When Black Impermanence heard this, he used one hand to cover his throbbing face, then waved his hand to explain, "No, don't shout, that's not what I meant!"
"Then what do you mean? If you don't let go, I won't be polite anymore! "
"Grandma Meng, stop hitting me. I-I-I'm not borrowing money, nor am I being rude."
"If it's not that, then what is it? It's molesting, it's molesting!"
"…"
This fool, his good plans were all messed up by him. Xiang Xue'er was sweating frantically behind the tree. She sighed madly. If this went on, it would really turn into molestation. If it really messed up, even snow from the city wouldn't come out.
Xiang Xue'er clenched her teeth and rushed out from behind the tree with a small box in her hands. She was prepared to save Black Impermanence from the fire, but before she could do so, Grandma Meng angrily pulled Black Impermanence up and kicked him off the bridge.
"Wow!" After Black Impermanence screamed, there was a loud "plop" sound as he fell into the water. After struggling for a while, bubbles began to bubble.
"Oh, no!" Xiang Xue'er stretched out her neck to look at the surface of the water. She was so frightened that she shouted, "Save him! Save him! Someone fell into the river!"
Grandma Meng grabbed Xiang Xue'er and unhappily scolded her, "Stop screaming, you dead girl!" It's fine if the wolf drowned, but he dares to eat my tofu! "
Forget about Black Impermanence being stupid, he just had to run into an even more stupid woman. What should he do now? Forget it, he should save her first.
Hua Ling handed the embroidered box to Grandma Meng and jumped into the water while pinching his nose. It took a lot of effort before he managed to drag Black Impermanence out of the river.
"You really are stupid, and you still want me to stink all over." Xiang Xue'er scolded him while fart. She sat on the shore and panted heavily. When she turned around and saw that this idiot was still spitting bubbles like a crab, she went up and slapped his face with her palm, waking him up.
Xiang Xue'er reached out to touch the droplets of water on her face and grumpily began to teach him a lesson. "You can even take a girl into the river, and you still want me to jump into the river to save you. You are such a useless person."
"Wuwuwu!" Black Impermanence began to sob sorrowfully. He could only use one song to replace his current mood, and that was: Too much grievance.
She stood up and looked at Grandma Meng as she walked over and said, "Grandma Meng, don't misunderstand. This idiot wants to court you, not borrow money from you. The ring in this box is something he specially prepared to give to you!"
With that, he reached out to pat the water stains on his body and said to the Black Impermanence, "This is your last chance. Seize it yourself. I'm going to need to change my clothes due to the stench!"
Grandma Meng was enlightened when she heard this. So this was what it was, huh? It was a flower petal, and it was also a champagne wine?
She slowly opened the brocade box in her hands, and a red flower ring made from the Resurrection Lily entered her sight. Her ears felt hot, and she was momentarily at a loss as to what to say.
Xiang Xue'er took a few steps forward and hid behind the big tree. Seeing the two of them squirming, not knowing what to say, she covered her mouth and laughed. "Looks like falling into the water wasn't for nothing. There's hope!"
"There is finally hope for saving Lian City's snow!" Xiang Xue'er rubbed her nose with all her might and sneezed 'ahh!' with a super invincible sound.
Wuu! "No, I'd better hurry and change my clothes. Otherwise, if I don't see Lian Cheng Xue'er catch a cold first, then the gains won't make up for the losses.
Black Impermanence's act of courting a girl was finally accomplished. Xiang Xue'er took a random ghost servant piece of clothing and changed. She hid the AK-47 within her clothes and puffed out her beer belly. If she were to mix in with the crowd and put on some makeup, no one would be able to recognize her.
It just so happened that Black Impermanence came back jubilantly. Xiang Xue'er quickly went over and said, "Hey, Old Black, I've helped you with your matters. You should do the things you promised me, right?"
"Ah?" Who are you? " Black Impermanence was very proud. He turned his head and stared at Xiang Xue for a long time before finally reacting. "Hey, why are you dressed like this? I almost didn't recognize you."
Sure enough, it was best if she didn't recognize him. Xiang Xue'er felt a wave of happiness in her heart. After finding Lian Chengxue, she would disguise herself as a ghost and leave without anyone noticing. It wouldn't take her much effort to settle this matter.
Xiang Xue'er was secretly excited. 'Big sister, I'm really too smart.' She reached out and patted Black Impermanence's shoulder. "Hurry, take me to see my friend.'
Black Impermanence rubbed his nose with his hand and said with an expression that said "What are you talking about?" "Why can't I understand?"
What? Not understanding, Xiang Xue'er saw his expression and immediately understood what he was trying to do. Fine, you win, let's see how I'll punish you. With one hand on her waist and the other in front of her mouth, she opened her mouth and shouted, "Aiya, Black Impermanence! It's spring. I like Grandma Meng. I even fell into the river to pick up a girl! "
"Aiya, my little mistress, quickly stop calling me!" Black Impermanence quickly covered her mouth and begged, "Seriously, I'm scared of you. Alright, what's the name of your friend? I'll go and check it right away!"
"Lian Chengxue, the best of the best!" Xiang Xue'er looked at Black Impermanence with a smile. Little one, you dare to fight with me. Be careful, I don't want you to die in a very rhythmic manner.
"Is that so? How many days have they been dead? If I didn't do anything bad when I was still alive, I should be queuing up for reincarnation. " As Black Impermanence spoke, he walked towards the Reincarnation Gate while staying with Xiang Xue.
"Two days." Indeed, far away, Xiang Xue'er saw Lian Chengxue waiting in line there. He wore a long white robe and had his hair in a mess as he looked up at the souls entering the Reincarnation Gate one by one, first drinking Grandma Meng's Soup handed to him by the Messenger, then forgetting the past and entering the door to reincarnate.
He felt depressed. He muttered to himself, "After drinking this Grandma Meng's Elixir, I can forget about everything else. I really hope I don't have to drink it. That way, I won't forget Xue Er and my friends."
Upon seeing this, Xiang Xue'er hurried over. Taking advantage of the crowded situation, she grabbed his hand and said, "Shh! It's me. Don't make any noise. I'm here to pick you up!"
Lian Chengxue turned his head and immediately asked in a low voice with surprise, "Xue'er, why are you here as well? Are you dead too? "
Xiang Xue'er shook her head. She looked around and said, "I'm not dead. I just came in." No matter what happens later, remember, you have to cooperate with me, okay? "
Lian Chengxue seemed to understand and nod his head. Suddenly, Xiang Xue'er fart. She sat on the ground and started to cry crazily while holding Lian Chengxue's hand, "Husband, you died such a miserable death. How are you going to live if you leave me orphans and widows behind?"
"Huh?" What's the situation? When she caused such a ruckus, everyone looked at her in confusion. Then, the ghosts from the 3rd level surrounded her. Luckily, I've watched a lot of TV shows and had to be on stage at critical moments.
She was crying so bitterly, so bitterly, that the ghosts around her vanished. One by one, the Messengers heard the cry and before they could put down the soup bowl in their hands, they came over, "What's going on? "What in the world is going on here?!"
Black Impermanence didn't think that she would make such a ruckus, so he quickly walked over and pulled her. "Stop it, you just wanted to take a look. The ruckus is too big, I have to leave."
When Xiang Xue'er heard this, she immediately winked at Lian Chengxue. When he saw this expression, he immediately rushed over as well. The two of them refused to let go even if they were dead, and there were more and more people watching the show.