"Theme" tell a joke, the first national costume love orchid "

the first floor

" building owner ":

accidentally, ob (online game watching system) arrived at the training match between the operator team and the Korean expression pack team - we all know that the training match is usually not ob, this time it is specially released When the landlord saw it, it had already started for a few minutes. One blood was single in the opposite side. Other teammates didn't assist. Smiling was killed by a single person.

In a word, he lost miserably. In the opposite direction, Atai smashed smiling with Loveland, and the middle road directly became a breakthrough

I can see that the other team-mates are trying to turn the tables.

The Czar who couldn't hold the middle road was mentally retarded. He would die if the regiment war was too big. He was doubled by the crazy pressure of soldiers! How to play this Let's have a look at what you've been talking about these days.

The 2nd floor

"Arvin":

win and lose, you have the best set.

on the 3rd floor, what can a training match say? What can a training match say? What's the best way to win the game? It's time to think deeply about it. Why won so many champions and few people like this team

The Pope and brother Cheng were right to leave Tat again and again. Their fans must have breathed a sigh of relief? It is a contradiction to like a player but hate his team.

4th floor:

"mamodai fish":

Where are those motherfuckers upstairs? It's you who blew up in the first place? After winning a pile of domestic weak chicken teams, they yell louder than everyone else. They laugh to death. Do they hurt when they are beaten?

Tell a joke, China's first love orchid, was used by others to explode.

Tell me another joke, all huaban.

Never beat the South Korean team, this year S6 is still the Korean world.

"I laughed at that time":

when Korean people boast, I will take the fourth floor. You can also be a joke in the whole huaban class. You are cheap in nature and expect others to respect you? Dignity is not given to you, but earned by yourself.

678 floor

"I: am: your: grandfather":

those upstairs who are elated to fly are really mentally retarded.

The blowers just started to blow after winning the game. You poor bastards can't help jumping out when they lose the training match. Have you endured it for a long time? Is it too much?

Pinching makes you happy.

Black people make you happy.

S6 or Korean? I'm not prepared to say that. If China wins the championship, should you go to the bathroom and eat something live? And then chop something?

Lu Sicheng left the keyboard with both hands, looked at the empty chair beside him, stopped and asked Xiao Rui, who was just passing behind him: "is that dwarf still sleeping upstairs?"

"No, wake up, and then go out with Aijia of the team next door!"

"Aijia?"

"And his girlfriend, I heard it was going out for dinner and relaxing - Oh, it's good to go out for a while, so as not to see those online You see that, too? " Xiao Rui points to Lu Sicheng's computer screen and turns his eyes. "It's amazing that some people hang out training competitions. Who dares to make an appointment with them in the future..."

"So they never make an appointment for a training match. Even in their own country, the first and second teams usually train themselves."

"Hum, a bunch of dogs It's OK to go out and relax in nursery rhymes at this time. Although it doesn't matter, she's still not happy. She hasn't seen her playing games all night long. As a result, she didn't know what time she went to bed today. "

It's half past nine.

After sitting there crying.

Lu Sicheng thought and looked up at the clock on the wall of the base. At this moment, the hour hand was about to point to "12", and the minute hand had already turned more than half on the dial. It was almost midnight.

…… This woman won't jump the Huangpu River, will she?

Lu Sicheng, with one hand on his chin, dropped his eyes and thought absentmindedly. At this time, Xiao Rui was still reading after him --

"but then, I don't really want to understand why ah Tai's" beat you with heroes you are good at "is so good for you professional selectors At the beginning, niushen retired, and today's nursery rhymes are also like this. According to the truth, isn't it more frustrating that a good hero is bombed online

"Is it hard to understand?"

Lu Sicheng fiddled with the mouse --

"because the so-called" handy for a hero ", it not only includes the skill analysis and application skills of the hero, but also includes the understanding of the whole game of the League of heroes, so once defeated..."

"Just like that?""Well, if you are a good English person from childhood, crush all the people around you and even have a good chat with English teachers, you are indispensable to school activities and speeches. You are even the legend of English in this city - until one day, after you won the first prize of the Olympic Games and participated in a national English summer camp, you found that any one of them was with you You may or may not, even some people, what they are saying makes you think hard about what they are saying. When you are confused and uneasy, these people turn to laugh at you: how can you be qualified to participate in this summer camp

“……”

"What do you do?"

“……”

"By contrast, if a group of people who speak different languages attend a party, if one of them has a good command of German and can communicate with others better than you, what would you think? It's nothing but: this man has a good command of German, but it's none of my business. It's probably because the general level of English here is not as good as German. "

"Well, what you say..."

"So for the dwarf, love orchid is probably a kind of -"

Lu Sicheng's words have not yet fallen. Just then, his mobile phone rings again, Lu Sicheng makes a gesture to drive him away. Xiao Rui picks up his mobile phone and "feeds" and walks away --

and then comes back five minutes later. The

team manager kicked the captain of the team's chair: "are you free?"

Lu Sicheng said without expression: "I'm very busy. I'm going to fight against the mentally handicapped in tieba for 300 rounds..."

Xiao Rui: "why did you change your ID?"

Lu Sicheng: "the last one was sealed off."

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