Chapter 1052

Goat once said that 99% of girls with a silver bell voice are beautiful women.

In his old man's opinion, a woman has a good voice, but it is more important than a good face, good figure and good temperament.

Think about it: in the dark night, when a very nice woman's voice gently chirps, will it make men more excited?

On the contrary, no matter how beautiful a woman is, after turning off the light and touching it a little, she will make a broken Gong like hum -- tut Tut, that feeling, let alone enthusiasm, the little brother is lucky if he doesn't lift it from now on.

What is beauty?

For everyone, this problem has their own different examination ideas, which are judged according to their own preferences.

Therefore, I always thought that the goat's speech was still within the scope of the spectrum. At the beginning, I quite agreed with the view that "beauty must have a silver bell like voice".

Fang Yuan still remembered that in order to further prove that the goat was right, he found a host of the radio station overnight.

The hostess, who has never been seen by a goat, is praised as the first beauty by him. Even if her voice is particularly good, Fang Yuan also admits that just relying on the sound from the radio can really remind men of high-heeled shoes, fishing nets, silk stockings, miniskirts and a large and comfortable bed.

However, when Mr. Fang met the host with excitement, he didn't say anything. He immediately bent down and vomited, but turned to hide his face and ran away. Anyway, since then, he didn't believe every "wise saying" said by the goat. He even ran back to the old silver stick and asked for 200 yuan for mental loss.

Now, Fang Yuan's personal experience has once again verified that goat's remark is nonsense. Deceiving the dead is not worth their lives. It was really cheaper to ask him for 200 yuan for mental loss.

In the deep heart of Fangyuan, I always thought that Mrs. Jiuyou, who could fascinate the dragon head, was afraid that Mrs. Jiuyou, who had given birth to children in her 40s, must at least be a mature young woman like Chen Wanyue (he had this idea because Chen Wanyue once told him how beautiful Jiuyou people are).

But the cruel reality made him swear: yuanken was accompanied by the hostess (the one recognized by the goat) who had nine big cavities on his face and a big fangs all his life, and he didn't want to see Mrs. Jiuyou again!

What kind of ugly state does a woman have to be, so that she can have the idea that it is 10000 times more difficult than suicide?

Fangyuan's cultural level is low. It's impossible to use the most vivid words to describe the true face of Mrs. Jiuyou, but she can swear that she never dreamed of such an ugly woman in the most terrible nightmare.

No, Mrs. Jiuyou is no longer qualified to be called a woman.

She's not human at all.

If you have to say that she is human, then you can only say that she is human.

Donghai, mackerel.

There are mackerels in the East China Sea, who can live for thousands of years. Tears become beads, which are invaluable; The grease burning lamp will last forever; The woven mackerel gauze is as light as a feather; Its scales can cure all diseases and prolong life. After his death, he turned into clouds and rain, rose in the sky and fell to the sea -- "looking for the ancient shop".

As for whether Mrs. Jiuyou can live for thousands of years, whether the tears shed by crying can become pearls, whether the fat on her body will last for thousands of years after it is made into lamp oil, and whether it will turn into clouds and rain and rise in the sky after her death, the surrounding area is uncertain, and she is not interested in investigating.

He clearly remembered that when he was thrown out by Mrs. Jiuyou's sleeve and stepped on his chest with a coagulated white jade foot, he just made a small plan and tricked her to lift her foot. Then he took advantage of the situation and stabbed her foot with a sharp backhand knife. He was ecstatic: my plot finally succeeded!

Fang Yuan risked his life to design a conspiracy of interlocking garlands, and finally succeeded in stabbing Mrs. Jiuyou's snow foot heart. Then he saw the blood donation splash he most urgently saw.

For some invincible aliens, her foot heart is the only famous family.

Fang Yuan's knife said that he poured all his strength -- according to his understanding of his wrist strength and the hand feeling after the knife stabbed into the skin, that knife can definitely pierce Mrs. Jiuyou's whole right foot!

He wanted to see the sharp blade of the stranger's knife. After it pierced through the instep of her right foot, she would sit on the ground with a sad cry, rolling and yelling with her right foot in her hands.

Unfortunately, he didn't see it.

When he saw the splash of blood donation, he felt a sudden pain under his left rib, his heart suddenly stopped beating, and then fell into deep darkness.

In the boundless darkness, Fang Yuan seems to have woken up, but before he breaks away from the darkness and is 10000 times stronger than the terrible waves, he will smash his head and face, SMASH him on the bottom of the sea and continue to sleep.

Again and again, Fang Yuan fell asleep again when he felt that he was about to see the light again, but he was about to wake up in an instant, which made him realize that he was tied to his back.

It's tied to his back, not on his back. Just tie him to his back with a rope like goods. There's no need to hold his ass with his backhand.

His head should be drooping under the left shoulder of the man carrying him, and his neck is close to his neck. Even in an extremely tired sleep, he can detect that the skin on the man's neck is very cold and greasy.

Just like -- just like the shark who broke his neck by his foot (that is, the one pretending to be Chen Wanyue), under the beautiful skin, there is no sticky skin of human skin, which is more like the feeling of people being peeled alive.

He vaguely knew that the man walking on his back just didn't know how to easily confuse his Jiuyou lady.

Every time he was about to struggle out of the darkness, a cold but spicy liquid seemed to pour in from his mouth.

Then he will sleep again.

That cold and spicy liquid is naturally wine.

As if it were a high-level liquor that was frozen in the refrigerator when it was about to freeze. It was cool and spicy. It tasted quite good, sweet and clear. It was really a delicious food that I had never tasted in my life.

For example, Tianming and his wife left him a thousand days of drunk wine, but also delicious. I don't know how many times.

According to the volume of alcohol that can't be poured in a square kilogram, each drink will sleep for a long time and can't wake up. From this, we can see how strong the wine is.

What makes Fang Yuan unbearable is that soon after drinking this wine, the feeling of floating desire and immortality will soon be driven away by the pain of almost splitting his head. Only by forcing his subconscious to sleep quickly can he avoid this pain.

Men who can drink know that they will have this feeling only after drinking too much bad wine or fake wine. They are drinking alcohol rather than drinking.

Drinking alcohol will kill people.

Fang Yuan can clearly feel that if Mrs. Jiuyou gives him another drink, it is estimated that he will immediately hiccup.

Fortunately, the woman didn't want him to die. Every time she was "enough" and seemed to enjoy torturing him. Isn't that how cats play when they catch mice?

No one likes to be treated like a mouse, especially those who want face.

But even if he doesn't want to, so what?

At that time, he made all his strength to eat milk. He wanted to wake up, but he couldn't do it. He could only be played by others.

I don't know how long it has been, a day or a century?

In short, on a sunny morning, he finally broke the cocoon like a butterfly and ushered in a new life -- Fang Yuan clearly felt for the first time that the blind was so painful that he couldn't see the blue sky, the endless grassland and the rolling mountains in the distance.

But the blind are also happy.

At least, they can never imagine how terrible a woman with a very attractive body looks when she stands naked by the river to take a bath!

Proud, charming and attractive -- Mrs. Jiuyou, a lady of all kinds, has a dark cloud like hair. When she suddenly tilts her head back in the water, her hair will brush back, and the water droplets brought up by her hair will form a small rainbow in the light of the rising sun.

If, if Mrs. Jiuyou's skin is not as black as ink carbon, but also flashes black phosphorescence, and there is a layer of fine fish scales on it, she can be selected into the top ten beauties in the world only by virtue of her action of throwing water with her hair.

Have you seen black fish?

Well, it's better that you've only seen it, but haven't eaten it, because Mrs. Jiuyou's body skin is like a black fish, from head to foot, from foot to face. She just has more limbs than a black fish, a face that can be used by a talent, and a head of beautiful hair.

Her mouth, like a fish's mouth, presents a strange crescent moon shape. She has almost no nose. There are only two black holes that can't be seen without careful observation. There are two long twisted whiskers like fine earthworms. The distance between her eyes is enough to put one hand.

Without ears, there are two choking gills in the part with ears, moving slowly -- you can give full play to your imagination and imagine the face of a black fish after humanization and three-dimensional.

There are two things on the Bank of the river.

One is a black gauze robe with bright yellow flowers embroidered on its corners.

On the black robe, there is a skin -- a beautiful skin. Its skin color is snow-white and delicate, like white jade congealed fat, with picturesque features. Even if it has no vitality, that face can be a national beauty.

This mask is the capital for Mrs. Jiuyou to seduce Longtou and have children with her. It is also her image in front of Chen Wanyue and Fang Yuan.

East Sea mackerel.

No wonder when Fang Yuan said she wanted to see her true face of Lushan Mountain in the maze under the Carmen area, she repeatedly stressed whether she really wanted to see -- it turned out that this was the true face of Mrs. Jiuyou's Lushan Mountain.

It's also a well-informed area. I really can't believe that the mackerel he saw actually exists. She can talk, whine and seduce men. Just as she wiped her face with her hands, she turned to him and asked in a very clear voice like a silver bell, "are you awake?"

"Any more wine?"

Looking at the three-dimensional fish face, Fang Yuan was stunned for a long time before reaching out to cover his mouth and pressing down the bile that was about to retch.

"You drink to get drunk and avoid me?"

Mrs. Jiuyou's black fish eyes seemed to turn and asked.

Fang Yuan asked, "can I escape?"

"No."

Mrs. Jiuyou simply replied, "you can't escape until I take the initiative to let you go. If you don't believe it, you can try it now. But I must remind you that if you can't escape, you will be punished. "

"I'm not the kind of bitch who asks for trouble."

Fang Yuan said, quickly walked to his clothes, took out a leather bag from below, opened the lid, and poured it into his mouth without enjoying the taste of wine.

After only one sip, he collapsed on the ground.