Chapter 613

Xiao Jun Tucao make complaints about the second magic bullet: "our anti Japanese hero will ride the bicycle out of the helicopter. The upland shrub type will take off directly, and the train's gate will be moved by the way, while the bullets will be avoided.

Or our anti Japanese heroes, with bicycles as weapons, facing more than a dozen enemies with bayonets and rifles on their own, and using the big beam truck every minute to scare the enemy out of shooting.

It's our anti Japanese hero again, who escaped the pursuit with the help of bicycles. Fly over the railway track in front of the locomotive and directly crush the enemy's mechanized troops.

I just want to ask you netizens, if you were born in the war years, if you don't have some unique skills, do you want to follow the revolutionary army to fight the devil?

I also want to ask those Japanese who invaded China, how did you survive the eight years of Anti Japanese war?

, stop talking. I can't make complaints about it. I'll give my bicycle to the country first, and then I'll chat with you after coming back.

To tell you the truth, I'm embarrassed to say that I can ride a bicycle. "

After watching an episode of railway guerrillas, everyone naturally went to the microblog to scold Xiao Jun. The

result is impressively visible. When it is so unknown, what time did it come out? Second bombs Xiao Jun make complaints about himself.

That kind of words you want to say, the result of being told by others, is really more than choking a jujube stone in the throat.

"Xiao Jun, you wait. We'll deal with you after the third episode!"

"when you watch TV shows, don't be so confused. When you make complaints about it, why do you say no one is talking?"

"no, I want to make complaints about it." But the things that Xiao Jun photographed, in one episode, are really one slot after another. I'm afraid of which one I'll fall behind, and I'll watch it unconsciously. "

"Me too. Xiao Jun is so damaged that he doesn't even give us time to react. You can't stop at first. "

"Wipe, then we don't see, OK?"

"no, how do you make complaints about Xiao Jun?" Ah, the third episode begins. All the people are ready to fight! "

"I understand!"

Although Xiao Jun is a little out of tune at ordinary times, he is always conscientious and strict with himself when he comes to business.

Let's say that he took a week to make the patchwork Anti Japanese drama.

On the surface, it's really hard to look directly at. This is what happened. At the beginning, the girls in Su Caijie's whole team withdrew after watching it for a few minutes. When Luo Yu went to watch it alone, he wanted to smash the TV.

They are very puzzled, Xiao Jun how dare to say, such things can improve the ratings.

The answer will be revealed tonight. The focus is not on the TV play itself, but on Xiao Jun.

he is using a chance of universal tucking to make complaints about ratings.

No one has ever done this before, or even thought of it.

But Xiao Jun made it a reality.

……

"It was one day in 1937, after the sound of a cannon.

A big hole was blown up somewhere in China.

The Japanese army climbed out from under the ground along this big pit,

from then on, the war of Japanese invasion of China began

what did the Japanese devil crawl out of the ground? Everyone didn't want to make complaints about it.

The new opening song, pure music without lyrics, is once again to let all the audience enjoy a moment of inner peace.

However, the latter thing is the same routine.

In the third episode of the great martial arts fantasy TV series, it's just because the first two episodes are occupied by people.

, what make complaints about the plot? We don't make complaints about it. Xiao Jun's happy, so we'll find Tucao from the TV series.

, but 45 minutes later, make complaints about micro-blog's Anti Japanese drama, Tucao area. It's still very quiet.

When the advertisement occupies the public's field of vision, we suddenly wake up.

"No, did I miss something? I think this episode is normal. "

"Yes, I don't think so. The plot is acceptable, but the question is make complaints about it.

, what's wrong with you? What I saw was a TV play that came to see Xiao Jun make complaints about himself. Why is this Xiao Jun himself not speaking?

, "Xiao Jun is coming out. Is your son dead? Make complaints about yourself."

"I can't keep up with the rhythm of my big brother. He was fighting for grabbing him and make complaints about himself. This time, what make us get ahead of him is what we can't make complaints about.

"Xiao Jun, don't pretend to be dead, come out quickly!"

Just like the meaning expressed by netizens in these comments.What we can make complaints about is the killing of wolf flowers. This is a place where Xiao Jun wants to make complaints about himself. Xiao Jun also has a dumb fire.

After a long time of noise, Xiao Jun finally came out.

Xiao Jun Tucao make complaints about the third plays of the Japanese Drama: "comrades, don't let me despise you, OK?"

I didn't speak for such a long time in order to give you a chance to vent my depression. As a result, you let me down.

There are hundreds of millions of people watching this TV series together. Can't anyone see what's wrong?

Well, I'll stop talking and tell you what's the funniest part.

In the TV series, our beautiful female leader, the magical female sniper comrade, her sniper gun sight is tilted to the sky. Can you tell me how he killed the devils? "

Xiao Jun said this, let everyone make complaints about themselves, but with such self tucking, Xiao Jun put a TV clips on the clips. The talent is the feeling that Xiao Jun has brought them endless heart wounds.

In the video clip, the female sniper creeps in the woods, and her sniper gun is aimed at a large number of Japanese troops passing by.

At that time, when we looked at it, we only felt that the female leader was so brave that one shot was to take the general's head.

But now a red circle, circle out a picture, we can see, the female master's sniper gun sight, this is slanted to the sky.

Are you the one who shot a bird?

When such a result came out, no one spoke, and the whole comment area was all sending "vomit blood" expression.

Really, if you don't vomit three liters of blood, you won't be able to heal your injured hearts.

"Xiao Jun, you wait for us. We won't miss any details in the next episode!"

……

"It was one day in 1937..."

Where Japanese devils like to climb out, they can climb out.

The opening song.

"The dew of the car turned to dust and frost in the autumn.

I use the obstinate withered vine to make my luggage and go to the foreign land full of thorns.

When the earth is covered with sad leaves, when azaleas turn into mist in the far sky.

Bless me, the family I miss most, that is the figure I say goodbye to you.

……

Although the trauma of frustration has made it difficult for me to move, I firmly believe that the light is far away! "

It's still a very good opening song. It's also because of this kind of excellent music that audiences choose to forgive Xiao Jun.

Without these songs, God knows if someone will take a kitchen knife and go directly to block Xiao Jun's house.

[large scale martial arts fantasy TV series]

"Anti Japanese Drama: marching towards artillery fire"

the fourth episode, the first three episodes have nothing to do with me.

make complaints about this drama, but not the same.

45 minutes later, after watching the TV series, everyone was hi.

make complaints about the various kinds of Tucao, and more importantly, after watching this episode, micro-blog make complaints about micro-blog's Tucao area.

Here's your chance, comrades.

"I don't believe that our revolutionary martyrs will be like Lei Zifeng in the TV series. They spend all day talking!"

"His main character is Lei Zifeng. He's very handsome, but you have to have a limit to be cool and cute. Other people's millet and rifles, and you drive this motorcycle around. Don't you feel guilty?"

"Wipe, just like the protagonist, I want to kill him. Are those Japanese devils stupid. I don't know about the guy who set fire. Ah, sin, sin, I shouldn't say that about the characters in the play. I should say that we should kill Xiao Jun together! "

"It's OK to wear a leather jacket, ray ban glasses and Harley motorcycle. When we fight, we even bring our own European style sofa. After victory, we have to put enough shape on the sofa to be satisfied. On the battlefield, the smoke of gunpowder is full of blood and flesh. How much hairspray did he put on the head of his plane in order to keep it stable? No, I can't stand it. Make complaints about the TV series. "

"I just want to say that if our history of Anti Japanese war is like that shown on TV, I would rather believe that little devils have absolutely no courage to come to China to do things."

"It's too grandiose, too unrealistic."

, for a time, all kinds of Tucao make complaints about floods.

This evening, I watched the first four episodes of the Anti Japanese drama, and everyone's mood was extremely depressed.

It's not easy to wait until now, and there's no Xiao Jun to say what we want to say in advance, so people are not rushing to vent.

But when everyone has enough to vent and is tired, Xiao Jun's words just give everyone a better mood and cast a layer of depression.Xiao Jun Tucao make complaints about fourth plays: "I am waiting for you to finish your speech. I have read all the comments absolutely before I dare to speak here.

I'm not aiming at anyone. I just want to tell you that your observation is really poor. There's such a huge slot in the fourth episode that none of you even find it?

Eight hundred miles away, one shot to kill the devil's machine gunner.

That's it. Don't any of you feel it's wrong? "

All the audience: "what's wrong with this line? It's normal. What's wrong with the setting of your protagonist? "

Xiao Jun: "my God, it's so obvious that you don't realize it. OK, put a picture on it, and you'll see

With Xiao Jun's words, a map of China was posted on the Internet. A red line arrow on the map connects directly from the capital city of the coastal province of Jiangdong to the border of Northern Xinjiang. Next to the red line of the arrow, there is a bullet. Next to it is such a sentence.

"Eight hundred miles away, one shot from Jiangdong province directly killed the ghost shooters in Northern Xinjiang."

Seeing this, everyone was dumbfounded. Shocking

, so many people make complaints about it, but it's really not as good as Xiao Jun himself finding out the groove.

All the audience: "Xiao Jun, we don't agree! You wait, we'll see the next episode, we'll leave you speechless! " Make complaints about

Xiao Jun: "ah ha ha, feel shy. It's getting late. I want to Tucao up, and I will be early tomorrow. It's also 7:30 p.m., targeting Jiangnan satellite TV's Anti Japanese drama. "

In a word, with one stroke of the hammer, people wake up.

Four episodes of TV series, we have so unconsciously to watch the end!