but they still had respectful expressions on their faces. Previously, I didn't know why the protagonists in the TV series would be so agitated when they see someone kneel down, but now, I personally understand that when someone kneels to you, you will feel that someone owes you something, you will feel very stressed, you will feel very nervous and uncomfortable, no wonder most people don't like people kneeling down.

Initially, I thought I could enjoy the reverence of the White Clan once I became a host. But now, I realised that the complicated formalities were really giving me a headache.

Fortunately, no matter how complicated it is, there is always an end. After the Third Saintess, the clan leader, Princess Changyue and the Old witch all pay their respects to me, Whitey and I finally have a place to settle down in. It was an extremely spacious room on the second floor of Sun Moon Hall. There was no bed inside, but the floor was covered with a thick blanket, as if one would be able to fall asleep if they slept on the floor.

Old witch even told me with a smile that this room was called 'Divine Hidden Palace' and it was a bedroom prepared for me. In the future, Little White and I will be able to live here. I was stunned at the time, because this room was at least as big as a platinum one, and it was really uncomfortable for me to have such a large room as my bedroom.

After a while of busying ourselves like this, the lodging problem for me and Little White was solved. At that time, it was already dark, and Old witch said that the banquet would be held for me at night, so she insisted for me to attend.

Xiao Bai and I were very tired after running all the way to Sun and Moon Village. However, it was hard to refuse so we could only attend the feast tonight.

The feast was held on the dais outside the sun and moon, and beneath the dais was a crowd of women who had come to see me, affectionately serving pork and mutton, and who thought it was an honor and an unspeakable pride that I could eat the meat they offered.

I discovered that as time passed, I seemed to have become more and more part of the host. In the end, I was able to interact more seriously with my clansmen, and I was even able to pretend to be enigmatic.

Actually, what I mean by enigmatic is nothing more than humming a few popular lyrics of the 21st century, like Xu Song, Liang Jingru and so on, and then saying a few words from the Ma Zemi, some materialism, some practical theory, etc., how could the people in the clan understand all of this, hearing me say that there is an inevitable connection between all things in the world, that everything is developed and regular, and then that matter decides consciousness, the economic foundation decides the superstructure and so on, they all thought that I was saying the most exquisite words, and they worshipped me even more.

The White Clan rarely interacted with people from other counties. Even studying and educating them was done in their own village, so let alone the Marxist philosophy of the 21st century, they didn't even understand the culture of the outside world. Thus, they were naturally fooled by me.

Damn, I really felt like I had an unfathomable immortal appearance back then. Looking at the white woman around me who was listening to my explanation of "the mysteries of the world" without blinking, I really felt unspeakably proud of myself. At the same time, I took a few of the 21st century Hollywood movies and told them stories about Harry Potter, Avatar, Spider-Man, and so on, and they declared that I was telling stories about the divine world, and they believed me, and they adored me even more.

Especially when the Three Saintess couldn't help but come over to listen to the plot of the 'Avenger Alliance', I became even more proud of myself. After all, having a beauty listen to your story was definitely one of the things that would arouse a man's pride the most.

A long table was set up on the stage, and I sat at the end of the table as the host. Little White was on my right, and when the White Clan members came up to me with the entire roasted suckling pig, Little White's eyes widened, and his small mouth was filled with saliva.

When I saw the whole roasted suckling pig, I was also attracted to it. My interest in telling my clansmen about the Hollywood blockbuster had disappeared, and I was only feeling hungry at that time, but just as I was frowning over what tableware to eat with, the three Saintess took the initiative to walk over to my side. The blue-haired one picked up a towel, the silver-haired one used a small knife to cut off a piece of pork and used a fork to start eating it, while the pink-haired one blew on the cold meat to reduce the taste of the pork.

After cutting off the meat, the Silver Holy Maiden reverently and carefully held the meat up to my mouth, while the Blue Haired Holy Maiden used a towel to hold it under the meat, as if to prevent the meat from accidentally falling off, as for the Pastel Lady with Pink Hair, she kept blowing on my mouth to lower the temperature of the meat.

At that time, I was dumbfounded. The three Saintess actually took the initiative to help me cut the pork, then raised the meat to my mouth?

Damn, are you going to feed me?

Just as I was astonished, the three Holy Maiden before me, wearing silver robes and displaying a pious smile, said to me in unison:

"Lord host, you don't have to do anything, we will serve you."