Chapter 369

"Twins? Is there any such couplet? "

"My God, it's a big pit. The couple are too overcast. They deliberately separate the upper couplet. Isn't that bringing Xiao Jun to the pit? "

"Hey, who's going to explain in a loud voice, how can their Shanghai Federation fit together?"

"Wipe, in order to embarrass Xiao Jun, they also used up their brains!"

Among all kinds of suspicions, the smile on Xiao Liu's face is even better. Looking at the expressionless Xiao Jun, you said, "Xiao Jun, I didn't expect that. You are really too arrogant. Don't think that you dare to say you are a genius after reading a few ancient books. The name of genius can't be worthy of.

You didn't match our first couplet. Now it's your turn. Go ahead and say what you have. As long as we can play, we are tied. Today's award is not necessarily your Xiao Jun's! "

Xiao Jun waited patiently for Xiao Liu to finish his speech. There was no expression on his face, but he asked softly, "I say, Comrade Liu. You just said that your couple's upper union can be combined. How can it be combined? You haven't told us yet. Don't rush me to work out the problem. Solve your problem first

"Hey, Xiao Jun, you don't cry when you don't see the coffin. OK, I'll let you lose. Listen up, our complete first couplet is.

In the first couplet, everything is clear, but in the second couplet, there is no cloud in the sky. The predecessors on the stage (thousands of people) in front of them have short hair and flat head. They are ridiculous and don't think much of themselves. They are not good at reading a hundred years of ancient poems and books!

Well, there's nothing to say. "

Xiao Liu really combined the two roads together, and everyone could not help sighing.

Xiao Jun made a mistake. Before so many strange couplets, he was absolutely right. Unexpectedly, he made a mistake in two seemingly simple couplets.

Xiao Liu and his colleagues have long thought of a way to hurt each other. How can they say that such a "twin" couplet, the first couplet and Xiao Jun's second couplet, can be connected together.

Everyone will sympathize with the eyes of Xiao Jun, who knows Xiao Jun on the stage is showing a smile.

"Well, I thought there was something important about your twin Union, that is, to separate and fuse the two words of the first union. I'm sorry, I can also connect the second couplet. Listen up. My next couplet is.

Hook left neighbor, long night, lead right house, three stars get together, frost bed frost slant (pair of shoes), chest big without brain, how can not have no shame, willing to be a pair of dog men and women, estrous and coquettish

As soon as the second couplet came out, there was silence.

No one thought of the twin Union, but Xiao Jun who did not expect to be on the case, but also in front of countless people, the couple to scold three times.

In the past, it was said that some people came to the welfare department by themselves. Today, Xiao Liu and his wife came up with their own story. What does it mean to go to the welfare department and be scolded.

The air was suddenly quiet. Hu Fei, who was sitting at the back of the banquet hall at a certain moment, broke the silence completely with a smile.

……

Outside the gate of the people's Hall of Jiangdong Province, two police cars roared in.

A group of members of the provincial criminal investigation team, led by Hua Xue, a violent policewoman, finally arrived here.

All the team members are fully armed and energetic. They really have the posture of catching suspects in major cases.

Can bring people to the Xue team is not to leave the police hall when the fierce, looking at the hands of that from the police on duty that robbed the paper, a face of depression.

"Please help the provincial police department to find the record channel staff of Xucheng TV station at the scene of the Mid Autumn Festival Gala in the provincial people's hall. Be sure to contact the relevant person in charge in the shortest time and escort all the relevant personnel back to Xucheng TV station. The situation is urgent, the time is urgent, pay attention to the attitude, ensure safety

Well, it's very clear. This is to ask the police uncle to come here to find Xiao Jun, to be their escort bodyguard, and to send them back to Xucheng as soon as possible.

Team Xue is depressed.

The reason why she seized the task with great interest was that she wanted to take the opportunity to repair Xiao Jun.

Last time in the detention center, Xiao Jun felt her hatred all over her body. Team Xue still remembers it very clearly. When he thinks about it, his teeth itch.

But it turned out to be a bodyguard for Xiao Jun.

Since you can't repair Xiao Jun, why do you come here.

Looking up at the brightly lit people's Hall in the moonlight, Xue shouts with a cold hum: "everyone, listen to the orders."

"Yes

"Take the team and go home!"

"Ah?"

The surrounding team members were waiting for the team leader to assign the task when they stood at attention, but it was an order of "take the team back home", which almost made them fall to the ground.

"Team Xue, what's the matter?"

"Team Xue, how can we just leave here?"

"Team Xue, is the prisoner to be arrested more ferocious this time? You can rest assured that we can handle it. "

Team Xue is a violent woman, and the soldiers under her hand are also a group of people with fierce character. How can we allow the mission to end without starting. All of a sudden, he began to show his attitude.Team Xue frowned and harshly scolded: "close the team, close the team, which so much nonsense? Those who don't want to go back, just stay here and stand guard. All aboard

Well, the captain got angry and everyone went back to the car.

Team Xue looked back at the people's hall. He thought that Xiao Jun was in it. He was so angry that he wanted to get on the bus.

Who knows, just at this time, a phone call to her mobile phone.

"Hello, song hall?"

"Xue Rong, where are you now?"

"Report to song hall, I'm outside the provincial people's hall."

"Oh? You really got there. That's just right. You must have seen the notice of the Ministry of culture asking for assistance. I now order you to take charge of this matter, and make sure to send some comrades from the record channel of Xucheng TV station back to Xucheng safely. "

"No, song Ting, we are the criminal investigation team. How can you let us do such a task?"

"Isn't the criminal investigation team working for the people? Can't your criminal investigation team even do such small things? This task is up to you. We must ensure the safety of those comrades and personally send them to Xucheng TV station. By the way, in the case of "Qiang Nu Gan throwing corpses" recently investigated by your criminal investigation team, there is a clue to Xu Cheng. By the way, I went to investigate. The comrades in the TV station should be able to give some clues. "

"But, song hall..."

"Carry out the order!"

PA of a telephone hang up, leaving only Xue team in the wind messy.

At this time, the driver poked his head out of the window.

"Team Xue, are you going or not?"

A very normal question, but in exchange for Xue team angry shouts.

"What are you going to do? Gather and go inside Go inside and find someone

A group of team members were in a daze. As soon as they got on the bus, they had to run down from the bus again and walked innocently towards the hall.

……

"Dear audience friends, next, I announce that the winner of the grand prize at the" couplet activity "and lucky draw ceremony of the Mid Autumn Festival Gala of Jiangdong TV station is Xiao Jun!"

The host finally said the words that he didn't say several times.

The whole meeting was filled with applause. The director of Jiangdong TV station handed Xiao Jun a gift box with a "Tianhe jade finger". The special prize finally came to Xiao Jun.

When the applause stopped, Xiao Jun thought to draw the lottery quickly, but the host did not worry at all and handed another microphone to Xiao Jun.

"Mr. Xiao Jun, as the winner of this couplet activity, you have brought us all a wonderful couplet flourishing age. Before the final lottery, could Mr. Xiao Jun please send a couplet to all audience friends as a souvenir

Well, this should be the routine of the party. The year before last, the winner painted on the spot. In last year's poetry competition, the winner wrote the lyrics on the spot.

It's Xiao Jun's turn this year. It's very easy to write couplets.

Just choose what couplet is good, that qualifications with countless foreign couplets, Xiao Jun did not know which one is more suitable.

Everyone looks forward to it. After a moment of peace, Xiao Jun's eyes suddenly brighten.

"Cough, thank the host, and thank all the audience friends for their love for me. Now that I am asked to write a couplet, I will not pretend to refuse. Just before I say this couplet, I want to mention one thing first. I believe everyone is familiar with the word "grab salt."

"Grab salt"?

Xiao Jun suddenly mentioned such a word, and everyone showed a puzzled expression.

Now in China, who doesn't know how to grab salt? Who doesn't buy more bags of salt to prepare? Why do you mention it?

"Ha ha, the couplet I'm going to talk about next is related to the recent salt snatching incident. Previously, I worked as a temporary worker in the record channel of Xucheng TV station, and produced a public service advertisement to stop "rumored salt". But so far, there is no news. I guess it's a dead end.

I don't say this to advertise myself. I really don't want to see the rumor salt add trouble to everyone's normal life. With the platform of Jiangdong TV station and Xiaolong video network, I want to say to the audience all over the country.

Japan's big nuclear nation has 72 nuclear power plants, intending to build nuclear power.

The descendants of the salt famine in China, 56 nationalities, are fighting for salt.

Banners: don't believe in salt!

This is the couplet I want to talk about

Since the Japanese earthquake, Xiao Jun's main concern is the "salt storm", but to this day, there is still no sign that the storm will subside.

There is not much he can do, so speaking out a pair of poor couplets can be regarded as a way to eliminate the influence of rumors.

Where does salt exist?

Yes, because of the unwarranted rumors of nuclear radiation, the whole east coast of China is full of salt grabbing farce, which is really shameless.Looking at the thoughtful people, Xiao Jun shakes his head and smiles. He has done everything he can. As for the result, let's leave time to witness.

"Well, everybody, my couplet has come out. So, host, can I draw a lottery? "