Chapter 143 - Worship of a Master
Because the perverted girl gave us lunch, female Boss's hostility towards the perverted girl was immediately reduced by quite a bit. Furthermore, the perverted girl didn't seem to mind the argument with the female Boss this morning, I felt that the perverted girl was a pretty good person.
"Vice Battalion Commander, speaking of it, your kung fu is really amazing too. That weird footwork you used just now was so awesome, what kind of martial arts is it? " Thanks to the favor of the wretched girl, my relationship with her improved slightly. Thus, I started to chat with her.
"Hehe, you want to learn? If you want to learn, I can teach you." After I said that, the perverted girl raised her eyebrows and smiled at me.
"Ah?" You can teach me? " The lecherous girl's reply made me freeze for a moment. At first, I just asked casually, but I didn't expect her to actually say that she wanted to teach me.
"Hehe, our Martial Alliance had a rule in the past, saying that as long as it's a man, you can join our sect to impart a secret scripture on him. But after all these years, there were no more men. Big Wet Breast Battalion Commander said that you are the last man in the world, so you want to learn? Our Wushu Union's martial arts are suitable for men to practice. "Unfortunately, I'm afraid you're the only man left in this world." The wretched girl asked while picking at her nose, "Are you interested? The footwork I used just now was executed using my Qing Gong. "
"Qing Gong?" I frowned. "Isn't there really a qinggong in the world only in novels and movies?"
"Hehe, about this, of course there are a lot of exaggerations in the movies, but there really are some qinggong. Qing Gong, in short, was a training technique that stimulated a person's leg's potential. The human body had twelve meridians, eight extraordinary meridians, twelve meridians, twelve meridians, twelve skin parts, and fifteen meridians. "The practice of martial arts and Qing Gong is to control the circulation of the Qi and blood in the tendons and veins, exercise and stimulate the acupuncture points of the person, and through the tendons and veins, concentrate the strength of the person's body into one of the acupuncture points in the body to stimulate the person's potential."
"Everyone has potential. In order to save their daughter, the grandma would even lift a car. Those who fall into the grave would be able to jump out. These are all the effects of potential. "For martial arts practice, on one hand, it is to train the external muscles and bones. On the other hand, it is to master the muscles, veins, and acupoints in the body and to learn how to stimulate the human body's potential."
"Did you see me performing Qing Gong just now?" "I can perform my qinggong and walk very fast because I usually massage Shang Qiu and San Yin acupoints every day at Hai hour and Zi hour according to the cultivation method in" Zhou Yi Consultation ". Therefore, the blood and Qi in my ankle area is flowing smoothly and the tenacity of my tendons is better, which can stimulate the strength of the tendons in my foot at critical moments."
"Now, some international athletes and sportsmen seem to have a glorious record. In order to be able to set human limit records on the field, they have to rely only on their talent and their muscles that are trained the day after, but the development of their muscles, veins, and acupuncture points is still similar to when they were born from the mother's womb."
The lecherous girl gave a bunch of very professional explanations, which really opened my eyes. Before, I always thought that the wretched girl was a bit of a hypocrite, but now, I found out that she understood quite a lot of theories.
In the 21st century, I also heard quite a few rumors about the human body's potential. For example, in ancient times, there were hunters who would walk in the dark, but when they encountered a lion, they would shoot it with their arrows and then run away. The next day, when he went back to take a look, he found out that the lion from last night was only a stone lion, and his arrow had pierced into the stone lion's head. The hunter found it unbelievable and tried to shoot the stone lion again, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get the arrow into the stone lion.
It could be seen that when a person's potential exploded, they would indeed display abilities that far exceeded their usual level. As for the explanation that the lecherous girl gave me, it was about some techniques to develop the human body's potential. What she was talking about was much more scientific than the qi refining and mind calming techniques in the wuxia novels. It was quite convincing.
"Really? Is that a person who practices martial arts stronger than an athlete? "
"That might not be the case. True inner force skills can still develop a person's potential, but right now most of the people in the society just focus on external force skills, so the majority of people who practice martial arts are still around the same as normal people. At most, they will only be able to overthrow others with their techniques, like Taichi Fist, judo martial arts, sword arts and so on." Only a true martial arts grandmaster would be an expert in both internal and external cultivation. When their potential is unleashed, they are able to unleash abilities that far exceed those of international athletes. " The wretched girl rolled her eyes at me, "However, the rarity of a Grandmaster like this is second only to a man like you." They were mostly experts who lived in seclusion, never came out of the world, and never accepted interviews. "Not many people know either." The vulgar woman's words were like a giant boulder smashing into my heart, setting off a thousand ripples.
In the past, when I was reading wuxia novels, I always felt that those martial arts experts who could fly over walls and travel thousands of miles in a single day were all just illusions. Those so-called light martial arts skills are even more unrealistic and exaggerated, and they were something that was made up by a person, but today, after listening to the vulgar woman's explanation, I felt that a door opened in front of me, and on the other side of the door was a martial arts world that I had never truly understood before.
"Since those masters are so powerful, why don't they show their faces to the world and broaden their horizons?"
"Hehe, will you let the whole world know that you're a man?" The lecherous girl smiled and asked me back, causing me to freeze for a moment.
"No," I said, shaking my head at the thought of my months of flight.
"Then that's it? If the secret manuals of those grandmasters were to be leaked out, there would be a flood of experts in the world, and the value of grandmasters would be greatly reduced. Thus, grandmasters were people who kept a low profile. Haha. However, he would still be able to see some Grandmasters every four years at the Wushu Union Great Assembly. For example, my mother is currently the leader of the Martial Alliance. In a situation where some hidden experts don't say anything, my mother's martial arts skills are rarely seen. "Heh heh."
The perverted girl seems to be very proud of her status as a member of the martial arts family, and she sneakily smiled at me.
"Is your mother good? It runs faster than the world's 100-meter champion, and when it jumps, it's even faster than the world's champion of high jump? " I asked curiously.
After being asked this question, the wretched girl narrowed her eyes and said, "This is the most amateur and idiotic way of asking. If we were to compare martial arts, it would be meaningless. Indeed, if they wanted a martial arts master to compete against some world champions, they might not necessarily win. Because those matches not only had explosive power, but also had stamina and stamina. As for the martial arts competition, it would only take a few seconds, or even a single stride or wave of a hand, to settle it. I dare say that although my mother, including many martial arts grandmasters, may not be as good as those world champions when compared to a 100-meter sprint, she would definitely win if compared to a speed of 10 or 20 meters. And you know, the fastest runner in the world right now, Irina Benjamin, with a 100-meter record of 10 seconds and 43 seconds, actually runs at about the same frequency as a 50-year-old woman. She runs as fast as some runners because of the springiness of her feet, but the frequency of her legs can hardly be improved. However, a true martial arts grandmaster could increase the speed of their running in a short period of time. Others could raise their legs five times a second, but a martial arts grandmaster could raise their legs ten times by developing their potential. "How is it? Impressive, right?"
"F * ck, isn't that awesome!" After hearing the wretched girl's explanation, I couldn't help but curse. I looked at her excitedly, "Then can you teach me martial arts? for me to become like those experts? "
"Hehe, as for you, it's basically impossible for you to become a master. You are already over 20 years old and your bones have basically closed, so it's hard for you to train your bones. From the age of 5 to 16, it's the golden age of martial arts practice. However, with your fat and fat, hehe, you can still train your muscles. If you're willing to learn seriously, learn some techniques, and then develop some potential, you can still improve quite a bit, and if you learn the acupuncture method, then it's no problem to bully our Battalion Commander. Also, if you know the method of using Death Acupuncture Points, you can still kill people without using any weapons. "Well, would you like to learn?"
When I heard the wretched girl say that I have passed my golden age, I still felt a little disappointed. Just now, when I heard the wretched girl's explanation, I thought that I was like those protagonists in the wuxia novels, the opportunity to train in martial arts has arrived. I didn't expect the wretched girl to cruelly tell me that I had passed my best period of martial arts training. However, the perverted girl also told me that I could learn some acupuncture techniques. Thinking about 's method to train one's body, especially the method to train one's body, and the method to train one's body, which the perverted girl used to point female Boss, I was still interested. If I could learn the acupuncture technique, then I could still use it in the future. Furthermore, the wretched girl said that being able to bully a fiery girl after learning the Pressure Point Technique is a joke, but when I thought of the helpless expression on the fiery girl's serious and angry face, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement.
"Great!" I want to learn! Can you really teach me? "
"Of course." When I saw her wretched smile, however, I started to sweat. An ominous premonition welled up in my heart.
"But. If you learn martial arts from me, that means I'm your master, right? "
"Uh, do we still have to acknowledge him as our teacher?"
"Of course I have to acknowledge him as my teacher!" The wretched girl frowned and said, "If you really want to learn, why don't you kneel down and kowtow three times like in the television?"
What the heck, why did this wretched girl have to play with me?
However, there's nothing I can do about it. After all, they do have real ability. Furthermore, in order to learn some of it, I'll just acknowledge them as my teacher. In any case, a lecherous girl was a beauty, so having a beautiful master was not bad.
Thinking of this, I recalled the legendary story of Yang Guo and Xiao Long in "The Heroic Couple of the Divine Condors". I also thought of the bad things about them, so I decided to stop her in time.
"All right. Master. I knelt down before the wretched girl and kowtowed three times. Little White was stupefied by my actions, obviously unable to imagine that I, the host Lord, would kneel to someone else.
"Hehe, not bad, not bad. I can see that you're quite sincere. Since that's the case, I'll take you as my disciple." Then she suddenly stretched out her hands and rubbed them in front of my face, rubbing her thumb and forefinger together.
At the start, I didn't understand what the perverted girl meant by rubbing her fingers, but a blank look appeared on my face.
"Hehe, since you've already acknowledged me as your disciple, you should at least hand over the tuition fee, right? "Every month's price is 1000, and every year's price is 20%. If you don't accept any haggling, well, kiss."
Hearing the wretched girl's words and seeing the sinister smile on her face that was even more sinister than Sun and Moon Village's, I immediately knew that I was tricked by this wretched girl.
"Holy sh * t!"