C238

Chapter 238 - Deceiving Uncle

Lin Hao immediately cursed as his eyes widened, as if he was looking at something inconceivable.

"How many?"

Lin Hao cried out in alarm.

The old man chuckled. "Thirty years old."

Lin Hao instantly felt that the world was changing too quickly, catching him off guard.

The two words, 'Nimby', surfaced in his mind and did not leave him for a long time.

The man in front of him who looked like he was in his sixties or seventies was actually only thirty years old. Impossible! Logically speaking, those who regularly worked out already lived to a much younger age! He swallowed his saliva with great difficulty and asked, "Uncle? Isn't your aging a bit too fast? "

Hearing Lin Hao's question, the boss also let out a sigh.

"Ugh ~"

"It was all caused by the young and ignorant ~"

His tone was filled with melancholy and regret.

Lin Hao was startled, his face showing some hesitation and asked: "Elder? May I ask how you were so mature and how you were ignorant in the past? "

Lin Hao had to hold in his anger for a long time before he could think of the word 'mature'.

The old man sighed and then straightened his chest, saying sternly, "Think of the new year! This old man is the same as you, a handsome and elegant man. "

It looked like he was praising Lin Hao, but the latter didn't sound right.

"Back then, when I was young and ignorant, I once again stumbled upon the collection of classical works of art belonging to Teacher Boduo. I attempted to use a gun to exchange for a cannon for the first time in my life, but who knew that I would be unable to stop now?"

The old man looked at Lin Hao indifferently, with a hint of melancholy and melancholy in his eyes.

"Sigh, YY is poisonous. Addiction. Once addicted, it could not be stopped. I do it three times a day, every morning, every night. "Later on, because I wasn't satisfied with the five ladies, I started a romantic life. At that time, based on my handsome face, there were still many girls who stuck to me and had a comfortable life …"

Lin Hao immediately became helpless, and said: "Uncle? You haven't said how you became like this after talking so much! "

"Ugh ~"

"That's a long story. Back then, because I was handsome, I changed one girlfriend almost every day, maybe even two or three. Once I was done, I would run away."

Lin Hao immediately exclaimed, "What the f * * k! So exciting! "Uh, no, what's that?"

Lin Hao was really unable to think of a word to describe his romantic past.

"Sigh ~ Three shots a day, two packs of cigarettes and one bottle of white wine, plus instant noodles every night, that's why it looks like this."

He didn't forget to be sad even after finishing his sentence.

Lin Hao was instantly dumbstruck, what the f * ck! Why are you so reckless? It was already good that his mother didn't die! What the f * * k was there to be sad about!

Immediately afterwards, the Great Master revealed a kind smile and changed his tone, saying, "Luckily, I met an expert that recommended a divine medicine, the Muscle Piercing Pill."

It was unknown when he had taken out a small white bottle from the capital. The words "Muscle Piercing Pill" were written in large numbers on the bottle. It was extremely eye-catching.

"Ever since I've eaten this, my body's condition has improved significantly. Not only does it strengthen my body, it also makes me stronger." He immediately put his head close to Lin Hao's ear and said: "It can also increase that area of evil power, and make women more comfortable. More importantly, it can also improve where the woman is, and will not be relaxed because of the lasting power."

Hearing that, Lin Hao's eyes lit up.

The old man's heart was moved, "Young man? Was his heart moved? How about it? Would you like a bottle? "

Lin Hao was startled, "I do not need that, my body functions are still very outstanding, I do not need that now."

"Ai!"

The old man's expression became serious and said: "Young man! You can't say it like that, of course I've taken more forks than you can eat, and you'll need it in the future. As you and I are fated, I'll give you a 998 discount, and as long as you are 998, you can immediately bring this muscle piercing pill home. Not only will it strengthen your body, it will also make your girlfriend happier!

The more Lin Hao listened, the more he felt that something was amiss. When he heard the phrase "998", his face immediately darkened.

A strange expression flashed across his face as he asked, "Uncle?" You're not a salesman, are you? "

These words immediately made the old man unhappy, and he said unhappily, "What do you mean by peddling!? This old man will not do such a malicious thing! "

Lin Hao felt that he spoke incorrectly and corrected himself: "Then you are a salesman?"

"Bullshit!"

Immediately, the boss cursed, "What marketing! This old man is already so old, why would I do that? This old man has enough money to spend! "

"Then why did you give it as a recommendation?"

Before he could finish, the lord interrupted him.

"Young man! This grandpa did this to prevent you from following the old path and specially prepared it for you. With how handsome you are, there will definitely be a lot of beauties for girls. If you're a smart person, you should prepare some more of these medicine. "

"Young man, don't hesitate anymore. If it wasn't for the two of us being fated, no matter what, I wouldn't introduce you to this thing. Why are you hesitating?" Should we hurry up and buy them? "

It had to be said that this master's marketing skills were still very high. Lin Hao practically didn't have the slightest ability to refute, and was fooled by the master in such a muddled manner, spending 99% of his money.

Lin Hao looked at the small white bottle in his hand, and asked. "Uncle? Are you really not a salesman? "

A few black lines flashed across the old man's face. "No."

"You promise?"

"I promise."

"Oh."

Lin Hao nodded.

"Alright, young man, you should continue with your training. This old man still has some time to go home."

The old man left without even turning his head.

Lin Hao was still staring at the small medicine bottle in his hand.

He suddenly raised his head and shouted: "Master! "Are you old?"

The old man, who had only taken a few steps, turned his head and replied, "I'm 92nd this year!"

After saying that, he seemed to have realized something and ran off.

The speed of the dance made the surrounding aunts dumbstruck. However, within their dumbstruck eyes, there seemed to be a glimmer of light, as if they were hunters looking at their prey.

Only Lin Hao was left in the park, dazed in the cold wind.

F * ck you!

At this moment, it was as if there were still tens of millions of mud horses galloping in his heart.

In that instant when he was in a daze, Lin Hao loosened his hand and the white bottle fell onto the ground. The bottle mouth did not seem to be tight, because the white pill inside had already fallen to the ground. Lin Hao immediately picked up the things in the bottle and unwillingly wiped the dirt off the bottle.

He roughly took a look. There were a total of ten pills, and one pill was worth ninety-nine dollars and eighty dollars. If he lost it, he would be reluctant to part with it.

Curious, he placed the pill by his nose and sniffed it.

It is said that curiosity kills the cat, but the world doesn't know that curiosity hurts.

Every time he inhaled, his face would darken. It was so dark that ink could drip out of it.

The cool taste of mint rushed into his nose.

F * ck you! Gum!

The anger in his heart, he thought of how he spent a thousand yuan to buy ten pieces of gum, and his heart ached …

One Thousand Yuan?

Lin Hao seemed to have suddenly realized something and shouted: "Fuck! That bastard still owes me two dollars! "

At this time, the old man had already returned home and was happily counting the bills in his hands, left and right, which made Han Jie's eyes light up.

"Dad? Did you just take it? How can there be so much money? "

The old man laughed, "This morning when I went to exercise in the park, I accidentally bumped into a kid and sold him a bottle of medicine."

"…"

Han Jie was suddenly helpless, and looked at his own father weakly, as if he had already gotten used to it.

A fawning expression appeared on his face as he said, "Dad, just look at you, just look at me. Why are you even giving me money? You make your son seem a little embarrassed."

The Great Master laughed and immediately gave him a big slap, saying with disdain, "Scram! F * ck! You only know how to ask your father for money, don't you know your mother's temper? Usually, laozi doesn't even have any pocket money, then laozi would smoke until his butt was burnt. "

Han Jie pondered for a moment and felt that what his father said was true. There was some truth to it and he couldn't help but develop a feeling that they were both worlds apart.

He wondered what Lin Hao would look like after seeing this scene.

"Ai!" That's right! " Uncle seemed to have suddenly thought of something and asked, "Where's my darling granddaughter?"

When Han Jie thought about how his daughter, whom he had doted on for more than twenty years, had been kidnapped by Lin Ha, he felt extremely unhappy in his heart.

His granddaughter's eyes were wide open as she asked, "That granddaughter of mine has a boyfriend?"

Han Jie nodded.

The old man was lost in thought.

After a while, he asked, "Is that kid rich?"

His two muddy eyes glowed with a faint light.

immediately became excited, waved his hand, and shouted: "Dad! Don't even mention it! That kid is quite rich. He gave me two million in one month! "

"What the f * ck!" Two million! "

The old man could not believe it, "Then how much f * * king money is it?!"

Han Jie looked at this poor bastard's father with disdain, and said: "Father? No matter what, you're still the head of the Han family, and two million is enough to shock you to this extent? Can't you have some potential? "So what if our family has so much money?"

Han Jie immediately held his father high, afraid that the other party would think too highly of his money.

The old man immediately slapped him hard in the face and cursed, "What Han Family Head? This old man's life is worse than a dog's, so what if I have money? All the money is in your mother's hands! Can I afford to spend even a single cent? "

Speaking up to here, Han Jie and the old man sighed at the same time, unable to understand what kind of sin the two of them committed in their previous life, to be completely suppressed by a woman.

"Today is my ninety-second birthday. What gift are you going to give me?" the old man suddenly asked.

Han Jie was surprised, "Ninety-two years old? Dad? Are you stupid? Even if you live for another twenty years, you are still not ninety-two years old! "

The old man seemed to have realized something, he smiled and explained: "I was lying to that brat in the park! If you're not careful, you'll find it easy to talk about it. "

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