Chapter 658

Xiao Jun's appearance has been unstoppable.

There are a lot of film and television industry magnates under the stage, one by one angry, eager to throw things on the stage on the spot.

Many staff members rushed directly to President Xu.

"President, what should we do now? We really didn't see how he came in."

"Yes, President, do you want to call security to drive him away?"

"President, no, some guests are so angry that they are going to hit people on the stage."

For a moment, the scene was in chaos, and the webcast camera was also aimed at this side.

Xu would like to find a piece of tofu to kill himself, but he still keeps the necessary calm.

This is a live broadcast. Whether it's asking the security guard to drive Xiao Jun away or allowing other guests to beat him, it's humiliating for him to win the Orioles award in the end.

After all, as Xiao Jun is now, he is also a guest of honor.

I can't help it. I can only make mistakes.

"Appease all the audience, no one is allowed to make trouble on stage. After the award of "Jiawu Festival", it is not the crosstalk performance of Li Qian. Tell the host, call the curtain

"Ah? President... "

"Stop talking nonsense and do as I say!"

With President Xu's order, the scene was full of people.

But in the end, it calmed down, leaving only Xiao Jun, Li Qian and the ceremony host on the stage.

The host came to Li Qian carefully and asked in a low voice, but Li Qian's answer made him a little silly.

A moment later, everyone heard that.

"Next, please enjoy the crosstalk" I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala ", performed by Li Qian and Xiao Jun

As soon as the words came out, everyone at the scene was stunned.

And all the viewers on the webcast are excited to the extreme.

I thought that I could only wait until the Spring Festival Gala to hear Xiao Jun's cross talk. I had an unexpected harvest here. This trip was not in vain.

The audience on the Internet is excited, and the audience on the scene is also very happy.

Such a large-scale award ceremony, occupying a large venue of thousands of people, did not just invite a group of film and television industry to come here.

And most of them are ordinary people.

We don't have any special ideas. We don't care about Xiao Jun's hatred or resentment with other people in the film and television industry. It's a good thing to have programs to watch.

More importantly, the name of Xiao Jun's program "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala" also has a great moral.

In the eyes of everyone, Li Qian and Xiao Jun bowed to the audience.

This bow was warmly applauded by numerous ordinary audiences.

Li Qian took the lead in speaking.

"Thank you. Thank you for your warm applause. I believe this applause is not just for me."

Li Qian teacher smile, immediately behind the audience, there are many people shouting: "Xiao Jun!"

Hearing this cry, Xiao Jun chuckled.

"Mr. Li Qian, I'm sure we're not going to give you a hand when we two go on stage."

Li Qian: "really? Let me ask if there are any friends who like Xiao Jun. let me have a look. "

The voice fell and the applause was endless.

Xiao Jun smiles more.

"Mr. Li Qian, do you see that. The applause is not only for you, but also for me. "

As soon as the words came out, there was a happy hiss under the stage.

Li Qian: "ha ha, now that I'm on stage, I'd like to introduce myself first. My name is Li Qian. I'm a primary school student in crosstalk

Xiao Jun: "Yo, at your age, are you still a primary school student?"

Li Qian looks embarrassed and stares at Xiao Jun: "I started to learn crosstalk before I graduated from primary school, not primary school students."

Xiao Jun: "OK, you don't read much. You're right about everything."

Well, the Kung Fu of these two sentences, Xiao Jun's one is to shake out two burdens directly to laugh, the majority of the audience are too happy to stand up.

Li Qian: "Xiao Jun, I'll say you're short of mouth. Come on, who let me stand up for you. I'd like to give you a grand introduction. The man around me, Xiao Jun, is my partner today. I can imagine that Xiao Jun's mood should be very nervous and uneasy. Because as far as I know, this is the first time he has ever stood on the stage to talk about cross talk. I dedicate my first time to the stage of the Orioles award. Xiao Jun, what do you want to say? "

Li junqian immediately turned his eyes to the teacher.

The guy licked his face and said three words.

"I want to die."

This is a burst of laughter.

Do you think Xiao Jun will lose? What's the matter with you? You want to die.

And Li Qian teacher there is not idle, conveniently said: "well, especially good."Well, is this the teacher Li Qian we know? Xiao Jun wants to die. You are very good.

Just for a while, there were countless comments on the Internet, all of which said, "no, I'm dead with laughter.".

When the laughter subsided, the performance continued.

Mr. Li Qian: "as far as I know, Xiao Jun is a very educated person and a great actor."

Xiao Jun: "dare not, Mr. Li Qian, you flatter me."

Li Qian: "logically speaking, this actor, no matter what aspect of it, is a culture of fighting in the end. Dare to ask Xiao Jun, what's your education background? "

Xiao Jun pursed a smile: "not high, undergraduate."

Li Qian: "Yo, undergraduate course. Not bad. "

Xiao Jun: "I dare to ask, Mr. Li Qian, what's your educational background?"

Li Qian teacher slightly a meal, silently came a sentence: "University."

As soon as the words came out, there was a hiss under the stage.

As soon as Mr. Li Qian came on stage, he said he was a primary school student. How could he go to university now.

Xiao Jun did not tear it down, but said with a smile, "which university are you?"

Li Qian: "Beijing University."

Xiao Jun: "Capital University."

Li Qian thought about it and nodded: "well, it's OK."

Xiao Jun: "what can be ah, in the end which university you say clearly ah."

Li Qian: "Er, that's Beijing Aviation University."

Xiao Jun: "it's called Beijing airlines."

Li Qian: "Er, Beijing United University?"

Xiao Jun: "it's called the United Nations General Assembly."

Li Qian: "that is Ah, Xiao Jun, do you find it interesting that you have made us both so embarrassed? "

Teacher Li Qian was so anxious that all the audience laughed.

Xiao Jun stood up helplessly and said, "I can't help it, Mr. Li Qian. You picked it up. You should make it clear which one is Beijing University. "

Li Qian: "Jinghua Avenue."

Xiao Jun was speechless: "who asked where you lived? I asked where you went to university."

Mr. Li Qian: "I didn't say I lived there."

Xiao Jun: "there is no university on Jinghua Avenue."

Li Qian: "why not, Jinghua Avenue, Qingdao port, University!"

With this, countless audiences collapsed on the spot.

Xiao Jun there more speechless: "Qingdao port that is a university, it is called prawn!"

Qingdao prawns are famous in the universe. When Xiao Jun said that, countless audiences booed.

Li Qian was angry: "don't mention prawns to me. Now I can't hear the word prawns. When it comes to prawns, I think of blind people. When I think of the blind man, I think of your tuner. "Tuner" has sold for hundreds of millions, and I still haven't got any money. You don't tell me about it. "

All of a sudden, this topic attracted everyone's interest.

As we all know, Xiao Jun's Micro film tuner's copyright has been sold to dozens of countries, and Mr. Li Qian has played in it, but he has no money.

A section of crosstalk, leading the audience to go deep into, actually a few words can lead to a laugh.

I don't know how long it's been, and I finally finish my work. Teacher Li Qian smiles modestly.

"What's up, Xiao Jun? It's nice to talk about cross talk, isn't it?"

"Well, it's really good. It's definitely not done by people."

"Hey, why are you still swearing?"

"Ha ha, I'm not kidding. It's not an easy job."

"It's not easy to know. How dare you come?"

"Well, you can try it."

"OK, that's OK. Let's invite Xiao Jun to be a funny actor."

Mr. Li Qian said aloud, leading the audience to clap together.

In private, Xiao Jun gave Li Qian a grateful look.

I mentioned a long time ago that Li Qian's physical condition is not suitable for teasing.

In recent years, Li Qian has rarely appeared on the stage of cross talk.

This time, however, it was for Xiao Jun to return to the stage. It took him just a few minutes to be a teaser.

Why do you do this?

This is the older generation, paving the way for the young.

Previously, people in the crosstalk industry, encouraged by Jiang Cheng, boycotted Xiao Jun collectively.

In fact, it's not easy for Xiao Jun to become a crosstalk actor or even be influenced by his peers.

In this battle, Mr. Li Qian and Xiao Jun, guarding countless audiences, changed their positions on the stage and told everyone clearly.

Xiao Jun is a role played by Li Qian. If you want to move Xiao Jun, you should first consider Li Qian's prestige in the crosstalk field.

These things, Li Qian teacher did not say, but Xiao Jun heart very clear.Otherwise, there would not be this performance before the Spring Festival Gala, and there would not be the opening program of Teacher Li Qian's teasing.

Of course, the audience didn't know the relationship. They were just excited to see how Xiao Jun could amuse him.

When they get back on their feet.

Li Qian, the teacher, took the lead in saying: "when you come back on stage, you have to bow to the audience again."

This is the instruction of crosstalk actor's etiquette. Xiao Jun doesn't speak much. He bows deeply with Li Qian.

It's time for Xiao Jun's crosstalk performance to begin.

Xiao Jun: "everyone is too enthusiastic. I believe many friends know me."

The audience cried out: "Xiao Jun!"

Li Qian: "look, I know you."

Xiao Jun: "thank you for your enthusiasm. However, as a crosstalk actor, I should solemnly introduce myself to you. My name is Xiao Jun, Xiao is romantic and handsome, and Jun is Yu Shu Lin Feng's Jun