C136

Chapter 136 - Big thorax without brain

"But, Lin Yan Yan, you aren't an orphan, right?" Although the topic of conversation had already made the hot lady unhappy, I still couldn't help but ask.

The explosive woman's expression froze and she frowned. Light flickered in her eyes as she said to me:

"Becoming a soldier is my choice? Is there a problem? "

Stunned, I hastily replied.

"No, that's not what I meant. I was just curious, haha."

"Then don't ask! You can stay in peace for the time being and enjoy my profits! I'll assign all three of you to the cookhouse and be responsible for cooking for the other companies. "

"Cooking class?" What the hell, does the fiery-hot girl want me, female Boss and Little White, to be the head chef in the army camp? Although I don't know much about the military sector, I know that the cookhouse doesn't usually have any military intelligence tasks. The main task is to prepare breakfast for the other battalions, and sometimes they will stand guard, stand guard, or be responsible for patrolling and running errands.

"That's all I can do!" The fiery female looked conflicted as she said, "My battalion can be considered as the Cooking Camp, but its internal structure is rather complicated, and sometimes we also have special missions. My battalion has three companies, the first and second companies are the culinary companies, but the third company's people are a little better, and sometimes they take some urgent missions!"

"Previously, Xiao Le and the others were in the third company, but now that you guys have joined the first company, I will tell them that you've been transferred to another camp! "Also, start your special training tomorrow and cook with the people from the first company!"

"What the hell, I still want to be a chef." But now that I have come to The World of Women, I do not have any good feelings towards the government of this era. The government has harmed me so badly, and they have even done inhumane experiments, it is impossible for me to work for that kind of government. It was fine to be a chef. In any case, he would be happy and free. It wasn't bad to be able to eat, live, and live.

"Still, thank you." Lin Yan Yan, I really have to thank you. I know that you did this for your sister, but you have helped me so many times, and even took such a huge risk for me. I really don't know how to thank you. " If I was that kind of person, I would look down on myself too. From the time I escaped to the moment I was sent to the military camp in Yunnan, the fiery girl really helped me a lot, especially when her elder sister disappeared because of me.

"Don't say any more! I have my responsibilities for you to rush to Wenshan County, consider it my bad luck! In any case, you'll stay in the kitchen as long as you can, and I'll do my best to give you the task of keeping watch, cooking, and individual training, so that you won't be easily discovered until the war is over! You guys should be smarter too, don't expose yourself! "

"You can leave today. If there are no problems with your injuries tomorrow, I will arrange for military training for you!" Also, from today onwards, you have to call me Battalion Commander, you have to change your name, your name is Li Xiaohang, your moaning woman has been changed to Zhu Shan, and your friend, Little White, will be changed to Qiu Le! "

I was stunned. You really want me to change my name?

"Do you understand, Li Xiaohang?!" The fiery-faced woman looked at me, her tone a little higher.

"Yes, Battalion Commander!" I've also seen dirty girls saluting, and I've seen plenty of anti-Japanese movies in the 21st century. Although I prefer Hollywood movies, I've seen plenty of movies like "The Shining Sword", "Before Dawn", "Broken Back Mountain", and so on, and now I'm going to respond to hot women based on the impressions in my head.

When the Explosive Girl saw my resounding reply, her pupils constricted. She nodded and said to me:

"You're in good spirits. It looks like you've pretty much recovered." "It seems like tomorrow, I'll arrange for more training for you. There won't be a problem."

"What?" "Intensify training?" When he heard what the fiery-haired girl said, he nearly vomited blood.

"Nonsense!" Have you ever seen a soldier as fat as you? At least I have to reduce your fat! Don't blame me for being merciless, or you wouldn't even have the appearance of a soldier! "

After the explosive woman sized me up from head to toe, her gaze landed on my slightly bulging stomach. Even though I had undergone the big woman's devilish training in the past few months and wandered around Sun and Moon Village for a long time, with my body already becoming much thinner, in general, I was still considered to be slightly fatter. There was still a layer of smooth fat on my waist, and my navel was slightly bulging as well.

"Alright!" That's it! Since your injury is fine, I'll go get you something to eat! Your two friends take turns keeping watch at night! "Also, when you're free, shave your face or others will know that you're a man!" After saying that, the fiery lady turns around and walks out of the room, leaving me perplexed.

The hair on his face?

I was a normal man, and my hormones were secreting so vigorously that I naturally grew a beard. Although it was not as thick as Dumbledore's in Harry Potter, at this rate, it would sooner or later become the second Lu Xun. In Sun and Moon Village, my beard was my symbol as a host, but now, my beard would reveal my identity.

Fortunately, there were scissors in the room.

"Little White, come over here and shave me!"

"Shaving?" Whitey just stood there, blinking at me.

"Yes, it's my chin and the hair under my nose. Quick, cut it off for me!"

"Oh, oh. "So you want to cut the hair, Master." When I asked her to help me cut my fur, she unhesitatingly used a pair of scissors to cut my fur. I originally thought that this Silly girl wouldn't do anything good, but I can still do things like cutting my beard. The Silly girl approached me with a smile on his face. When I saw her approach me with a pair of scissors in her hand, I started to sweat profusely.

"Master, I'm going to start cutting!" Whitey's eyes were wide open, filled with the interested expression of a child. Then, I saw the hilt of its sharp scissor slowly close …

Ka-cha! *

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Silly girl, do you want to cut my chin into a watermelon!? " I really shouldn't have any expectations for this Silly girl, she really cut off my flesh along with mine! It's a good thing that it's only a small layer on the surface. Otherwise, I reckon that my chin would have been cut into two pieces by this Silly girl!

"S-sorry, Master!" Seeing me hold my chin and scream in pain, Lil 'White jumped in shock. The scissors fell to the ground with a "pa" sound, and its big eyes revealed a panicked expression. She quickly moved closer to look at my chin, but when she saw that there was a little blood on my chin, she was extremely nervous.

"Master, I … Master, you've lost a lot of blood, do you feel any pain?"

"If it's not painful, why don't you try, you Silly girl!" I wanted to cry but had no tears. Looking at Whitey's teary eyes, I couldn't vent my anger. He could only suppress it in his heart.

I rubbed the wound. I wanted to calm down, but at this moment, Xiao Bai, whose eyes were filled with tears, actually used his right index finger to dab a bit of saliva. Then, he rubbed my chin.

"Master, let me wipe your saliva!"

"F * ck, what is this Silly girl doing now? Is there really so much saliva on my face?"

"But, Master. The Sun and Moon Village's Big Sis and Sisters said that wiping some saliva could disinfect the wound and help it heal. " Little White rubbed my chin with his little white and tender index finger. His big black eyes were a little apologetic.

Seeing Whitey's innocent look, my heart stirred. Honestly speaking, although Whitey's actions were always very depressing, she was really pure and kind. Looking at her, I really couldn't bear to reject her. Thus, I let her smear saliva on my chin.

Lil 'White licked his fingers and then carefully smeared saliva on my chin. The feeling of lubrication grazed my neck and the originally aching wound gradually turned comfortable under Lil' White's rubbing. Lil 'White looked at me with a bashful expression on his face and his snow-white face flushed red. In terms of looks, Xiao Bai was in no way inferior to Princess Changyue and female Boss. In fact, it might even surpass the Third Saintess.

"Master, it doesn't hurt anymore, right?"

"Silly girl, you really have some skills." Looking at how she was smiling at me, I was a little absent-minded. Although I had just woken up and my head was a little dizzy, I still found it hard to suppress my emotions upon seeing how silly Xiao Bai looked.

"Master, I am stupid in everything I do. I can't do it well. Please don't be angry, okay? " Lil 'White rubbed his fingers under my chin and said shyly.

Looking at Whitey's black eyes, the anger in my heart gradually subsided. However, what followed was an impulse to ruthlessly hold Whitey in my arms and pinch it.

"If you're not angry, then I'm angry!" Even though I was no longer angry with Little White, I still pretended to be vicious with my words.

"Master, I was wrong. Can't you be more careful in the future?"

"No!" If he was wrong, he would be punished! And you, Silly girl, are so stupid, you will definitely make a lot of mistakes in the future! "

"Then what should I do?" Lil 'White said somewhat anxiously, while its pretty face blushed a lot.

"You are so stupid, it must be because …" I said as my eyes fell on Whitey's chest. "Because there is too much fat on its chest, it causes its brain to develop and become malnourished!"

"Huh?" Hearing what I said, Lil 'White lowered its head and looked at the twin peaks of its body that was so tall that it could burst out at any moment. Its eyes were filled with confusion.

"Then, then what should we do?"

"This has to be squeezed!" Squeeze more every day, suppress development, and then squeeze the water and meat out of it back into your head! That way you'll be smarter! "

Whitey frowned and looked at me doubtfully.

"Really? So I can be smart? Master, why did your eyes suddenly become so similar to Big Sister Ao Wu?

I coughed and said seriously, "It's because I'm too smart that you think my eyes are especially bright! As the saying goes, smart people have sharp and deep eyes, that's the principle, and I'm a host, would I lie to you? "From now on, you have to do as I say. In less than a month, I guarantee that your mind will be enlightened, your eyes will shine, and you will be able to see everything!"

"Oh, oh, that's amazing. "Then I'll try." Xiao Bai seemed to have been persuaded by me. Its big eyes were flowing with light. As the saying goes, a woman's chest is big but no brains are big. It seems like it is not just a rumor …

This Silly girl was truly hopeless.