Chapter 277

"Hey, what does that guy Xiao Jun do? Isn't that to say that he has been disqualified from performing? "

"What did he say just now? Why are Chinese people so nervous? Translate for me

"Is there anyone in Huaxia going to perform on stage at last? I'd like to see what the Chinese actors have."

The whole banquet hall was chattering, and the Chinese were surprised that the big leader agreed to let Xiao Jun, a street swearing guy, come on stage. The foreigners were in the mood of watching the crowd, and felt that they might have a chance to see the Chinese make a fool of themselves.

In such an atmosphere, Xiao Jun stepped onto the stage and snatched the microphone from the host.

"Be quiet. Since the beginning of the party, you foreigners have been chattering in private. What can I say? Come to Huaxia. Have you been wronged? If you feel aggrieved, you can go back to your own country. If you think it's difficult to understand Chinese and understand Chinese culture, go to the place you understand. We Huaxia are not asking you to come! "

With this opening, some people's faces became more ugly.

The leader of the performance planning group clapped the table on the spot and yelled, "Xiao Jun, this is an international occasion. Pay attention to your words! Just play the show. Don't talk so much nonsense. "

The group leader, with his high status, was not polite to Xiao Jun at all.

But Xiao Jun is more impolite than him.

"Shut up! What bullshit international occasions, I know, this is Huaxia, this is TIANLIAN. Lao Tzu, a Chinese in his own country, in his own territory, do you still have to look at the faces of these foreigners? When Chinese people go abroad, why they always feel that they can't look up? It's because of people like you.

When foreigners come to China, we need to be polite. When we go abroad, we need to be polite. This is bullshit.

Just now, what's Bryan's name? A rap demoted Hua Xia. If he can speak, I can't? Why didn't you speak so loud just now? What are you doing? Traitor, running dog or traitor? "

Xiao Jun's words made the group leader almost faint on the spot. His lips were trembling and he couldn't say a word. The members of the working group around him glared at Xiao Jun, but they did not dare to answer Xiao Jun's words.

Nothing can be said. If you criticize Xiao Jun now, you will be labeled as a "traitor".

But some people didn't believe it. Jiang Cheng, the head of the national quyi troupe, stood up and pointed at Xiao Jun and yelled, "Xiao Jun, you want to talk. No one stops you. But there are foreign friends here, and you are damaging the national image by swearing. If you want to perform a program, just perform it. Don't disgrace the country on it! "

"Pooh! How old are you? Can you represent the country? Just say I humiliate the country. If you can represent the country, I will go down immediately and listen to what you say! "

Well, with such a big hat of "representing the country", Jiang Cheng did not dare to pick it up. But he can't be soft just because of Xiao Jun's words.

"OK, Xiao Jun, I can't represent the country, but I can represent myself. As a Chinese, I can't let you curse on the stage, leave a bad impression on foreign friends, and let foreign comrades misunderstand China."

"Hey? I let foreigners misunderstand China? I said, this leader, how do you say this sentence? Do you have any discrimination? Just now, the foreign old man, who is the chairman of the Federation of literary and art circles, said that he wanted to popularize the incomprehensible China all over the world, so that people would not misunderstand China? You can stand up for yourself and not let me misunderstand Huaxia, and I can stand up for myself and not let you, not let me, not let these foreigners misunderstand Huaxia all over the world! "

Jiang Cheng is confused.

The Chinese compatriots present were confused.

All the translators were confused.

Everyone who knows Chinese is dazzled by Xiao Jun's sentence "don't let you, don't let me".

On the contrary, all the foreigners came to be interested and kept asking the translators around them.

For those translators, this moment is worse than being tortured.

However, Xiao Jun today is to let these translators enjoy what is the real torture.

Take your eyes back from Jiang Cheng, and Xiao Jun looks at the whole audience.

"Hello, foreign comrades, what are you talking about. If you have any questions, I'll answer them. Don't talk too much in private. Is it hard to be a tutor in all your countries? They teach you how to talk about others behind their backs? Hello, that translator, you translate this sentence of mine, and translate it completely! "

In the whole banquet hall, all the important people have an accompanying interpreter. There is also a host and interpreter on the stage, who is responsible for explaining some things in English.

Xiao Jun's last sentence was to the interpreter who stood on the stage. It was this guy who translated grezhnev's criticism of Chinese Russian into good words just now.But at the moment, the translator's face turned red. He didn't want to, and didn't dare, repeat what Xiao Jun said.

God knows what reaction those foreigners will have when they hear it.

Xiao Jun see each other red face does not speak, a cold smile.

"Oh, OK, do you think I'm not good at translation? Well, let me say something nice to let these foreigners know. Before the banquet started, many people saw me and began to talk about it in front of me and behind my back. When we can't understand your language, we will speak some unpleasant words without fear. Do you know what you call this kind of behavior in China. Called broken mouth, a mouth let people see, want to tear directly!

Well, I said something ugly again. I admit my mistake. I shouldn't give you any trouble. Now, listen to me. I'll translate my next few words to my foreign friends. "

Xiao Jun has been nagging for a long time.

Those foreign stars have long been bored. They can't understand what Xiao Jun said. They have to ask the translators around them.

All the translations are like baking on the fire.

At this moment, Xiao Jun finally wants to say something nice. If they are granted amnesty, they quickly raise their ears.

As a result

"There is an old saying in China,

no one says behind the person, no one says behind the person.

If everyone says everyone, dare to say everyone says people.

But we should talk about everyone behind others' back, and think about everyone behind others' back for a long time.

Don't talk about people behind their backs. No one will talk about people behind their backs.

All right, everybody, translate

At the moment, Xiao Jun fell into a dead voice.

All the translators are going to vomit blood.

How to translate this TM? It's more difficult to translate than the "don't let you, don't let me" one just now.

Those foreigners are not stupid. They can tell that the Yin and Yang in Xiao Jun's words are in a slump. If they deal with them carelessly, they will be fired by their employers after the meal.

A silent minute, words from kengdai.

At this moment, all the translators have come up with an idea.

Xiao Jun, we've made you angry. Are you aiming at us?

This idea just rises in their heart, but Xiao Jun over there has already given the answer.

"Do you translation comrades feel broken down? Did you ever feel that you has the final say in how you communicate with people? I tell you, no one is stupid, relying on their own language advantage, dare to say the black into the white, use the language that they think others can't understand to curse. Sooner or later, someone will beat you to pieces with language advantage.

I'm not talking nonsense here, I just want to educate you! As a translator, you should truthfully retell the original words of the people around you. This is your job. You should be worthy of your professional ethics. Just like the grezhnev who criticized Huaxia so severely, it turned out to be good words in your mouth.

How is Huaxia misunderstood? It's just that you translators who don't have any professional ethics begin to make Huaxia's voice completely changed! "

It's another great truth from Xiao Jun's mouth.

This time, none of the people who could understand stood up to refute,

in the distance, Feng's table slightly gave a thumbs up to the stage.

Recently, Mr. Ning's face appeared a trace of elusive smile.

For the first time, all Chinese compatriots have found that they are so happy to listen to criticism.

Xiao Jun cleared his throat and knew what to say was enough. However, if those translators want to remember this lesson, they have to add another dose of material.

"Fellow translators. You're not convinced, are you? OK, I'll translate what I just said to all my foreign friends. I don't want to show off. I want everyone to know that not everyone in China can slander in private. You're sorry to ring the alarm for your boss. I'll ring it!

The first one, the English version, is for Comrade Meidi who just secretly laughed at the incompetence of Chinese stars!

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The second one, the German version, is for the old German man who said behind his back that Chinese culture and art could not be on the world stage!

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The third, the French version, is for French friends who said that Chinese stars were of inferior quality before the banquet.

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Fourth... "

With the help of the system, Xiao Jun said the poem Shuo Ren in more than 20 languages, in the form of a very consistent poem of yin and Yang.

At every language change, some people feel this kind of special spiritual stimulation. When people from all the countries present understand this poem through their own mother tongue, they can see it.

The expression on the faces of many foreigners suddenly became cloudy and sunny.Until Xiao Jun's voice fell, after a long silence, a German old man sitting in the front row suddenly stood up.

"Young man, I apologize to you. Li from Yuhua Symphony Orchestra, I apologize to you. Hua Xia, I apologize to you! "