Sometimes, there's nothing good to eat if you make a woman, oh no, a vixen angry.
Shangguan Wan cast a spell and a gust of wind blew. Wu Daju was left with only his underpants.
"What's going on? "What's going on?"
The two beauties in his arms were filled with terror, "Ah, ghosts!" Haunted! "
Then the two girls stumbled away.
Wu Xiaofei also felt a little intimidated, looking at Shangguan Wan in ignorance. "Beauty, th-th-this …"
"I'm so scared." She quickly retreated into his embrace, purposely acting weak in front of that old fart.
Although Wu Datong's skin was rather thick, it was not really proper for him to stand naked in front of his son. Thus, he hurried back to his room.
Dammit, where did this demonic wind come from, to the point that I have to look for a beautiful lady again?
However, thinking back, the woman beside his son did not seem to be a kind person. It was best to remind his son to be careful.
Wu Xiaofei was extremely obedient to Shangguan Wan. After all, not only did foxes need a beautiful skin to seduce a man, they also needed bewitching skills. She had put in a lot of effort to seduce him.
At night, even if it was "thrilling", Wu Xiaofei was eager to give it a try.
"Beauty, where are you? Beauty? " Wu Xiaofei's eyes were blindfolded by the black cloth. It was obvious that the two of them were trying to amuse themselves.
He had never played with Nangong Yu like this in the Imperial Palace before. If he thought about it carefully, wouldn't it be ridiculous for the Emperor to play with such vulgar things?
Moreover, Nangong Yu wasn't someone who knew how to play this game.
"I'm ahead of you, sir." Shangguan Wan sat on the beam, her legs swinging in the air, arms crossed in front of her chest.
At first, Wu Xiaofei was completely convinced of her, listening to her commands groping around. But then he felt that something was wrong, that the sound was coming from above.
He took off the cloth and looked up, and sure enough, Shangguan Wan was sitting on the beam.
"Aiyo, beauty, why did you run up there? Come down, don't break it. " Wu Xiaohu did not know martial arts. Of course, he did not need to know martial arts, as long as he had enough money to hire helpers to fight for him.
"Master, I don't want to go down, I just want to be on the house beam. How about you come up too? Don't you want me to try and see what it feels like to be up there?" For a girl to say something like that was indeed a bit shameful.
If Nangong Yu was here, he would be so angry that his lungs would explode.
"But I don't know how to go up?" This, I, I don't even know kung fu. " Wu Xiaofei was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan. How could this beauty be so mischievous? He could not even eat the meat of a swan that was in his mouth.
Shangguan Wan smiled, "Master, there should be a ladder in the house, why don't you build a ladder."
With her around, he believed that he could turn the entire Wu Residence upside down.
Wu Xiaobao nodded his head and shouted toward the door, "Bring me a ladder!"
When his henchman outside the door received the order, he quickly went to complete it.
Not long after, Wu Xiaofei climbed up the ladder anxiously, saliva almost flowing out of his mouth.
"Beauty, wait for a while, I'll come up right now."
Shangguan Wan snickered in her heart. This fool, she was so silly that she didn't want to bully him anymore, but now that she was on the line, she had no choice but to make her move.
She still symbolically reminded him, "Master, you have to slow down. Don't fall down."
This kind of man was really silly and adorable. If a fool were to meet a fox spirit, what kind of sparks would they collide with each other?
Wu Xiaozhuan was about to reach the beam when his legs gave way and he fell down along with the ladder.
"Aiyo …" "I'm in so much pain …" Wu Xiaofei struggled on the ground, his head spinning from the pain.
Our culprit flew down from the rafters and knelt beside him. He said with a kind of hypocrisy: "Master, are you alright?"
"My leg, my waist, even my ass is hurting." Wu Xiaofei cried out in pain.
Shangguan Wan helped him to lie down on the bed, massaging his waist, "I already said to be careful, but I just won't listen. If something happens, how am I going to live?"
Wu Xiaobao was already in pain, but seeing his little beauty so sad, he comforted her, "Beauty, don't worry. I'll be fine for two days."
That night, Shangguan Wan had spent safe and sound.
The next morning, Wu Xiaofei opened his eyes but did not see his young beauty.
"Beauty? Beauty? "
If he didn't hear the answer, then he would be screwed. Could it be that the beauty ran away? He had suffered so much, yet he still hadn't gotten her.
The two lackeys hurriedly ran in, "Master, what can I do for you?"
"Where is my beauty? Where did my beauty go? " Wu Xiaofei roared crazily.
"Master, your beauty seems to have gone to the kitchen."
"The kitchen? What's she doing in the kitchen? " Hearing that she didn't run away, his heart that was hanging in the air finally stopped. He had truly scared himself out of his wits.
After a long wait, Shangguan Wan finally showed up with a bowl of medicinal food in her hand, "Master, you fell last night, I was afraid you might be sick, so I took the medicine in the pharmacy early in the morning, and then I brought it to cook for you in the kitchen. Now you should hurry up and drink it, don't waste my good intentions."
"Beauty is the most caring." Wu Xiaofei took it sweetly and slowly consumed it. His expression of enjoyment was as if he was eating some delicacy.
Shangguan Wan smiled without a word, watching him finish her bowl of medicine with bird poop.
After a simple cleaning up, Shangguan Wan supported Wu Xiaofei out of the door. Since the wound on his waist was not yet healed, one hand was still supporting his waist.
In the main hall, when dinner time arrived, Master Wu and several concubines were already seated, waiting for the two of them.
The rules of the residence were basically like this. Whoever was Wu Xiaofei's new pet would have the right to sit and eat in the main hall.
As for Wu Xiaofei's original wife, since she could not stand him being distracted like this, she decided to go back to her parents' home and never return to the Wu Residence.
And Wu Xiaofei also didn't have any feelings for her, she loved it so much, but she was still living a carefree life.
"What's wrong with young master?" How can your waist be so badly injured? " The one who spoke was the Fifth Concubine.
"What else? He must have used too much strength last night and dodged to the side. It's understandable for youngsters to do things so crazily." The one who answered was the eighth concubine.
Shangguan Wan knew that the fight in the mansion was similar to a palace fight, where several women surrounded a man.
Wu Xiaofei obviously didn't like the eighth concubine as she scolded her, "Shut the hell up, it's not your place to interrupt this father's business."
Speaking of the relationship between the eighth concubine and Wu Xiaofei, that went back two years.
Two years ago, when Wu Xiaofei was in love with a woman called the jacaranda, one day, several women from the mansion went to climb the mountain together. Because it was raining that day, the path up the mountain was a little slippery, the jacaranda accidentally slipped, and the eighth concubine was standing right next to her, but she didn't reach out to pull her, so the jacaranda rolled into the brambles and died with wounds all over its body.
This matter made Wu Xiaohu hate his eighth concubine. He was not a devoted person, but he did not allow others to hurt what he liked.
Even if he did not love the jacaranda now, his hatred of his eighth concubine would not be erased.