Chapter 368

"God, Junge is God!"

"I'll wipe it! If I don't help the old lady all my life, I will serve Xiao Jun! "

"It's all right. Is Xiao Jun from outer space?"

When the couplet was completely on, the netizens on the Internet have admired Xiao Jun in a mess.

After a long silence, the scene burst into applause again.

The shock Xiao Jun brought to the public on this day is not clear. How can we express our inner feelings? The only thing we can do is to applaud.

The old comrades of the writers' Association stayed for a long time in the applause, and finally they threw their hands at Xiao Jun.

"Xiao Jun, I don't want to admit it, but now I have to admit that you are very good and strong. I'll take it! "

"Oh, no, No. It's you who take care of our young people. "

Xiao Jun didn't dare to trust him. He was like a mirror in his heart. Hurry to bow and say a few polite words.

The atmosphere is very happy, and the host is ready to announce with excitement that the final winner of the couplet activity is Xiao Jun.

But without waiting for the host to say congratulations, suddenly someone yelled: "wait! This couplet can't be regarded as Xiao Jun's couplet. The first two sentences are our couplet. How can all the credit go to him! "

At this time, who else can say such words? Of course, it's Xiao Liu's wife.

One sentence broke the warm atmosphere at the scene, and everyone looked at Xiao Liu and his wife and didn't know what to say.

You couple, a total of two words, and it is these two words perfectly occupy all the defects of the whole second couplet. Now it's good. On the contrary, you've got credit.

It's Xiao Jun's efforts to turn the tide and cover up your failure, OK!

Looking at Xiao Liu and his wife with the words "unconvinced" on their faces, everyone couldn't laugh or cry.

At this time, Tang Jingwen, one of the main guests in the whole activity, even spoke with a shy face.

"Yes, at the beginning of the couplet, it was Mr. and Mrs. Liu who spoke first. Xiao Jun just took advantage of others, according to the rules of the activity, must be the first to win the next league. This point should belong to Xiao Liu and them

Well, Xiao Liu and his wife are competitors. What they said just now can be regarded as a fight for their own breath, which we can understand.

Who are you, Tang Jingwen? You've taken all the credit directly. Aren't you a harmonious and fecal stirring stick!

There was a stalemate in the atmosphere, but Tang Jingwen really played the role of his excrement stirring stick.

After a brief discussion, the organizer decided to give this question to Xiao Liu and Xiao Jun respectively.

This is the first time for a couplet activity to get half a point.

Xiao Jun is about to win the grand prize, so it's 0.5 worse.

……

"I said, is Xiao Liu and his wife stupid? They don't give up at this time? Next, even if Xiao Jun comes out first, if they can match, it's a draw with Xiao Jun. When they finally come up with the question, Xiao Jun will be able to match it, but the result is not the same. "

"I guess what the couple think is that Xiao Jun can't match their couplet. Even if he doesn't win the prize, he will feel sick on purpose."

"This kind of people is to blame. Support Xiao Jun and humiliate them!"

"By the way, I heard that ancient people could use couplets to curse people. They supported Xiao Jun in writing couplets to curse them to death."

"Support Xiao Jun!"

The couplet activity produced a wonderful result that two groups of players each got half a point. As a result, everyone could see that Xiao Jun suffered a loss, so the voice of online support for Xiao Jun became one after another.

As netizens have said, in this situation, it is absolutely impossible for Xiao Liu and his wife to get the final prize. However, they will not watch Xiao Jun go home with the big prize.

Up to now, every couplet Xiao Jun started to match is a quick match, never miss.

Xiao Liu and his wife are now trying to create a couplet that Xiao Jun can't match and pull him down from the position of the so-called couplet master.

This is also the beginning of the third round, Xiao Liu gathered all the other players together to isolate Xiao Jun's purpose, the purpose has not been achieved, how can they give up.

Therefore, when the host announced the continuation of the couplet activity, the couple didn't even hesitate. They all stepped forward and pointed at Xiao Jun.

"Xiao Jun, the couplet activity is the last. Let's make a couplet for you to see if you have the ability to do it right! "

Looking at the two husband and wife's posture of "sharing weal and woe, advancing and retreating together", Xiao Jun only feels very funny. He really doesn't understand why it's just a couplet. It's just like a war.

OK, it's the last couplet. Let's see what they can say.Xiao Jun smile, mouth did not open, is to reach out to do a please action.

In the eyes of the couple, this scene means that they look down on them. Otherwise, how could they not even say a redundant word.

In her heart, Xiao Liu's wife took the lead and said, "Xiao Jun, listen to me. My first couplet is: the first couplet, the second couplet, flat head short hair, see not long

Huh?

This is really using couplets to curse people.

No one thought that Xiao Liu's wife, a quiet girl, was so shrewd in her words that she called Xiao Jun "ignorant".

Xiao Jun slightly a Leng, originally a face of indifferent expression immediately disappeared.

You've repeatedly found fault with me, but I've ignored you. I've given you my temper, don't I? I really think I don't dare to swear when I'm watching live TV on stage, do I?

It's a simple couplet. I don't know much about it. I look down on people!

There is no unnecessary nonsense, Xiao Jun is a couplet to go out.

"Hook left neighbor, lead right she, chest big no brain, estrus and coquettish!"

“……”

Everyone's stupid.

Xiao Liu's wife opens her mouth. The first couplet scolds Xiao Jun for his ignorance, which is enough to make people speechless. No one expected that Xiao Jun would pick up the second couplet casually and speak ruthlessly.

At that time, Xiao Liu's wife was so angry that she wanted to rush up and fight with Xiao Jun. Xiao Liu is even more angry and has already stepped towards Xiao Jun.

Fortunately, the host responded quickly and quickly blocked in the middle of the two parties.

"Calm down, everyone. It's live on TV. Mr. Xiao Jun, couplets are an excellent traditional culture. You should not use them too vulgar. Well, Mr. Xiao Jun has already joined the couplet. I announce that... "

"Wait!"

Seeing the situation develop towards uncontrollable situation, the host is sure to end the activity. Who knows, it is Xiao Liu and his wife who interrupt him.

"Host, don't rush to announce the result. Just now, we said that now it's our couple and Xiao Jun who are couplets. Our first couplet hasn't finished yet! "

Xiao Liu suppressed his anger and said this sentence, which made everyone feel speechless again.

There is no one who can resist Xiao Jun in the couplet. Why do you have to find something for yourself?

Why do you want another Shanglian? Do you want Xiao Jun to scold you again?

The host looked at Xiao Liu with an iron face. He was also very angry that the couple had interrupted him several times. He simply stepped back and took a posture of ignoring them.

"Well, please go on. Remember, this is a live broadcast, couplets are excellent traditional culture, don't talk about vulgar language. Don't say it, Mr. Xiaojun. Do you hear me? Don't say it

The host is righteous, but he repeats a sentence, which makes people feel that his subtext is "never say it".

Xiao Jun looked at the host and nodded with a smile: "OK, host, I don't want to speak vulgar language!"

The dialogue between the two made the scene a little strange, but Xiao Liu ignored it completely and cried out: "Xiao Jun, listen to my first couplet: the sky is clear and the sky is clear, and there are thousands of people on the stage in front of me. They are ridiculous and don't think much of themselves. They talk about reading ancient poetry books for a hundred years."

Oh, this little Liu is really a poetic genius. He is better than his wife in making couplets. He uses exquisite words and adds homophonic words in couplets. What he says is the scene in front of him. What he scolds is Xiao Jun's boasting. He always says that he has read a lot of historical books.

Well, it's hard for him to come up with such a couplet, but his couplet is no higher than his wife's.

How can Xiao Jun be wrong.

As soon as the idea rose in everyone's heart, Xiao Jun began to speak out the second couplet.

It's just the second couplet

"Long night, Samsung get together, frost bed frost slant (shoes), how can not shame, willing to be a dog man and woman."

Your sister, it's a good idea not to speak vulgar language. The second couplet is more powerful than the last one.

Xiao Jun is too damaged. He is so upright when he scolds others.

After hearing this, all the people at the scene turned red. They wanted to laugh, but they were embarrassed to laugh, which embarrassed the couple.

The host gave Xiao Jun a thumbs up in his heart, but his face was very serious. He said in a low voice: "Mr. Xiao Jun, you are a foul. If it is on the football field, I will give you a yellow card. Well, that's the end of today's couplet activity. I announce that... "

"Wait!"

It's the third time that the host wants to announce the result, but he is interrupted by Mr. and Mrs. Liu.

No matter how good tempered people are, they can't stand such treatment.

The host turned around and wanted to tell Xiao Liu that they should not destroy the atmosphere of the activity, but when he saw the faces and expressions of Xiao Liu and his wife, he was stunned.Not only the host, but also all the spectators were stunned.

Xiao Liu and his wife are laughing, and they are very happy.

Finished, crazy, crazy, the couple let Xiao Jun to scold crazy, at this time can laugh out?

They were puzzled, but Xiao Liu was happy to die. He didn't take the scolding seriously. He pointed to Xiao Jun and said, "Xiao Jun, you lost!"

"Oh? How did I lose? "

"Hum, to tell you the truth, the couplet that our two husband and wife just made is a twin couplet. You can match them separately, but once they are combined, your next couplet will not match! "

"Oh? And that kind of thing? "

Xiao Jun tone with doubts, but the audience is a scream.