Chapter 660

Xiao Jun shook his two burdens out.

It made the audience laugh.

But the film and television industry's big take, is copies the fellow to stand up.

It's so irritating. It's so irritating.

There is no Xiao Jun who humiliates people face to face.

We don't have much to do with him these days. During the Anti Japanese drama, we also helped him talk.

Now, this guy's backhand is back. He's going to be shameless?

Almost all the staff of the Orioles organizer were so scared that they went out to appease the angry guests.

President Xu's side is not just comfortable, just hate Xiao Jun how so without praise.

Just now, I thought Xiao Jun had helped him a lot. Now I see that it's something.

There was a riot at the guests' table, but everything else was the same.

Fortunately, Xiao Jun did not continue to talk with the film and television industry, and finally brought the topic to the theme of his crosstalk work.

Xiao Jun: "I don't think I can get along in the film and television industry. I have to go up."

Li Qian teacher wondered: "how to develop further?"

Xiao Jun: "someone told me that you have to go to the Spring Festival Gala so that you can be popular and have a wrist. I said, I don't know anyone. Who can I find? As soon as the man pats his chest, you can forget it. I know the director of the Spring Festival Gala. "

"Really? Can't it be a liar? "

"I'm not a liar. I've been led to see the director of the Spring Festival Gala. I said, "director, Hello, I'm going to the Spring Festival Gala. I want to be a big shot."

"What did the director say?"

"The director said, you're late. A lot of people are queuing up. Otherwise, you can work here first. Wipe the table, move the chair, get a water, send a lunch box, sweep the floor and so on. My heart said, can stay is to have the opportunity, then stay here. It's not easy to win the favor of the director. The director said, "well, you should pay attention to what program you can go on. Let me say it."

"True or false, can you do some chores to go to the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Yes, it is. If the director gives me a chance, I'll go. But the problem is on that show. When I saw it, there was Peking Opera. Well, no, it's not easy. You say you are a singer. You are stupid when the string rings. What's the matter. There are martial arts performances, real swords and real guns. It's killing me. I can't do it. I can't stand for half an hour with this ballet. "

"Come on, don't be fooled. Find something you can do."

"Hey, when I see the opportunity, I can talk cross talk."

"Cross talk?"

"Yes, there was a group of three hundred people talking together. That scene, you can't get down without 800000. The rockery is real. There are two airplanes on it and water under it. At the beginning of the program, one hundred crosstalk talkers came down from the mountain. On the plane over there, every one of them jumped down with a parachute on his back. Here in the water, drill out a hundred. This side of the plane dropped a hundred. "

"My God, how hard it's going to take."

"In the end, he took a rickshaw and pulled up a funny actor. The actor came down and said to the audience, audience friends, I miss you so much."

"Hey, that's all?"

"There are three hundred people standing behind, and one of them said," let me say a word, you guys turn it over. He said, "I'm very happy to give you New Year's greetings.". These three hundred people said together that they are very happy to pay New Year's greetings. And then a bow, that's it. "

"That's it?"

"Yes. I said, this line, this lack of heart can come to this. I immediately asked the director to go, let me come to this, according to my IQ absolutely no problem. The director said, that's no good. The Spring Festival Gala is so hot. Many people are queuing up to get on. You can wait. When someone quit, you can make up for the lack. I look forward to it every day. When you say these immoral things, you don't say anything. "

Teacher Li Qian covered his face: "what are you looking forward to every day?"

The audience is laughing.

Xiao Jun on the Spring Festival Gala, that is to let all kinds of entertainment reporters to expose almost.

We all know that Wang Tao's people withdrew and Xiao Jun's people went up.

Now to say this is to call Wang Tao names.

Xiao Jun's mouth is really damaged.

Only this time, we all thoroughly recognized Xiao Jun's ability.

He is really able to interpret his own experience in the form of art.

Singing is like that.

Poetry is like this.

It's the same with crosstalk.

At the same time, Xiao Jun's performance continues.

Xiao Jun: "I wait every day and hope every day. And guess what, this job didn't wait, other jobs came. "

Li Qian: "what kind of work?"

"That day, the rehearsal scene, the scene of 4000 people, were all busy with this. All of a sudden, there's an audience who's going to have a baby. ""Where to have a baby?"

"Yes, a big sister has a big stomach. You said that she, this month, you go home to have a baby, and join in the fun here. I can't wait for this mess. "

"There's no waiting to have a baby."

"I can't help it. I'll call you soon. After a while, the ambulance came, and I had to support her, carry her, and get her a car. Come back and clean up the scene. "

"It's all your work?"

"Yes. But the emperor is worthy of those who want to. When I'm done, my chance will come. "

"What chance?"

"Rehearsal to the three hundred people's crosstalk, from the plane down 100 people carrying parachutes, one person's parachute did not open."

"Ah?"

"Head down, bang!"

"Ah."

"Good luck."

"Oh, nothing?"

"Dead."

"Lucky to be dead?"

"I'm so excited. I'll go to the director and say I can perform now. The director said, "no way."

"Why not?"

"The man who pushed him down has already taken his place."

……

When the audience heard this, their whole mood went up and down with Xiao Jun's words. It was only in the end that a large number of laughter broke out.

In addition to laughter, some people can't help but think of what happened before.

At the beginning, it was Wang Tao who obstructed and pushed the stars who had close relationship with Xiao Jun down from the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Xiao Jun is really revenge, a crosstalk, this is with him all the people to blame.

Inexplicably, sitting in the audience, president Xu, the organizer of the Golden Eagle Award, suddenly had a chill on his back, and had an ominous premonition in his heart.

On the stage, Xiao Jun frowned, shook his head and sighed: "tell me, I've done so much work, but I still can't go to the Spring Festival Gala. When can I get through it? I can't do it in a hurry. I have no choice but to find the person who brought me to the director. As soon as he heard what happened to him, he was happy. "

Li Qian asked, "what is he happy about?"

Xiao Jun: "he said to me, you lack heart, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala, do you want to be famous?"

"Nonsense!"

"First of all, you have to learn to be cheeky. You have to be shameless, you know."

"Ah?"

"Then I said, how can I be shameless? He said, you find a teacher to teach you, just like the most shameless person. I thought, ah, it's OK to find a teacher, but the problem is who is cheeky. Thinking about it makes me think of myself

"Who is it?"

"The elder sister who gave birth to a baby at the rehearsal scene, over 4000 people didn't care about her giving birth to a baby. How capable is that. I bought some presents and went to see her. At her house, the elder sister was sitting on the Kang crying. Oh, what a shame. "

"Oh, the elder sister knows how to be ashamed."

"I think, I'll persuade you. I said, elder sister, don't take it to heart. The elder sister was annoyed. She turned back and yelled at me. You are standing and talking without backache. More than 4000 people watch me have a baby. What a shame. I said it's OK. More than 4000 people are nothing. When the aircraft carrier reported the performance, there was still one person guarding tens of thousands of children

"There is such a thing."

"But guess what," said the elder sister, "that's me, too."

"Oh, it's all her."

"Yes, I think I really found my shameless grandparents. There's nothing else to say. I'll learn from my teacher. I asked my elder sister, "how can you be so shameless?"

"What does the elder sister say?"

"The elder sister said that he used to work for the organizers of the Orioles awards. As long as he saw more people in the film and television circles who won the awards, he would be able to follow them. Shameless!"

"Hi

Mr. Li Qian, after an exclamation, they bowed to the audience at the same time.

Xiao Jun's first cross talk show ends here, but at the golden Orioles award ceremony, from the guests to the organizers, they all hate Xiao Jun so much.

……

On February 13, early in the morning, the masses were dazzled by the news of Xiao Jun's first cross talk show.

That section of crosstalk video has long been edited by the staff of Xiaolong video network and put on the home page of the website.

In a short time, its click through rate has occupied the first place in all videos of Xiaolong video network.

The broad masses of the people have finally seen Xiao Jun's cross talk performance, which is really full of expectations for the performance of the Spring Festival Gala.

Only unhappy people, of course, are people in the film and television industry.

Oh, no, now we have to add the Orioles.

With the golden list of Chinese film and television, the Orioles also announced that they would completely cut off all ties with Xiao Jun.You can also think of this result.

But few people know that there is another place where people are in dire straits because of Xiao Jun's help.

It is the office area of Huaxia star power list.

"Even if Xiao Jun said goodbye, I won't give up."

"Boss, please, let's just let Xiao Jun disappear from this list."

"Boss, I can't do it. Xiao Jun's score was calculated yesterday, and today he will be on the list. Who knows this guy went to the golden Orioles awards ceremony and said a cross talk. Didn't you say he wouldn't go

"Boss..."

"All right, shut up

A group of technicians complained to the boss again. This time, the boss finally broke out.

"Be honest with me. There are still three days to go before the Spring Festival Gala. When there are new people coming out, you are more busy. Don't talk about those useless things. Hurry to calculate for me. I spent time with him, Xiao Jun. I think it's the speed of our evaluation, or the speed of this boy's fame growth! "