Chapter 659

Xiao Jun's classic self introduction shows that many people feel very kind and familiar.

Next to Li Qian teacher ha ha a smile: "Xiao Jun, you this self introduction of what ah, romantic suave how to have Xiao, Yushulinfeng how to have Jun?"

Xiao Jun: "Oh, it's in everyone's heart whether there are any. Well, after introducing myself, then, I'll introduce myself to the one around me

Li Qian: "Oh, you are very kind."

Xiao Jun: "Li Qian (owe), owe the teacher."

Xiao Jun deliberately pronounces the word "Qian" in four accented tones, which makes a lot of people can't help but say it without listening.

"In a word, we owe our teacher."

"Ah, Xiao Jun, wait a moment. My name, when it comes to your mouth, has changed its flavor. "

Li Qian teacher there quickly reached out to stop Xiao Jun, Xiao Jun or face with a cheap smile.

"No, no, how can it be a change of taste? I just use the accent to express my respect for you."

"I thank you. You'd better not respect me so much."

"Ha ha, it's a joke. Li Qian, Miss Li, well, a very good crosstalk actor. "

Li Qian: "I dare not."

Xiao Jun: "Mr. Li Qian, it's really good to be on the crosstalk stage. Among other things, there are four subjects of crosstalk: speaking, learning, teasing and singing Well, that's all.

Li Qian: "what is that?"

Xiao Jun: "no other meaning, that is to say hello. It's about human nature. "

Li Qian: "yes, the key is character."

Xiao Jun: "you can't make friends on stage, you have to say off stage."

"Right, be honest."

"It's Mr. Li's humanity."

"Tell me about it."

"Well, it's better to be on stage."

"Hey, I asked you to come here to praise me. What's the matter?"

Although Xiao Jun has the content of system exchange in his mind, the skill of this performance is entirely his own.

It's the first time I'm on the stage to talk about cross talk. It's all fake if I'm not nervous.

But the old saying of crosstalk is "three teasing and seven flattering". Fortunately, it is teacher Li Qian, a native artist of Hunan Province, who really flatters Xiao Jun with the flavor of everyone in crosstalk.

Whether it is the scene or in front of the computer screen, countless audiences are amused by their crosstalk laughter.

"Li Qian is a good cross talk teacher. He has also made advertisements and often acts as the spokesperson for some products. Recently, I'm going to be the spokesperson of the brand image of black three rounds. "

"Well, I won't show my face when I take the job."

"All the black three rounds, spray a picture of you."

"What's the use of that?"

"I'll leave for three dollars."

"Don't mention me, just two dollars."

"Mr. Li, you have to have confidence in yourself."

"I've put it all up there. What confidence do I have?"

……

"Mr. Li Qian has played many plays. There was a TV play called thunderstorm. I especially like this play because there is Li Qian in it. He's in charge of thunderstorm. It's a play when it's raining. You take a hose there. Great, my brother. "

"I'm a dramatist. What am I good at?"

……

"Mr. Li Qian is amazing. I just thought when I would be able to do this. If I can make it to you, I'll be worth it

Li Qian teacher quickly waved: "ah, you are too polite."

Xiao Jun: "I have a conscience. In fact, I like crosstalk when I was young. I look for teachers everywhere to learn from. But in the end, it turns out that I'm not fit for this at all. " Li Qian: "Oh, not suitable for this?"

Xiao Jun: "as a child, students of the same age are better than me."

Li Qian: "ah, you are the first one?"

Xiao Jun: "yes, all the crosstalk students perform together. The audience went on the stage. When I got off the stage, "Hua" came back. The head of the team said, you don't play, you check in, move a table at the door. As a result, as soon as I moved the table out, the audience left. I'm in a hurry. I said I would move the table instead of talking about cross talk. The audience said, "I can't see you!"

Li Qian: "well, you are too popular."

Xiao Jun: "later, the head of the regiment said that you would play the big screen or something in the backstage. Do chores and no one can see you. Well done. Don't mention it. Someone came backstage to look for it. Directly ask the team leader, "why don't you let Xiao Jun play?"

Li Qian: "Oh, some people really want to hear you talk about cross talk."

Xiao Jun: "that's right. The team leader had the same expression as you at that time. Now that the audience has a request, let's arrange for me to go on the stage as soon as possible. As a result, I have no chance at all. "Li Qian: "what did he say?"

Xiao Jun: "the man said, if you don't let Xiao Jun play, my popsicle will be completely melted."

Li Qian: "Hey, after a long time, the popsicles are sold at the door, waiting for the audience to go out and buy popsicles."

Xiao Jun: "yes, the audience will go out only when I go on the stage."

……

This cross talk has been about ten minutes, but no one feels wrong.

All of us were so amused that we didn't realize the passage of time.

President Xu, the organizer of the Orioles award, narrowed his eyes and felt that he had made the right decision.

You see, Xiao Jun's performance makes the award ceremony so lively. With such a program alone, countless people will pay more attention to the Orioles award.

On the Internet, the number of online viewers of the live video of the award ceremony on Xiaolong video network is really soaring. Many people call friends on Weibo and QQ, and Xiao Jun talks about crosstalk.

And it's a crosstalk I've never heard before. It's very funny.

This time, but attracted countless people to watch.

At the same time, many people from the cross talk industry also came to watch the live video.

When I saw Xiao Jun and Li Qian standing on the stage, and Li Qian was still there to cheer Xiao Jun with his due diligence, many people in the crosstalk world were confused at that time.

Before I heard that Xiao Jun had become a new apprentice of Li Qian. Today, we found out how determined Li Qian was to hold Xiao Jun.

Seeing this scene, some people are shocked, while others are extremely jealous.

There are a lot of people who talk about cross talk, especially those who want to be famous.

Once I didn't know how many famous or unknown crosstalk actors broke their heads and wanted to let Mr. Li Qian help.

As a result, Li Qian refused.

If they are all rejected, the treatment will be the same, and everyone will be psychologically balanced.

But now Xiao Jun takes such a big advantage, who can balance it.

As a result, many people began to stare at the performance and wanted to find fault with Xiao Jun and scold him.

But looking at these crosstalk actors, they are also deeply attracted by Xiao Jun's works.

……

Xiao Jun stood on the stage, covering his face and shaking his head: "well, I can't do it in crosstalk. In such a state, when can I get through it? I love you. Do something else. "

Mr. Li Qian: "yes, you just change your career."

Xiao Jun: "a friend said, film and television industry, do you want to."

Li Qian: "and you?"

Xiao Jun: "when I think about it, it's good. I like the film and television industry very much. So I went to the director. The director asked me, this movie is different from crosstalk. Can you do it? I said, I can do it. Can you do a kiss? I said, "that's great!"

"Oh, hi, you can wait for this.

Xiao Jun: "I'd like to. The director is also happy. OK, you have to promise. Come on, bring the dog here. "

"Dog? Are you kissing a dog? "

"Yes, when I was angry, what kind of work do you call it. I'm Xiao Jun, a seven foot man. You let me go with a dog Well, that's fine. I'll do it. "

"No, are you really a dog?"

"Don't say it, don't say it. Let's talk about it."

"Don't talk about it. I think it's very interesting. Big guys like to listen to it, don't they?"

Li Qian teacher said here, to the stage is a question, followed by countless audiences shouting: "yes!"

The audience were happy. Xiao Jun and Li Qian were also happy.

But a lot of people are not happy at the scene.

Since Xiao Jun said that he wanted to go to the film and television industry, these people frowned. As a result, he said that when the director asked the actor to kiss the dog, you said it was irritating.

A group of film and television directors at the scene are angry. Xiao Jun is shameless. Isn't this a slander!

Originally, I thought about it in my heart. Unexpectedly, Xiao Jun's words made these people almost open their mouths.

Li Qian teacher stopped Xiao Jun: "you don't say behind, first say you kiss with the dog."

Xiao Jun: "do you really want to know?"

Li Qian: "of course I want to know."

Xiao Jun laughs: "then you have to ask the directors. They are not the ones who hold all the films they make. They have the dog, too. Go and ask the dog

With these words, Xiao Jun pointed to the guests from a distance.

All of a sudden, countless audiences laughed, and Xiao Jun was really hurt.

Ask the director first, and then ask the dog. It's not explicit.

In the burst of laughter, teacher Li Qian said "ah", and let the matter be exposed.Xiao Jun then said: "I mixed in the film and television industry for a period of time, I found a little way."

Li Qian: "what's the way?"

Xiao Jun: "many actresses go to bed with the director in order to play. To be honest, I can't stand it. "

"Yes, I can't stand it either."

"I'm angry."

"You have a sense of justice."

"Because the problem is, there are too few female directors!"

"Ah? Are you angry with that? "

Xiao Jun was angry: "you actresses have a way. What should we actors do? This is not the truth, but heaven is worthy of painstaking efforts. Finally, I met a female director in a play. I was sixteen and she was thirty-six

"Well, it's not too old."

"When I think about it, I'll sacrifice myself for art"

"are you really dedicated?"

"Well, I took a bath, changed my clothes and went to see her. Dangdang, knock on the door. I'll see. It's over. It can't be done

Li Qian teacher with a puzzled look: "what's the matter, you met the justice of the female director?"

Xiao Jun shook his head slowly and turned his eyes to the VIP table again: "no, I saw it. The producer is lying in the room! "

The audience burst into laughter.

At the VIP table, not only the director, but also all the producers turned green this time.