Chapter 148 - Physical Strength Test
With the continuous movements of the wretched girl, my body started to get hotter and hotter, especially my head. I felt that my face was burning, and beads of sweat were seeping out from my forehead. I even suspected that if I continued doing this, there would be steam coming out from the top of my head. The massage lasted for more than ten minutes. In the end, I felt as if my head was on fire, but at the end, the wretched girl suddenly smacked my back, causing me to exhale hot air. After exhaling hot air, I felt my hot body temperature gradually drop, but the difference from how tired I was after bed, after being massaged by the wretched girl, not only did I not feel tired, instead, I felt refreshed, I felt extremely comfortable, as if the pent-up air in my chest had been dispelled at this moment, and my mood had also improved.
"How is it, is it good? "Haha."
"This is great! It's really great!" While exhaling, I turned around and smiled at the wretched girl. The wretched girl laughed mischievously with a complacent look on her face.
"This is only the most basic massage technique. I'll teach you to massage some other acupuncture points. For example, long-term massage of the ankle above about four fingers of the three yin acupoints, can treat abdominal distension, menstrual disorder, abnormal leucorrhea, slow aging. "The book also says that a man's massage can cure impotence and ejaculation." Saying this, a peculiar expression flashed across the vulgar woman's eyes.
"Uh, you know impotence?" I asked in a low voice. F * ck me, are you for real? This wretched girl actually knew about impotence, moreover, massaging acupuncture points had a healing effect on impotence?
"This is what the book says. "Although I'm not a man, but I've read books on the structure of human body, how could I not know such basic common sense?" The lecherous girl smiled lewdly at me. Then, she suddenly extended her hand and grabbed my chest. She rubbed it a few times.
"Uh, Master, do you have acupuncture points on your chest as well?" Looking at the lecherous girl's actions, I was stunned for a moment.
"Oh, no acupuncture points. I just felt it twice with my hands, is that not okay?" The perverted girl's body froze for a moment, then she raised her head and asked me with a perverted smile.
"Damn master, are you messing with me?!" This is the first time I've been so openly and obscenely humiliated by a girl. Although I used to flirt and flirt with the Cold Woman a lot in the past, but at that time, I already had a legal and proper relationship with her. Even so, my relationship with that wretched girl hasn't reached that extent yet, but she's still using the excuse of massaging me?
F * ck, isn't that a female hooligan?
"Someone seems to have a problem with that? How about I tell the secret that someone is a man? "
"Em, Master, feel me if you want, feel me if you want!" I was stunned. Facing the perverted lady's malicious intent, I could only accept it. I had no choice but to lower my head as I am also relying on someone else.
I simply threw myself onto the bed, opened my arms, closed my eyes, and let the lecherous girl deal with me. Anyway, the wretched girl is also a beauty, letting a great beauty touch my whole body, I don't feel that there is anything to lose.
Seeing my actions, the perverted girl laughed out loud.
"In the end, this lowly one has still obeyed this old lady, right? Wahaha." The perverted girl smiled and pulled me up before saying, "I won't bullshit with you anymore. Since the lights are still on, I'll teach you a few more key acupuncture points."
"This is the Fenglong Acupuncture Point. It can stop cough and dissolve phlegm, suppress obesity, and also reduce mental weakness."
"This is Shang Qiu acupoint, one of the biggest acupoints in the human body, able to treat gastroenteritis!"
"This is the Taixi Acupuncture Point, it can treat toothache, throat swelling and pain, it's good for curing joint swelling and pain, and it's also good for your hands and feet!"
I had to admit that the perverted girl's character was questionable, but her teaching ability and patience were undeniable. Under her tutelage, I was still able to remember quite a few acupuncture points.
After listening to the lecherous girl's explanation and guidance, I gradually changed my opinion of her. However, she suddenly clapped her hands and jumped off the bed.
"As for the rest, I've been too lazy to teach you. Go ahead and read by yourself. "Going to bed?"
"Damn, I better get back to what I was thinking."
Once the wretched girl got onto the bed, she started to massage herself. As for Xiao Bai and female Boss, I naturally let them obediently go to bed as well.
When Lil 'White saw Lil' White being massaged by Lil 'White, he was surprised. He was both envious and impressed. He even wanted me to ask Lil' White if there was any massage methods that would make people smarter.
At that time, I took over the words of the wretched girl and said,
"Yes, I do. I massage your chest everyday. You'll be smarter when I touch you."
The wretched girl naturally knew that I was joking with Xiaobai, but she agreed with me. She sat cross-legged on the bed, looked at Xiaobai's astonishing big chest, then raised her thumb, and echoed me:
"Not bad, not bad. What my disciple said makes a lot of sense." The chest is one of the most concentrated points of the human body's nerves. Repeatedly pressing and massaging the Shanzhong and the mastery points of the chest can stimulate the nerve endings of the human body, allow the blood and vital energy to rush to the brain, activate the brain, and then have the effect of developing the brain's intelligence. " The pervert's words were clearly nonsense, but she actually pretended to be righteous, causing Whitey to open its mouth wide.
"So it really can make people smart!" I knew Master wasn't lying to me! "Hee hee." What made me surprised was that Whitey actually believed the dirty girl's words and started massaging her large and sturdy coconut. It even gritted its teeth, revealing a strenuous look. It made me flabbergasted. As for the dirty girl, her smile could already match the swindler's expression as though she had gotten the money.
Unfortunately, I didn't look at Whitey blankly for long before the thief girl and the rest returned from the shower. They turned out the lights as soon as they returned, so everyone had to go to bed. Besides the wretched girl who was still cultivating with her legs crossed, everyone else, including Whitey, had all lied down. Of course, I don't know if Lil 'White is lying in bed doing chest exercises.
After lights out in the barracks, it was a relatively free time. Just like how college students would sleep in their dorms at night, they would chat about boring topics. However, because there were specialized personnel checking the rooms, they did not dare to speak too loudly.
"Hey, Little Hang, aren't you familiar with Zhu Shan even more? Who the hell was she? She dares to fight against our Sister Hai today, and so fiercely as well. Previously, because I brought Little White and the female Boss to stand guard outside, they did not have the chance to ask me about it. Now that everyone is together at night, she has the time to ask me about it. Actually, I had already expected this question. After all, there were many witnesses present today, so it would be impossible to not be suspicious.
This question temporarily baffled me, but fortunately, I was prepared. I was stunned for a moment before I explained to the thief.
"We all came from remote villages. Zhu Shan (female Boss), she is a mute! Furthermore, since she had no family members and no education, she lived together with livestock. Therefore, she had a bit of the disposition of a beast. "She was recruited into the army because of her superior physique, so she doesn't understand anything …" I guiltily made up my lie, since the identity of the female Boss couldn't be exposed, so I made up a lie saying that the female Boss came from a big mountain village and didn't know how to speak and didn't understand the rules outside, temporarily suppressing my doubts.
"So you all came from the mountains. No wonder you all didn't mention your backgrounds. What is Zhu Shan's relationship with you? Is she your Shi Daifu, or your housekeeping guard? "
"Uh, well, we're just friends."
"Oh ~ ~ So it's like that. Then what about Qiu Le? I think the three of you are pretty good. Could it be that the three of you will be living together in the future?! " The thief continued to ask.
"About that, it's hard to say what will happen in the future. However, right now, the three of us can be considered good friends. " I can only explain it this way. This woman is particularly talkative and has a lot of questions, so I can only try to answer with vague words. Otherwise, it would be bad if he said too much.
"Oh, oh ~ ~ So that's how it is." The girl with the thief eyes said, "However, Zhu Shan was really ruthless when she fought with our Sister Hai today. Right now, Zhu Shan is dressed superbly in our Cooking Camp s. "Haha."
As expected, the situation that I didn't want to happen happened. The matter of the female Boss and the perverted girl making a move had already spread out. I don't know what kind of effect it will have in the future.
"It can't be, is there really a need?" It's just a small fight. "
After all, our Sister Hai has always been too abnormal. To have someone like Zhu Shan, who was comparable to the Sister Hai, it was naturally quite eye-catching. Besides, it was very rare to see people fighting in the military camp. There are very few people in Sister Hai that can make us go all out. " the thief whispered to me in the dark.
There were indeed a lot of words spoken by the Thief, and they all seemed to be chattering nonstop.
"I wonder what Zhu Shan's overall results will be like. Who knows, she might even be able to break our Sister Hai's record."
After hearing this, I was slightly taken aback.
"All aspects of the physical fitness test?"
"That's right, the day after tomorrow is Sunday, and the entire Physical Test will begin soon. I wonder if anyone will be able to shake Sister Hai's abnormal record that no one can beat. "Hah."