"The fist's hand is better than thunder and lightning, and its magic power is better than Kyushu. A cavity of affection can lift the sky, and it is made of iron.
Heroes come out of youth, chivalrous and romantic, crisscrossing heaven and earth, heart shining spring and autumn
Most people watch TV series. When they go to watch a new TV series for the first time, they must pay close attention to the opening song.
After all, a lot of storylines can be seen from the titles.
The title of Xiao Jun's TV series is normal, but what he shows is too abnormal.
With the words of "Shengong covers Kyushu", everyone can see the scenes of actors flying over the eaves and walls to avoid bullets in all kinds of films and TV plays.
Just for a moment, many people began to doubt whether they were watching a war drama with anti Japanese theme. This is clearly a martial arts drama!
Wait, what the hell is this?
a piece of music is only a short span of less than a minute. Before we could make complaints about it, he ended it.
Then the TV picture went black again, and such a title appeared.
[large scale martial arts fantasy TV series]
the first episode of Anti Japanese magic drama is only one episode.
In a short period of five seconds, the TV picture was fixed on such a scene.
As these words slowly disappeared, countless people finally responded.
What the hell is this!
we don't make complaints about the program type. We also endure the title of the TV series. But what do you want to express in the episode?
"The first episode, only one episode"?
I wipe, just one episode, you play a fart TV series ah!
Finally, some people can't stand it. While watching TV, they want to use their mobile phones and computers to surf the Internet to express their strange feelings.
However, when the TV series over there was officially broadcast, these people unconsciously stopped their actions.
Xiao Jun through the system from the foreign exchange to the "Anti Japanese drama", or meticulously find out which is more typical of the segment, to optimize the combination to perform, if not a little attractive. Don't say I'm sorry for the audience. I'm sorry for the brainless writers and directors in the alien world.
After all, many people have watched this kind of TV series from beginning to end.
Perhaps the people of other countries have long been disgusted with this kind of TV play, but it is absolutely the first time for the Chinese people in this world to see it, which is very novel.
It's this sense of novelty that lures everyone to watch the first episode of this one episode.
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Forty five minutes later, the TV play is over. In such a short time, it's hard to see a group of martial arts experts fighting for eight years. To tell the truth, it really makes people feel confused.
Especially in the end, the victory is in sight, but those chivalrous men fall down one after another on the eve of victory, and die together with the Japanese devils.
It really made the mood of the audience have a very strong fluctuation.
However, this kind of mood influenced by the plot has not completely dissipated, and everyone has been completely pulled back to reality by the things appearing at the end of the film. Finally, I remember how much bullshit this TV play is.
"Cast list:
mass actors play all roles.
Mom finally don't worry, I can't remember the name of the TV actor.
Because you don't have to remember. "
At the end of the film, the advertisement comes. At this moment, I don't know how many people want to thank these advertisements, which once made them hate.
Because it is these advertisements that make our thinking return to normal.
Countless netizens who feel trapped turn on their mobile computers at the fastest speed and rush towards Xiao Jun's microblog without saying a word.
anyway, this time we must make a good Tucao once, Xiao Jun, it is not to make complaints about skey.
We won't say anything about the plot. Please Xiao Jun, can we not use that kind of shocking opening and ending and let us bear that kind of unknown stimulation?
However, when we opened the microblog page, we were shocked by such an official push message.
make complaints about Xiao Jun's Anti Japanese drama, but I didn't see it three times. Don't say you can come here to make complaints about it.
Huh? What does that mean?
Xiao Jun is going to take the lead in self blackout. Is this guy crazy?
With this strange idea, click on the link, and people find that it's not Xiao Jun who is crazy at all, but Xiao Jun who is ready in advance to drive everyone crazy.
make complaints about the first hit of the Japanese Drama: "do you think there are only weird titles and rather baffling actors? No, you are too naive. There are many details you have not found, which I will explain in detail here.
Don't you think it's bullshit when the iron head man is invulnerable and tearing ghosts?Four or five grenades are thrown on Leng Yanxia, which only stuns people, but does not cause any harm. Don't you think it's unreasonable?
If the needle goes through, it will not survive. Such things can happen. Why should we fight for eight years?
Anti Japanese chivalry has unique skills, which is our Chinese Martial Arts Heritage, but several Japanese are also martial arts experts, don't you think it's weird?
Could you tell me whether the Japanese army invaded China or the Japanese devils came to China to give their heads to our Wulin people?
You didn't notice the above details. Don't say you've seen Anti Japanese dramas.
make complaints about that three times. Don't come here to tuck me with me.
micro-blog's special Tucao district is followed by clips of movies that make complaints about people unable to see directly.
At this moment, we only feel that the inner sense of inexplicable suffocation is more profound.
is not for anything else, because they want to make complaints about Xiao Jun himself, and more importantly, Xiao Jun himself Tucao, the content of his TV play is still not noticed by many people.
"No, I really can't stand it. I believe in your evil. I have to watch it three times. I don't want to watch it the second time, OK?"
, "who said we could not make complaints about it? Xiao Jun, even if you are black, we should continue to curse you. Can you stop spoiling the show, please. After watching your anti Japanese drama, I can't believe other TV dramas. "
"I really beeped the dog. Xiao Jun's previous micro blog, such a good poem, let me think that his TV series, like poetry, will also make people excited. But now, I have cardiovascular rupture! "
"Boycott Xiao Jun and urge him not to harm the film and television industry."
"Well, don't make any noise. Xiao Jun scolds all the things we want to scold. What's the meaning of speaking here. The next episode begins. Let's make complaints about the next episode. If you don't watch this TV play, you can't even curse people. "
"Yes, yes, upstairs. We should watch this TV play completely, then we can scold him. Or else make complaints about the Tucao.
"We can't just let Xiao Jun scold himself. Let's go to the movies together and scold while watching!"
Ten minutes of advertising time, long or short. I thought that many people went to tsiao Xiao Jun's good time. I never thought Xiao Jun would take the lead in the dark, but it could make complaints about all the people feel very unhappy.
As a result, people have such an idea in their hearts, that is, they must go to see the drama behind the drama, otherwise they are not qualified to scold Xiao Jun.
This is the main reason why Xiao Jun dares to say that he can improve the audience rating of Jiangnan satellite TV through this one week TV series.
Others rely on face to achieve success, this time he relies on no face to achieve success.
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"It was one day in 1937, after the sound of a cannon.
A big hole was blown up somewhere in China.
The Japanese army climbed out from under the ground along this big pit,
from then on, the war of Japanese aggression against China began
It's the beginning of this subtitle with white characters on a black background. Everyone just feels like they're going to have a gush of old blood. However, the opening song that appears immediately gives us a little comfort.
"The sun is going to set in the west, and the lake is quiet.
Play my beloved Pipa and sing the moving ballads. "
is ready to watch TV shows while make complaints about Xiao Jun's friends.
Before watching the first episode, we didn't react much. Now in retrospect, it seems that the Anti Japanese chivalry has an ending.
Doesn't that mean that the second episode is a completely different story from the previous one.
No matter how the drama itself, just the opening song of the first two episodes, let people feel Xiao Jun's brilliant place.
Because, these songs have not heard before, that can only be explained, these songs are Xiao Jun's own original.
Beautiful songs can always bring peace of mind.
But this kind of peace just produced a moment, we were tired by the lyrics behind the opening song.
"Climbing a fast train is like riding a galloping horse.
Stations and railway lines are good battlefields for us to kill the enemy.
We climb a flying car to make a machine gun, break a train to blow up a bridge, just like a steel knife inserted into the enemy's chest, and beat the devil to death.
The sun is going to set in the west, and the end of the devil is coming.
Playing up my beloved Pipa.... "
, just like the Anti Japanese wonder man before, actually, it is ready to make complaints about all the audiences on the title song.
[large scale martial arts fantasy TV series]
"Anti Japanese God Drama: Railway guerrillas"The second episode, because there is no first episode.
mobile phone make complaints about the name of the computer.
but once the official content of the TV play is played, then the Tucao will be one after another, which will make complaints about people.
"Comrades, the eight year Anti Japanese war is about to begin!"
"Comrades, the eight year Anti Japanese war is about to begin!"
"The eight year Anti Japanese war is about to begin..."
Three successive shouts, like an automatic echo, were made by a Chinese military officer on TV.
People who only let everyone see this scene can't help but produce the same question.
Are you kidding us?
How many years of Anti Japanese war can you predict?
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